Bazooka Joe

Hey it's 2022 ! Time for a fresh start. A good year for our club is well overdue, Expectations may be low, but, as ever, we follow in hope.

Will they now rename their ground " The Quirkier Features Stadium"? Nothing "Quirkier" than a Sag.

I'm with you on that. Any idea how we can get someone to push up the bids to some ridiculous level?

You're right, which is why I reckon it was just pulled out of a hat. On the evidence of their decisions the judges certainly didn't seem to spend much time critically analysing where the ball might really be. The ball was usually adjudged to be in the most unlikely place considering where the players were looking, shooting or running. Though to be fair, in the case of Bas Savage, the ball could be absolutely anywhere (even lodged between his bum-cheeks).

I reckon Kelly must be worth well over £100M by now,? And if there was a bidding war, it would be foolish to think that moneybags Wael won't end up being the highest bidder. (Source: HenburyGas - he who knows all and must never be doubted ).

This reminds me of those old Spot the Ball photos. What a con they were. Hundreds of crosses entered every time and never won a penny. I reckon they just pulled winners out of a hat.

Who we playing?

Irene can rugger off. Lansdown will not tolerate any of her "up and under" shenanigans at Ashton Gate, no matter how hard she tries. After the Blue Few Rugby Fans have experienced the magnificence of Ashton Gate, there may well be some conversions to the One Team in Bristol. Though hey would have to undergo a deep clean and disinfection process (and the removal of one finger from each hand).

El Cid - Agente Secreto in Ubres Campo.

Bradley, a former City right back. Two R's as in oo-arr.

Pearson: "I've told you before, training starts at 10.30. This is the third time you've been late for training. Listen carefully to what I say. Don't be late again or there will be consequences" Player (who has a grudge) " You're upsetting me. I was only an hour late this time. Why I am never in the starting XI ? I'm going to contact my agent and the PFA about your bullying"

So you think my opinion is based solely on not watching Martin and simply jumping to preconceived ideas. The more I see him play, the more it confirms what I say about him. You stick to your opinion and I'll stick to mine.

When Martin is in the starting X!, we are effectively playing with just ten men. He's either bloody lazy or simply incapable of running. Sick of seeing him constantly walking around the pitch. Next time we start a game without him, we'll get a decent result (and hopefully he won't even be on the bench). Whatever our shortcomings (and there's plenty of them), surely Pearson can see that Martin is not the answer.

"Word from some in the know....." He has "sources" don't you know. Does this guy have two heads or is he posting on behalf of the Keynsham Few (ie two) Blue?

Offered to pay for the coaches to Scunthorpe knowing there was a very strong likelihood the game would be postponed due to Covid. What a load of mugs.

For sure. And they must have got him (to pose) on an "Are you free?" transfer.

Sounds like people trafficking to me. Blue Few Asylum Seekers seeking sanctuary in Scunthorpe?

What's a "penalty? When's the last time we had one of these?

Agree, but surely every player in our squad should already have that mentality anyway. Depends on how he defines "winners". Maybe it's more about belief, confidence and positivity.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Eventually, a well deserved draw. Happy with that.

Four Hull players in the box busting a gut to stick the ball in the net. That's the sort of desire our players need to match.

Hull of a long way to go on a miserable Saturday in December Fair play to you and others attending. Hope you'll all be singing. "Oh what fun it is to see, the City win away".

For differing reasons neither Fulham or City need the distraction of progession to the 4th round. Will be interesting to see two sides not trying particularly hard to win.

Eleven dog-fiddlers went to play For Relegation Rovers, Eleven men, ten men, nine men ..... and their dog ! Maybe Darrell's and their warped affinity for dogs is why they're called "Rovers" - (remember the greyhounds? ) That's probably why Darrell was so pleased to go back there last night.

A straight red? Why bring Harries' sexuality into it?