Bazooka Joe

I believe Pie is riding high in the charts.

From what I've seen, the words "running" and "Martin" are a mis-match. The problem is, he's been doing too much resting on the pitch.

Disappointing performance and result. Never understand why there is a seeming lack of urgency (or any creativity/cutting edge) when we are a goal behind and time is running out. Atkinson, Tanner, Kalas, James, Pring and Williams put in some decent effort (and had to carry those that went missing), and we had an error-free performance from Bentley. This at least gives me hope for better days ahead.

We'd have a lot more pace and goals if we simply stuck Atyeo's statue on the pitch in place of Martin or Diedhiou. They are two of the laziest/disinterested/slow strikers we have ever had. Glad we got rid of one of them. It's now time to get rid of the other.

Another sluggish and inept performance by "The Big Slug" Martin. Must be the slowest/laziest striker in the Championship. He has three speed levels. Snail pace, zimmer-frame pace and walking-dead pace. The guy's a liability. With him in the team, we're always playing with a man short. Felt sorry for the three or four players who put in the extra effort to make up for Martin's lack of skill and desire. He looks knackered and disinterested even before the kick off. The young strikers can't do any worse. Give them a go. At least we'll see some enthusiasm and decent battling for the ball.

Initially, I thought you might have come up with the right players and formation. RU sure ? COYR

Not surprised that as a City fan living there you're constantly on edge. (or should I say a City fen?)

So, are you a Flat Earther?

Now here's a thought. I wonder whether the farm workers amassed in the Old Cowshed Stand in the 1930s/40s ever sang "When the Moon Shines over the Cow Shed" during their rendition of "I am a Soured Cream Drinker"?

Dave, do you have a stats spreadsheet and some bar charts to explain your unexpected foray into song-writing? God loves a trier (as do the Bristol Bears).

The camera is otherwise engaged, filming star-of-stage-and-screen Mark Ashton rehearsing for his next arm-pumping performance in front of the Ipswich few (assuming they ever win again !)

It was the" rah, rah, rah" which followed that put the fear of God into visiting fans.

Look how much more the Fulham squad cost compared to ours. Pearson is developing a group of players who have pride, belief and gritty determination. Yeah, in certain areas we lack quality and creativity, but I have no doubt Pearson is well aware of this and already taking steps to address this. First things first. Pearson has started laying the core foundation. Build team spirit and desire, instil pride and belief and inculcate a battling/winning mentality. I'm confident he will identify (if he hasn't already done so) and bring in the additional players we need, and get signed up for a reasonable price. 1-1 against Fulham is more than I expected. Keep it going City.

Question is, why would anyone film this pompous buffoon parading in front of the fans like he'd scored the winning goal? Ashton has obviously had this cameraman primed ready, to film him going bananas like a demented banshee, the start of the season. But unfortunately for him, until this Lincoln game, Ipswich simply couldn't win. Well, he's finally managed to get himself centre-stage and in the spotlight. I bet he's made all his family and friends watch the video over and over again. Let's see what happens when Ipswich revert back to imploding. Their next opponents are Sheffield Wednesday.

I am eagerly awaiting memes of this, although it's going to be hard to top the original video of this idiot. If ever there was a case for a drug test, this is it.

It seems like he might soon be saying "I'm through with the Rovers" Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Bless 'em, they always look to go one step further. First they go down, and next they'll go under (hopefully). Perhaps they'd have done better if they had relocated to Australia (Down Under). Tie me kangroo dog down sport !

Once a Kent always a Kent. Kent argue with that.

The guy in the photo at the beginning of this video clip looks like someone from the cast of the Walking Dead.

Will they be the first club in history to record a minus attendance figure (including the minus 10,000 locked outside ) ?

The epitome of cringeworthy. Anyone would think he's a Narcissist. Most people would watch this back and shudder with embarrrassment, but Mr "No Mark" Ashton will probably watch it back and cream his pants. Wonder how he plans to top this "performance" if Ipswich manage to actually get a second win this season. I hope Lansdown sees this video. It proves everything that many said about Ashton being a waste of space, his delusions of grandeur, and why he was widely despised.

Never expected us to beat QPR after the poor performance against Luton. Will Pearson be the first person ever to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear?

Christ ! That video confirms it. The idiot is already auditioning to become Rover's next manager. I hope he succeeds. Wael has a huge fortune for him to spend (Factcheck False)

That's one job he won't blow !

Better known as walking over a cliff.