Roger Red Hat Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Indeed there is, I found Mine last night, It was all wrapped in foil, called Dairy Milk! Enough to melt my heart completly! xxxIt wasnt loverboy, wrapped up in choccie then!!?? No, it was a welshman, Dai Rymilk, and he was all wrapped in foil. Sounds interesting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolmanDudess Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 No, it was a welshman, Dai Rymilk, and he was all wrapped in foil. Sounds interesting!Well Dinks hasnt told me about him!! Gossip please Dinks?? Is he as good at scrabble??!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Here's some advice - make a checklist of their eye-colour, date of birth, and family members names...because they WILL test you! ('we've been together three days and you still don't know my aunties name - I was only talking about her yesterday...').Every time you meet up with them, CHECK THE HAIR! If it's any different to how it was previously, a comment must be made.Half the time women want a man's man, the other half they want a sensitive man, so try to pre-empt their mood.Don't ignore the importance of textual politics - if you don't reply soon enough, or with the right tone you're being arsey.Balancing time spent with ladyfriend and mates is the biggest problem (has been for me anyway). Sacrifices have to be made.Treat 'em right though, and they make it well worth your while I like your ideas Mozo & wish to subscribe to your weekley newsletter..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 I like your ideas Mozo & wish to subscribe to your weekley newsletter..... It's in the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 ron is such a GOLD-DIGGAAnd we ain't talkin bout no broke... Fella.I have found that you can keep a woman happy by offering post-coital tea. That's it from me.Why is it I'm single? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 And we ain't talkin bout no broke... Fella.I have found that you can keep a woman happy by offering post-coital tea. That's it from me.Why is it I'm single?Cause you have a picture of a bear in your avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Ok so anymore wonderings the boys would like answered as to where theyre going wrong?Or alternatively things that they would like to point out to us womenfolk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 And we ain't talkin bout no broke... Fella.I have found that you can keep a woman happy by offering post-coital tea. That's it from me.Why is it I'm single?Nowt better than receiving post-coital tea before rolling over and having a nap before round 2!Apparently girls like some post-coital affection - boring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Ok so anymore wonderings the boys would like answered as to where theyre going wrong?Why doesn't Matthew love me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Cause you have a picture of a bear in your avatar.Yes, because I come on the internet to go pulling fs. And anyway the bear is thinking about spreading love onto his bread which can't be bad.Ok so anymore wonderings the boys would like answered as to where theyre going wrong?Yeh but I can't ask on here as it's far far too rude. I typed it out and reread it and it was vile. But it involved comings and goings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Ok, Ive got one for you boys.Why do blokes say "I'll speak to you later", if they don't actually mean later, and it might in fact be tomorrow. Or the day after that. Why don't they just say, "speak to you tomorrow," cos thats what it usually means, and then it doesnt leave us girls peed off cos they said "later"(you could help yourselves out sometimes surely?)????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Or See you around thats another one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Ok, Ive got one for you boys.Why do blokes say "I'll speak to you later", if they don't actually mean later, and it might in fact be tomorrow. Or the day after that. Why don't they just say, "speak to you tomorrow," cos thats what it usually means, and then it doesnt leave us girls peed off cos they said "later"(you could help yourselves out sometimes surely?)?????Because we like to imagine that we've got some kind of freedom. As much as we love our lady-friends, we like to think that we can call when we want to not when it's expected.Of course, it would be no big deal to call when you ask us to, but we don't see the importance of it.That's what I reckon, and I admit that I'm really bad for stuff like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 we like to think that we can call when we want to not when it's expected. Yeah but I wouldnt mind them calling when they wanted and not when they felt they had to. Certainly wouldnt want anyone ringing me because they felt they HAD to. Just annoying that they say later when it doesnt mean that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Ok, Ive got one for you boys.Why do blokes say "I'll speak to you later", if they don't actually mean later, and it might in fact be tomorrow. Or the day after that. Why don't they just say, "speak to you tomorrow," cos thats what it usually means, and then it doesnt leave us girls peed off cos they said "later"(you could help yourselves out sometimes surely?)?????Tomorrow is later, non? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Tomorrow is later, non? No tomorrow is tomorrow, later is considered the same day. (for girls at least - otherwise we'd say tomorrow) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 No tomorrow is tomorrow, later is considered the same day. (for girls at least - otherwise we'd say tomorrow)Yes its definitely a GENTS term. Rubbish isnt it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Yeah but I wouldnt mind them calling when they wanted and not when they felt they had to. Certainly wouldnt want anyone ringing me because they felt they HAD to. Just annoying that they say later when it doesnt mean that.I'm so sorry Dolly, I won't do it again!I think men just have a complex about being free spirits basically. They think that relationship politics are for women to worry about. Big Mistake, and I've learnt my lesson in the past.Having said that my ex once had a go because I didn't put a kiss at the end of a text (which I don't bother with usually anyway) and took it to mean I was in a bad mood with her! Mind you, she was a nutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 I'm so sorry Dolly, I won't do it again! You never called, or wrote or even sent me one text message with even half a kiss on it...... p.s. I'm not a nutter, i don't think, just cant get a man to stay faithful to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 for girls at least - otherwise we'd say tomorrowTomorrow is too long and complicated. Longer means "We don't know when we'll see you, we don't care, back soon".Works well imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_red Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 You never called, or wrote or even sent me one text message with even half a kiss on it...... p.s. I'm not a nutter, i don't think, just cant get a man to stay faithful to me.just do what I do neuter them, works for dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Tomorrow is too long and complicated. Longer means "We don't know when we'll see you, we don't care, back soon".Works well imo But it doesnt work well cos then we do think you don't care if thats what your trying to do, and thats why we give you earache.God and they say women are complicated.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolmanDudess Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 But it doesnt work well cos then we do think you don't care if thats what your trying to do, and thats why we give you earache.God and they say women are complicated....When will we ever truly work these menfolk out Dolly?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 When will we ever truly work these menfolk out Dolly?? Minimal whinging and loads of hot lovin and I'm happy Oh and unconditional loyalty is always a bonus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolmanDudess Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Minimal whinging and loads of hot lovin and I'm happy Oh and unconditional loyalty is always a bonus... Well i have been 'trying'!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Minimal whinging and loads of hot lovin and I'm happy Oh and unconditional loyalty is always a bonus... Sounds good to me, where can I find one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 But it doesnt work well cos then we do think you don't care if thats what your trying to do, and thats why we give you earache.God and they say women are complicated........no just boring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 For goodness sake! How do you except us to remember all that?! Pick one ladies & then count yourself lucky Hmm, how about general all-round courtesy? That should cover it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Hmm, how about general all-round courtesy? That should cover it Come on Sophs, we're only human men.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Come on Sophs, we're only human men..And? Surely remembering one thing shouldn't be too taxing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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