rayer Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 He's confused. Ever since he escaped the clutches of Mozo, he's been drinking rough cider with Sir Colby Tit in the Sandringham.She looks nice, is she single and whats her personalty like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 She looks nice, is she single and whats her personalty like.She is called Trevor and is part of Sir Colby's travelling animal tribute act show. He is rooming with a penguin Robbie Williams. Worst still, Colby gets them addicted to pear cider so that there is no escape from his sweaty grasp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 I just heard a song called 'the zookeeper's boy' by some band called Mew (??) and there was a line about a giraffe. Is Trev getting national exposure or summat?Todays magic number is twelvety eleight+9.Today's magic word is humdingerJust thought I'd share that with you oddballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted April 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Today's magic word is humdingerJust thought I'd share that with you oddballs. Oddball yourself, weirdo, :razz: Humdinger hmmm, Trev's a good example of this.I nominate today's word to be the C one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 I nominate today's word to be the C one. Cake???? Carrots??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted April 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Castle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Castle.Constipation is a word I can never work out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Constipation is a word I can never work out Or should that be work through?Where's Bernard, has anyone seen him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 I nominate today's word to be the C one.If this was Malones thread I would have to say Colostomy, but considering its yours WTF I will have to go for cider.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 He's confused. Ever since he escaped the clutches of Mozo, he's been drinking rough cider with Sir Colby Tit in the Sandringham.Actually, the only reason that Trevor comes with me is so I can cut out the middle man & save a few bob - I just fill me glass straight from Trevor. Just like Thatchers, but warmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted April 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 If this was Malones thread I would have to say Colostomy, but considering its yours WTF I will have to go for cider.............. What was I thinking?!Not using 'castration' is another regret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Oddball yourself, weirdo, :razz: Humdinger hmmm, Trev's a good example of this.I nominate today's word to be the C one.Sesame Street taught me that cooperation in the best C-word. If we all work together, everybody's happy.Wasn't it mad how the 'Count' used to love counting stuff, so much so that he couldn't conceal (two C-words on the trot) his joy. Ahahaha!Guy Smiley, the news correspondent (another great C-word) was good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Pornography taught me that 'the C word' is the best C-word. If we all work together, everybody's happy......and how right they were.I liked Bigbird best but I always have had a fetish for fat girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 .....and how right they were.I liked Bigbird best but I always have had a fetish for fat girls.OTIB Exclusive - WTF is a Chubby Chaser, well I never.I had a girlfriend once that was so fat I had to roll her in flour to find her wet bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Forget flour and wet bits, we still havent found Bernard!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 OTIB Exclusive - WTF is a Chubby Chaser, well I never.Hey man, don't knock it. They're always highly appreciative, nice and cuddly for those Winter months, ahem very willing to please, can be pretty (just a bit well insulated), wouldn't go for the cynical bitter ''all men are bastard's'' possible lesbian types btw, they're usually characterised by having an overly developed 'lovely personality', I wouldn't have to worry about other bloke's trying their luck and wouldn't have to worry about a lack of that under valued and short in supply attribute that is loyalty to the WTF course.Don't really think 'the one' is going to be too porky though, I want to mix my genetics with a good healthy crop, as I don't want kids of unhealthy, fat or thick nature.I mean HTF would I expect to conquer the world with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 I don't want kids of unhealthy, fat or thick nature.Errr...maybe you should adopt then?! Today's magic word is 'Nkssff' which is giraffe for 'pass the doobie rahrsclaart'.Today's magic number is ten minus twelve plus summat or whatever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Errr...maybe you should adopt then?! Maybe, will insist on a thorough examination of the kid's authentic family tree though and if there's any sign of Mozo's, a-ah, sorry kidToday's magic word is 'Nkssff' which is giraffe for 'pass the doobie rahrsclaart'.Don't tell me Trev's been logging on with your user name again. I knew you shouldn't have told him your password. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Today's magic word is 'Nkssff' which is giraffe for 'pass the doobie rahrsclaart'.Actually, the literal translation is "stop bogarting me bifta blardseed". I should know, I've been stuck down the Sandringham with Trev all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Actually, the literal translation is "stop bogarting me bifta blardseed". I should know, I've been stuck down the Sandringham with Trev all week.I know! I keep seeing him running out to the corner shop to buy rizla and crisps!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 BUT WHERE THE CHUFF IS BERNARD?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 BUT WHERE THE CHUFF IS BERNARD??????Okay, I give up...is Bernard an oompa-loompa, a chimp, a giraffe, a carrot...who is he?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 BUT WHERE THE CHUFF IS BERNARD??????Who the chuff is Bernard more like, will this one do ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Bernard knows who he is and has been hiding from me, please if you are covering for him then just tell him to come back I have jobs for him to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted April 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Bernard knows who he is and has been hiding from me, please if you are covering for him then just tell him to come back I have jobs for him to do. Another one of your invisible friend's Dolly?Is it any wonder no one's seen him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Another one of your invisible friend's Dolly?Is it any wonder no one's seen him?I was one of Dolly's invisible friends but she got sick of the sight of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Another one of your invisible friend's Dolly?Is it any wonder no one's seen him? No I have seen Bernard, he is not invisible, he comes in the Dolman in fact. I was one of Dolly's invisible friends but she got sick of the sight of me So it was you hiding in the bushes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 We need the nostalgic days of Live Chat in early January back. Can we have a session tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Not many of us about Ron, we should spread the word and drum up some support before we try it, to make sure its a real success Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Not many of us about Ron, we should spread the word and drum up some support before we try it, to make sure its a real successCan have more Biology Lessons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.