Dollymarie Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Hmmmmm, are you sure about that? YES!!!!!size really doesnt matter, its all been made up by insecure blokes, its not how much they have, its what they do with it. AND I REALLY DO MEAN THAT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Yes, give her a hug, she likes hugs!! It was lovely watching you two skip along Weston sea front albeit your whinning (my arm hurts) but we were saying how lovely it was, like something out of a movie!! Ok shall i pass you the bucket!! Haha My Injections hurt me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolmanDudess Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 My Injections hurt me Aww didums!! I'm sure she would of rubbed/punched them better?? Or maybe she did, i don't know what you two got up to!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Quality not quantity Rog, my fave moto!! YES!!!!!size really doesnt matter, its all been made up by insecure blokes, its not how much they have, its what they do with it. AND I REALLY DO MEAN THAT!!!!Sounds like there's hope for me yet, then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolmanDudess Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Sounds like there's hope for me yet, then!Ah there's always hope Rog!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Sounds like there's hope for me yet, then!Ahh Roge course there is. Women go for personality not sure what men go for!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Ahh Roge course there is. Women go for personality not sure what men go for!! Personality, humour, intelligence, general 'spark'. Saying that, I fell in love with my lady the second I saw her for the first time. Corny, but true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Personality, humour, intelligence, general 'spark'. Saying that, I fell in love with my lady the second I saw her for the first time. Corny, but true!Oo, thats sweet. See love still exsits! Its all about the little things in life. xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolmanDudess Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Personality, humour, intelligence, general 'spark'. Saying that, I fell in love with my lady the second I saw her for the first time. Corny, but true!Ah Dr F you big softy!! Thats so sweet!! There really is such a thing as love at first sight!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Ah Dr F you big softy!! Thats so sweet!! There really is such a thing as love at first sight!! Indeed there is, I found Mine last night, It was all wrapped in foil, called Dairy Milk! Enough to melt my heart completly! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolmanDudess Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Indeed there is, I found Mine last night, It was all wrapped in foil, called Dairy Milk! Enough to melt my heart completly! xxxIt wasnt loverboy, wrapped up in choccie then!!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Ah Dr F you big softy!! Thats so sweet!! There really is such a thing as love at first sight!! Yep! I may need to re-register under a different username after admitting to being such a soft arse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolmanDudess Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Yep! I may need to re-register under a different username after admitting to being such a soft arse! Aww no. All the girlies think thats lovely!! Sod the men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Holding doors open, noticing shes made an effort with her clothes or hair etc, and nice text messages asking how you are etc.For goodness sake! How do you except us to remember all that?! Pick one ladies & then count yourself lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 For goodness sake! How do you except us to remember all that?! Pick one ladies & then count yourself lucky Cos birds need that, plus we always notice if you have got a new shirt or youve had yer hair done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Yep! I may need to re-register under a different username after admitting to being such a soft arse! *Is violently sick outside* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Cos birds need that, plus we always notice if you have got a new shirt or youve had yer hair done.That's easy for you though. We buy a new shirt once every 6 months &, therefore, it's easy to notice a new item of clothing. You lasses buy stuff every time you walk past a shop that has 'Open' written on the door!Oh, and don;t confuse 'getting our hair done' with 'we were bothered to run a comb through it'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 That's easy for you though. We buy a new shirt once every 6 months &, therefore, it's easy to notice a new item of clothing. You lasses buy stuff every time you walk past a shop that has 'Open' written on the door!Oh, and don;t confuse 'getting our hair done' with 'we were bothered to run a comb through it'! So what happens when they are bold do they shine their head or something for the lady? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Oh, and don;t confuse 'getting our hair done' with 'we were bothered to run a comb through it'! Well maybe in your case Jay I might notice, considering your 'do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 *Is violently sick outside*Young cynical peasant.That's easy for you though. We buy a new shirt once every 6 months &, therefore, it's easy to notice a new item of clothing. You lasses buy stuff every time you walk past a shop that has 'Open' written on the door!Oh, and don;t confuse 'getting our hair done' with 'we were bothered to run a comb through it'! You have hair? Lucky git.So what happens when they are bold do they shine their head or something for the lady? Buffing their dome you mean? I have to do that when me and the senorita are apart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Well maybe in your case Jay I might notice, considering your 'do. Whilst we are on the subject.....If we EVER buy you flowers - we HAVE done something wrong but we see it as a game. It's your first clue to help you work out what it is we've done!Also, 1 pair of trainers, 1 pair of shoes! It's that easy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Whilst we are on the subject.....If we EVER buy you flowers - we HAVE done something wrong but we see it as a game. It's your first clue to help you work out what it is we've done!Also, 1 pair of trainers, 1 pair of shoes! It's that easy!Why can't women be like you Jay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 You have hair? Lucky git.I take it that you are ignoring the thick patches of hair located on your palms dear Dr.?Why can't women be like you Jay Ron - I'm gonna beat you six ways from Sunday for that comment! :@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 I take it that you are ignoring the thick patches of hair located on your palms dear Dr.?Ha ha ha! I transferred them to the soles of my feet Jay, saves on shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Ha ha ha! I transferred them to the soles of my feet Jay, saves on shoes.Also goes some way to explaining your part on Lord of the Rings as a ginger hobbit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Also goes some way to explaining your part on Lord of the Rings as a ginger hobbit!Kerching! Less of the ginger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 God we're all going to have such fun on Thursday night, beating the crap out of eachother and sharing love advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 God we're all going to have such fun on Thursday night, beating the crap out of eachother and sharing love advice.Some people combine the two. Frankly, this is disturbing. I'll be there Thursday, you'll notice me by the ginger foot hair and the odd stray caprine funster chum of mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 I'll be there Thursday, you'll notice me by the ginger foot hair and the odd stray caprine funster chum of mine....and the odd shout of 'Come on you Reds' before ducking out in order to avoid a blue & white mob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Here's some advice - make a checklist of their eye-colour, date of birth, and family members names...because they WILL test you! ('we've been together three days and you still don't know my aunties name - I was only talking about her yesterday...').Every time you meet up with them, CHECK THE HAIR! If it's any different to how it was previously, a comment must be made.Half the time women want a man's man, the other half they want a sensitive man, so try to pre-empt their mood.Don't ignore the importance of textual politics - if you don't reply soon enough, or with the right tone you're being arsey.Balancing time spent with ladyfriend and mates is the biggest problem (has been for me anyway). Sacrifices have to be made.Treat 'em right though, and they make it well worth your while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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