Bazooka Joe

or should it be hrrrrrrrr... (in this time of political correctness)

It's called propaganda. If you repeat the lie often enough, some idiots will believe it.

11 useless slugs out there. If the Blades knew how to finish and had taken all their changes, it would be game over by now. I thought we'd be bad today, but not that bad. Won't be surprised if we get slaughtered second half. Will be surprised if we get anything out of the game. Get out that cloth and polish them turds Pearson.

It never rains but it pours. How come the British Red Cross or St John's Ambulance Brigade don't sponsor us?

Tree down in Gloucester Road today. Is this a sign that the SAGs will be three down by the end at the mighty Forest Green Rovers? The Blue Few will be green with envy when they see the ground and facilities at the New Lawn.

I hope it's going to be a case of glass ralf empty for Manure. A club with more money than sense.

Hecking hell ! That's all we need. At least, thanks to Derby's poits deduction, the Blades are unlikely to end up finishing hecking bottom

If Williams didn't have bad luck, he'd have no luck at all. A fully fit Williams would be an incredible asset. We live in hope.

Great result, Battling performance. The fearless youngsters coming through are a refreshing breath of fresh air. I hope they maintain their passion, enthusiasm and energy whilst developing their footballing brains and reading of the game and opportunities. As Pring might say "Cam on you Reds!"

Bleddy young hooligan. Why didn't they toss him out ?

You're not the only Stokie in Bristol. Just ask Harry and Bradley. Oh yeh, and there's also the Bishop.

Proof, if it were needed, that there really is a place called Hell.

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Worse !!!? Has Mark Ashton returned?

And to add insult to injury, knowing our luck, we would probably have won the play-offs on that occasion. Any idea how to access that parallel universe? I'm sick of this one.

Poor bloke. Feel sorry for him. I hope he has brought a fresh turd-polishing cloth. He's going to need it.

At this rate, if other clubs continue to get points deducted, we may end up getting promoted. Fully deserved, of course.

Bigger capacity in those few seats than the entire Mem. The Sags will be so envious; this is beyond their wildest dreams.

It won't take long for this little bubble to pop. All it takes is a little *****. Cue Little Joe (and I don't mean the guy from Bonanza)

What next? Is someone going to propose a Blah, blah, blah chant in honour of Thunberg and Cop26?

What !!!!! No tie !!! Might be a hit for some, but It's a miss for me.

I'm just going to skirt the issue.

Pearson may be suffering from over-exhaustion after trying to polish all the useless turds in our team.

Trick or treat? Scariest mask I've ever seen.

I hear Shakespeare thinks he's a bard man.