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3 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

A rumour (that I've just made up), is that Rovers are going to start charging fans to use the toilets.

Rovers fans are OUTRAGED.

Wally has been quoted as saying 'it's about time fans understood how difficult it is having to go in to football without spending a penny'.

That's the turd time that joke has been used 

@bert tann have you noticed the milkman getting involved again? Hidden agenda? Takeover bid? Free milk with every pastie?  

I see the milkman is getting involved again;

"Let us be realistic. The redevelopment of the Men did not give a decent financial return to support the investment. The UWE stadium did but it is a leasehold. ( which can be renewed many times over) I suspect Dwayne Sport wanted freehold but in my eyes the value of the stadium for another purchaser is in the revenue returns as long as you have a renewable lease option. A new stadium elsewhere would be more exensive than UWE and planning will be a challenge. Dwayne Sports should not dismiss UWE so quickly and carry on negotiations to resolve their differences. Leasehold and freehold can be on a par financially if the revenue streams are there."

Which is worth more , a gold Rolex or a bottle of gold top?

Predicted next dream new stadium for the few; building a new stadium at Almondsbury instead of a training ground That'll keep em happy for another 5 years 

Osborne Clark -- crook.                                 Dunford - crook                                            Higgs - crook                                            Boycie - crook                                                  Al Qadi  - bullshitter !

To anyone whoever doubts the purpose of this thread, then tonight here is your answer. . . .  IT'S COMEDY GOLD

Still one of the funniest sag photos ever 

26 minutes ago, alexukhc said:

Moved house more time than the sags, but he's never owned a home

Started working in a shop in W-o-T, ended up taking over and kicking the owners out !

On 7/14/2017 at 21:35, glynriley said:

They have signed the lead singer from T Rex today though. 

They'll be sending an old fashioned message to Mr. Allardyce soon . 

Telegram Sam 

Here's how one of the blue few would like to deal with the season ticket scammer;

Hope they find the guy, take him behind the West Stand and beat the sh*t into him before bringing his lifeless body on the pitch to throw tomatoes at for half time entertainment.

Family club? 

48 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Top 6 budget 

Budget has been cut now that they are getting fleeced by their own fans and ripped off by one of the staff.

Dale Vince obviously has more money than Wally 

15 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said:

Yep- We have terracing as well

Championship ready 

3 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

24,700

23,980 locked out

18 hours ago, phantom said:

I was told by someone very senior at WSM, the reason they called off their friendly with City a few years back was because City wanted a big % cut from the gate and the bar takings

So WSM invited the blue few down instead. What was the attendance last night?

46 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:

He definitely is a bullshitter . But my post was about something else should of been more clearer. It was about how we apparently play all the local semi pro teams and fleece them all out of money. It's seems to be a recurring topic every pre season. Understand why you moved it

For the COMMUNITY TRUST game only each season ( Manor Farm, Keynsham, Bris, Ashton and Backwell etc.) the proceeds are shared between the host club and the Bristol City Community Trust, which is a registered charity (Charity No: 1093059).

Bristol City F.C. cover the costs of stewarding, car parks etc. so I would guess it actually costs us as a club.

So there's the truth, for any of the blue few reading this 

36 minutes ago, View from the Dolman said:

They've got two away friendly games simultaneously. Thousands will be locked out at both games, obviously!

Are the police allowing both games to be played at the same time? Carnage 

one and a half millionth view wins the gnome  

22 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

Nothing in particular today, but if you want to watch their new goal keeper racially abusing and fcuking a lady boy, with his mates, then the links are still available via his Wikipedia page! 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhh! 

I've just found it. I need eye bleach !!

and the gas have just signed him? WTF. Who next? Nile Ranger! 

2 hours ago, FramptonRed said:

Every time i look at football chat this thread is always at the top of the page.

I cant believe there's nearly 22,000 replies to this thread,who gives a flying f### about the gas anyway.

and 1,495,481 views ! 

we love em because they are comedy gold 

14 hours ago, The Gasbuster said:

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 Tottenham !! 

That's the ages of the players in the Spurs 'Checkatrade' trophy team!

Hooray ......... Tottenham reserves are coming ; 

https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2017/june/checkatradetrophy1718/

On 6/26/2017 at 17:11, cynic said:

Is it true that at this moment in time the pikeys have only got 10 players with no senior goal keeper ?

If so, wtf happened there ?

This guy is looking for a club;

2 hours ago, steviestevieneville said:

The latest gift I've seen on twitter . Actually printing t shirts about a friendly . It's like it's the first time they been on a plane or something 

 

Is this match to honour the Dean Windass hero worship? 

Will the residents of Cheswick Village object to having a gurt big stadium at the bottom of their back gardens as the residents on Ashton Vale did?

I'm sure I went ice skating over there back in the day!

7 minutes ago, Super said:

Have to admit I've never heard of Daz.

Daz quite often plays in the FanZone at Ashton Gate and various pubs all over South Bristol.

He is now taking the blue pound