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Gazred

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  1. 14 minutes ago, Phileas Fogg said:

    I'm enjoying this, it's like the real Robbored has passed away and the admins have fed an AI language model all 41,300+ of your posts to create an incredibly inane chatbot in a very touching tribute. 

    And the computer used was the one on Chock-A-Block and programmed by Fred Harris...

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  2. 14 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said:

    Apros of nothing, this gives me opportunity to give my favourite ever pop fact.

    Brian Harvey, erstwhile chavtastic lead singer of east 17, once ran over himself. Mr Harvey had, as opposed to taking too many drugs - he definitely hadn’t been taking too many drugs - had eaten three jacket potatoes for lunch. This was too many by far, so as he drove off he opened his door and leant over to vomit. While doing so, he disengaged the handbrake, causing the car to roll forward and run him over.

    And that’s still less comical than at least three things the gas do on a weekly basis.

    And his Mrs' nose fell apart, which if your trying to snort jacket spuds everyday, makes perfect sense.

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  3. Good read. I liked this...

    'The common thread here is the slow death of the midfield specialist. These days your midfield – whether individually or in the aggregate – needs to be able to dribble out of a high press, to pick a forward pass through traffic, to cover for the full-back, to provide a late-running goal threat, to be as elusive and unpredictable as possible. In short, the days of simply sticking Rice and Henderson in front of a back four and hoping for the best are probably over.'

    Alex Scott popped straight into my head.

    And this...

    'The new Italy coach, Luciano Spalletti, has said the role of the classic regista – think Andrea Pirlo or Jorginho – needs rethinking in a more intense and physical sport.'

    They used to say things like Pirlo played in his pipe and slippers such was the ease of his performance. Brilliant player, so incredible to think that his style wouldn't fit with some of the elite teams of today. He only retired 5 or 6 years ago.

    And this is a great line...

    'forged in the furnace of the rondo'

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  4. Cant see anything on the OS about his call up.

    Is it him? Going back to pre season i think it was, wasn't there another youngster who looked quite a bit like TC?

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    Anyway, if he is playing the Belgium v Scot 21s is on the Scottish FA's YouTube tonight as an alternative to the England goal fest v Malta. KO 7pm so could at least get the first half in.

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