Guest Ron Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Here you go then Mozo, teach away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Ronnie did you not learn enough during the biology lessons?I give up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Ronnie did you not learn enough during the biology lessons?I give up!You were a rubbish teacher, we never did any practicals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 You were a rubbish teacher, we never did any practicals Thats because I'm nearly old enough to be your mother Ronnie.Come on there was nothing I wouldnt explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_red Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 You were a rubbish teacher, we never did any practicals bet you didn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Thats because I'm nearly old enough to be your mother Ronnie.I wasn't implying anything like that, how dare you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 You were a rubbish teacher, we never did any practicals With flirting like that, you don't need any help .Rule no. one: Beware the mind games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolmanDudess Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 You were a rubbish teacher, we never did any practicals Ronneh I have done my best trust me I spoke to her earlier and well what her response was cannot be repeated on this forum. I bought her to see you, i listen to both you and her waffle on and i give both of you advice. Short of banging your heads together I'm stuck!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_red Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 ron is such a GOLD-DIGGA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 With flirting like that, you don't need any help .Rule no. one: Beware the mind games.I think I may have inadvertantly dug a hole for myself here Excuse me while I go and lie in it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolmanDudess Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 I think I may have inadvertantly dug a hole for myself here Excuse me while I go and lie in it...Shovel?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_red Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 ohhh this is getting saucy, brown saucy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 I think I may have inadvertantly dug a hole for myself here Excuse me while I go and lie in it...Rule number 2 - don't expect them to look as glamorous first thing in the morning as they did the night before!Rule number 3 - In their eyes they're never wrong and you're never right![That was Trev's advice by the way ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 I think I may have inadvertantly dug a hole for myself here Excuse me while I go and lie in it... Do you want me to cover you up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Do you want me to cover you up?Bad choice of words in this situation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Bad choice of words in this situation Well it was that or fill the hole, and I thought that sounded worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 For what it's worth, my advice, ummmm, dunno really.Sure it'll all work out fine in the end though.Ah yeah, I feel the wisdom finally arising. Minger's, like gingong's, have feeling's too. It's a bit of a shame (for them) when you think about. it.Also, if the girl is either one of the following; a silly cow, or an effing be-atch then just gather your thing's, go home and have a nice cup of tea with your Mum.Don't go shopping with them. Nightmare, still wake up in cold sweat's about my experiance's of that to this day.Don't expect any sense of logic or rationality out of them.Be sensitive to their emotional way and don't think for a minute you're doing the right thing by spouting thing's like the truth, esp. in relation to garment's and their gluteus maximus's.Do your best not to get persistently p155ed out you're skull, shame I know.Let them whitter all they like, they do like to whitter, (not like me on this forum ) some outward sign's such as chucking in a 'yeah' from time to time or little nod's of the head is usually enough to convince them that you're listening.If you think it would be funny to take the **** at their expense be sure it's not the wrong time of the month.If you get to the stage of meeting their mother's for the first time, don't be drunk and try and be as polite and charming as you can, effing and jeffing all over the shop is a big no no and try not to make any particularly random or slightly off-key comment's out of the blue such as ''I like giraffe's''. Make sure their old man is not a Sagger, I repeat - NOT a Sagger and again if the man's trying to suss you out and you have nothing to hide then do not worry that he will think you're a rick P. Alway's offer to buy the first drink etc (even if you're secretly hoping that he'll make a comment along the line's of ''don't be silly, I'm looking after you tonight, you did say Blackthorne yeah?''. )Be warned, if her Mum's a moody be-atch it is commonly accepted that apart from in my case, off-spring turn out like their 'olds so like I say, be warned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolmanDudess Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 For what it's worth, my advice, ummmm, dunno really.Sure it'll all work out fine in the end though.Ah yeah, I feel the wisdom finally arising. Minger's, like gingong's, have feeling's too. It's a bit of a shame (for them) when you think about. it.Also, if the girl is either one of the following; a silly cow, or an effing be-atch then just gather your thing's, go home and have a nice cup of tea with your Mum.Don't go shopping with them. Nightmare, still wake up in cold sweat's about my experiance's of that to this day.Don't expect any sense of logic or rationality out of them.Be sensitive to their emotional way and don't think for a minute you're doing the right thing by spouting thing's like the truth, esp. in relation to garment's and their gluteus maximus's.Do your best not to get persistently p155ed out you're skull, shame I know.Let them whitter all they like, they do like to whitter, (not like me on this forum ) some outward sign's such as chucking in a 'yeah' from time to time or little nod's of the head is usually enough to convince them that you're listening.If you think it would be funny to take the **** at their expense be sure it's not the wrong time of the month.If you get to the stage of meeting their mother's for the first time, don't be drunk and try and be as polite and charming as you can, effing and jeffing all over the shop is a big no no and try not to make any particularly random or slightly off-key comment's out of the blue such as ''I like giraffe's''. Make sure their old man is not a Sagger, I repeat - NOT a Sagger and again if the man's trying to suss you out and you have nothing to hide then do not worry that he will think you're a rick P. Alway's offer to buy the first drink etc (even if you're secretly hoping that he'll make a comment along the line's of ''don't be silly, I'm looking after you tonight, you did say Blackthorne yeah?''. )Be warned, if her Mum's a moody be-atch it is commonly accepted that apart from in my case, off-spring turn out like their 'olds so like I say, be warned.Ok ok Tim, calm down. My sister aint that bad!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Urm school of lurve? Think it looks like all these boys need a lesson in the school of Romance. A little goes a long way boys, remeber that. Not choclates and flowers, a little note, of her favirot meal, we don't ask for much ! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Holding doors open, noticing shes made an effort with her clothes or hair etc, and nice text messages asking how you are etc.Blokes could do more to help themselves, like Dinky said its the little things that count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolmanDudess Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Holding doors open, noticing shes made an effort with her clothes or hair etc, and nice text messages asking how you are etc.Blokes could do more to help themselves, like Dinky said its the little things that count.Random text messages along the lines of "how are you, i hope you've had a good day" really do matter and girls really do like thoughtfulness!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Come on girls lets hijack the thread and show these useless boys up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolmanDudess Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Come on girls lets hijack the thread and show these useless boys up.Girl power!! Useless boys indeed. Cant live with them, cant live without them!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Random text messages along the lines of "how are you, i hope you've had a good day" really do matter and girls really do like thoughtfulness!!!Not from my experience Especially when they've had a bad day and go into great detail about how rubbish it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolmanDudess Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Not from my experience Especially when they've had a bad day and go into great detail about how rubbish it was Yes but we're not all like her. A little goes along way, in my book anyway!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Not from my experience Especially when they've had a bad day and go into great detail about how rubbish it was Ronnie then your sposed to sympathise and listen. Sorry but what sort of bad day can a teenager have? Like they missed the bus, or someone turned up wearing the same top as them?But anyway I'm drifting off the point, what I wanted to say is sometimes girls just need a moan, and you just need to listen and thats all we need. Or a hug if it can be managed, always makes a bad day better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Yes but we're not all like her. Made I laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolmanDudess Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Made I laugh.Yes, give her a hug, she likes hugs!! It was lovely watching you two skip along Weston sea front albeit your whinning (my arm hurts) but we were saying how lovely it was, like something out of a movie!! Ok shall i pass you the bucket!! Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 like Dinky said its the little things that count.Hmmmmm, are you sure about that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolmanDudess Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Hmmmmm, are you sure about that?Quality not quantity Rog, my fave moto!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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