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City's timid performance was typified by Dasilva who was played in at the far post by Weimann, but instead of striking goalwards through the ball played a powder puff pass to James and the move was snuffed out.

If City were on Strictly, their tempo would be: slow.....,slow...., slow, slow, slow.

He should have fallen on Long, and taken a yellow card for the team.

Didn't we do well uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!

We're still conceding numerous corners - 6 so far - but we've defended them well. However, the passing in the final third has been awful.

Well, how can I put this, City are conserving their energy.

Not the most exciting game so far.

Hier in Deutschland ist es in Ordnung! Ich benutze Norden

More coverage....

Ohhhhhhhhh. "Reading". Sorry, my bad.

He's not taken the news well...

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eah of course.

Absolutely, it wasn't very nice, although it was Nice. And on another tangent, isn't Joe Bryan there? Oui, or non?

I think you're doing Rodgers a disservice. Consecutive 5th place finishes, plus an FA Cup for an 'unfashionable' team has been a fantastic return. They've struggled this season due to minimal signings and the disruption caused by Fofana's move to Chelsea.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62775410 But will he beat Liz Truss to the sack at Watford?

It can't even be the lack of daylight, because we beat Cardiff at Sunday lunchtime. Have we angered the gods, or some other omnipotent being? Or is it just bad luck, or tough shit?

Apparently, that message will appear on the back of next season's home shirt.

Betcha by golly, wow! City haven't (yet) won a home league game this season - on a Saturday. Luton 2-0 Tuesday August 16th Cardiff 2-0 Sunday August 21st Huddersfield 2-0 Wednesday August 31st Preston 2-1 Wednesday October 12th This is a completely pointless thread, but can anyone hazard a guess why? Sensible answers aren't welcome.

Are we in the play-offs, because I'm worried about vertigo.

He's top of the Kalas!

At least he gets to kiss his reflection every time he passes a mirror.

That's surprising because Wolves liked 'avin it Lage.

Nothing wrong with alphabet spaghetti Rob!

Excellent defensive display in the second half! No shots on target for West Brom. Fantastic. First win at the Hawthorns since Sir Brian's goal on 27th December 1993.

Williams is a box to box player. Ouch!