mozo Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 I stumbled across this young man. Have you been baby snatching again, or is it one of the illigitimate lovechildren that you conceived last time we took the revolution on tour?And is this the cat you keep bangin on about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 And is this the cat you keep bangin on about?That's not the one, thanks for the pornographic image though.Footnote 4 Mozo: First picture didn't view, Babysnatching though ! You know that that was never proved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 That's not the one, thanks for the pornographic image though.Footnote 4 Mozo: First picture didn't view, Babysnatching though ! You know that that was never proved.You can't see it? I can and, the baby's addressing you, WTF personally, and looks angry. Ah well. I've got a cat and would be happy to get him fighting yours for some sort of pointless prize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 You can't see it? I can and, the baby's addressing you, WTF personally, and looks angry. Ah well. I've got a cat and would be happy to get him fighting yours for some sort of pointless prize.The baby's got the wrong WTF I'm afraid. Baby's, tuh! Incidentally, why is it, when there are already so many children in the world, that we need such charety's as 'Save The Children'? I mean how many dinosaurs have you seen around lately? No 'Save The Dinosaurs' charety though is there . Howard Wilkinson is the only one I can currenetly think of.Some more puzzlers. Why don't cat's ever get bored of cat food? and do you think they refer to human food as human food? I can't think of anything more pointless than a degree so perhaps that could be the prize for the big cat fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 The baby's got the wrong WTF I'm afraid. Baby's, tuh! Incidentally, why is it, when there are already so many children in the world, that we need such charety's as 'Save The Children'? I mean how many dinosaurs have you seen around lately? No 'Save The Dinosaurs' charety though is there . Howard Wilkinson is the only one I can currenetly think of.Some more puzzlers. Why don't cat's ever get bored of cat food? and do you think they refer to human food as human food? I can't think of anything more pointless than a degree so perhaps that could be the prize for the big cat fight.If we're not careful Dinosaurs'll go extinct, and then they'll have no creatures on the set of the next Jurassic Park.Why do cats pretend not to understand what you say to them? I tell mine he's an idiot all the time to wind him so much that he drops the big 'your words are just a noise to me' act, but he always keeps his guard up.They can fight for your degree then. I've always wanted to have a Pornography Studies BA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 And is this the cat you keep bangin on about?Wow, a real giant cat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Wow, a real giant cat! No, that's Sneezey of the Seven Dwarfs in a doll's house trying unsucessfully to impress Snow White with his immense cat-lifting strength. :Crazy: Mind you, it must help that it's only got 2 legs. I'd hate to see the aftermath if he turns out to be allergic to cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Wow, a real giant cat! Are you suggesting that I've been duped by that jolly bearded man in the photo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 No, that's Sneezey of the Seven Dwarfs in a doll's house trying unsucessfully to impress Snow White with his immense cat-lifting strength. :Crazy: Yep, that's the answer :Crazy:Are you suggesting that I've been duped by that jolly bearded man in the photo? Not at all, he looks quite genial. The cat's the one who masterminded it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 I think it's important at this juncture to advise that all cat-owners who buy Whiskers catfood should choose the 'supermeat' variety as you get slightly more for your money than the jelly or gravy mixed alternatives.Cheaper still, lure neighbours cat's into a trap, chop them up and your favourite feline won't go hungry for a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Cheaper still, lure neighbours cat's into a trap, chop them up and your favourite feline won't go hungry for a week.You really meant to say that you won't go hungry for a week didn't you?Anyway, thought you were going to keep that tactic our little secret. Can't trust anyone these days.Notice Bristol's cat population rapidly deminish from this point onwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 You really meant to say that you won't go hungry for a week didn't you?Anyway, thought you were going to keep that tactic our little secret. Can't trust anyone these days.Notice Bristol's cat population rapidly deminish from this point onwards.After digging into the meat on the belly, I like to have a chew on the padding under the paw (it's a nice alternative to the after dinner mint). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 After digging into the meat on the belly, I like to have a chew on the padding under the paw (it's a nice alternative to the after dinner mint).Pussy for dessert, that type of thing Mozo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Pussy for dessert, that type of thing Mozo?Well, it's a standard mealtime gesture in Bedminster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Pussy for dessert, that type of thing Mozo? Can't take you anywhere can I Doc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Can't take you anywhere can I Doc?Just day-dreaming about my little Brazilian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 I like strawberries so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 I like strawberries so much.Dr F, I've been campaigning for a 'Fruit Forum' for some time, to no avail. It's about time the Mods/Feds/Hun - whatever you want to call them - wise up and realise that fruit needs to be discussed.I sense that you wanted to elaborate that Strawberry eulogy but felt stifled. I know how you feel.The poetry I write about Braeburn apples is not catered for on here, and I'm livid. :@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Not catering for everybody's want's and needs? Not listening to the posters? People getting livid :@ ? Has Colin Sextone become Chief Executive Moderator or something?btw, am tempted to set up another Marcus Stewart thread on the main City Forum as I only counted up 15 just now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Not catering for everybody's want's and needs? Not listening to the posters? People getting livid :@ ? Has Colin Sextone become Chief Executive Moderator or something?btw, am tempted to set up another Marcus Stewart thread on the main City Forum as I only counted up 15 just now.To think that the Marcus Stewart situation is even half as important as fruit-related debate! Boggles my mind.Out of interest WTF, if you ate a cat, where would you start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Well it's the age old fundamental differences between hedonists and conservatives isn't it?At Easter, were you one of those kids' to scoff all your easter eggs down in a matter of seconds and watch for days as your slightly more prudent brothers broke off and savoured a little bit each day until the following easter? Or was it the other way round?If you're not following, here's another analogy, at christmas dinner do you munch down your sausage and bacon raps straight of or do you save the best till last so to speak?Personally I'm a gobbler, I like to get stuck in early doors, 'Get in, get out, don't look back' has gotta be one of life's better motto's, so the eye-balls are always first down the hatch. I just lurrrve the texture.You?I mean where's the 'How to eat a cat' forum isn't it?..........WTFiGO!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Well it's the age old fundamental differences between hedonists and conservatives isn't it?At Easter, were you one of those kids' to scoff all your easter eggs down in a matter of seconds and watch for days as your slightly more prudent brothers broke off and savoured a little bit each day until the following easter? Or was it the other way round?If you're not following, here's another analogy, at christmas dinner do you munch down your sausage and bacon raps straight of or do you save the best till last so to speak?Personally I'm a gobbler, I like to get stuck in early doors, 'Get in, get out, don't look back' has gotta be one of life's better motto's, so the eye-balls are always first down the hatch. I just lurrrve the texture.You?I mean where's the 'How to eat a cat' forum isn't it?..........WTFiGO!?!Completely disagree WTF. Its not a matter of Hedonist/Conservatist. It's a matter of Greed versus prudence. The brothers who pick at their eggs lastingly know that to guzzle is to fall into a classic capitalist trap. You consume all that you have but afterwards are left wanting. The short-term fix is soon replaced by a jealous yearning, a desire for more.Prudence however wins in the long-term. You learn to enjoy small blessings. You are never left wanting and may even feel obliged to share with your now remorseful brother.To quote Alan Partridge: 'ohhh...cook a cat!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 No.I never want more than I've got brother, apart from cider.Live like a King I say, eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow you may die.One way or another tomorrow always seems to work itself out, let it worry about itself, all we have is the here and the now, we may as well enjoy it whatever it's circumstances.Gobbling's the way dude.Footnote:WTF would like to say that these are his thoughts of the here and the now (whatever time it is at time of post) and thoughts are never a fixed, permanent ummmm, thing. He's pretty much said the first thing that entered his head. (Just to make a change) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 No.I never want more than I've got brother, apart from cider.Live like a King I say, eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow you may die.One way or another tomorrow always seems to work itself out, let it worry about itself, all we have is the here and the now, we may as well enjoy it whatever it's circumstances.Gobbling's the way dude.Footnote:WTF would like to say that these are his thoughts of the here and the now (whatever time it is at time of post) and thoughts are never a fixed, permanent ummmm, thing. He's pretty much said the first thing that entered his head. (Just to make a change)Still legally binding. See you in the easter egg court where judge bunny will be the...err...judge. Or summat.I'd like to fry a cats ears. Mmmm...crispy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Good call with the cats ears. Nice dipping in to chile source.Slowly losing it tonight I must admit. Fingers typing, mind not engaging, one of those ones.Post again on better form some other sunny day.Be good yeah, don't post anything I wouldn't go posting now.Love you loads XXX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Out of interest WTF, if you ate a cat, where would you start?I'd go for the pussy.Personally I'm a gobbler, I like to get stuck in early doorsJust like my angel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Just like my angel. Sounds like a very pure innocent angelic creature Doc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Good call with the cats ears. Nice dipping in to chile source.I'd like to fry the cat's tail then nibble the meat off it as if eating a corn on the cob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Now that is nice, you don't get the bit's stuck between your teeth either. Not much meet though, I always liken cat's tales to spare ribs. Good flavour mind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Why don't you see these nice people down Ashton Gate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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