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Silvio - the franchise club who have wandered from pillar to post who are hated by all and sundry…or MK Dons. Thanks, I’m here all week. PS Did I mention the joke that everyone hates the ****ing Gas? oK, just checking:

Except they wouldn’t get a Rubik’s Cube, you just know Mummy and Daddy Gas would only shell out for the cheap and cheerful generic version - Bradshaw’s Snack Box or Blue Square Premier or summat.

Both went from Sainsbury’s Court Fail to Port Vale.

Happy Transsssssssfer Deadline Day, all…

I can’t think of any others. I know he’s been in England a while but as Norman Wisdom Is big in Tirana perhaps we should present him with a box set - failing that we can just show him a DVD of the slapstick comedians from Horfield in their variety show performance with Eric Morecambe last weekend…

I haven’t got a good word to say about that human bogey. Not far behind Hollowhead and Sharton in the list of people I’d like to see punted off Clifton Bridge.

“This was a massive game for them. Massive. When we played Plymouth away in the Papa John’s Trophy we took 65 and we could’ve sold far, far more if it wasn’t for the boycott and Plymouth was closed for a half day, or something. I don’t mean to sound bitter but I just am.”

And the fact the scabby little c***s got turned over in this very competition by the mighty Boreham Wood. Gas w*nkers.

Will any City fans be housed in the corner of the Atyeo like they were in the two League Cup ties to give more City fans a chance to see the game, or will the Mancs get the whole stand? Probably the latter given FA Cup allocation rules?

Interesting that not only - quelle surprise - did we get a great draw, but that ours is only one of two ties where the teams involved are actually known (Stoke-Brighton being the other one).

No, No, Jenas and Scott completely messed up the draw - something must have gone wrong if Bristol City got a plum tie. Need to start again from scratch. Love having them at our place - full house beckons and the chance to avenge the League Cup semifinal defeat. Stranger things have happened. Let’s give Pep’s namby-pamby Fancy Dans hell.

What that graphic carefully fails to divulge is that those are Zimbabwean dollar notes…

15,000 seats for you max, I reckon. Then at least we will get a decent allocation again like back in the Beastvile days if you ever get good enough to play us again.

…I wonder what his French accent was like?!?

Eric Morecambe was a fervent football fan, becoming a director of Luton Town Football Club, where a Lounge is still named after him. He said of Luton Town, "We do a lap of honour when we get a corner." Getting a corner? Lounges? These big clubs just show off against the Gash.

No BellEnd in nets today so can only assume none of Morecambe’s goals were headers from outside the penalty area.

Lancashire Hotpots 5-1 Merseyside Tosspot

Dispatched Baggies and Deluded Saggies.

Excellent performance and brilliant atmosphere from City fans - what a difference in all respects since we last played WBA almost exactly a month ago. On the Scrump tonight mind. ?

The best Saturday to be a City fan since we won 3-0 at Millwall in the cup a few years back and Snakey got two against the Scum. luverly stuff.

I know; I found that club statement extremely bizarre - “while we understand emotions were running high”. Embarrassing, that. I also see some cretin in the comments complaining about the sentence being too harsh. No doubt a Gastard, giving it wHY dONT yOU pUNISH rEAL cRIMINALS?!? ?

12,000 sHEEDS in the ground v Mansfield.

BellEndShaw’s main weakness is headers from outside the penalty box.

Trumpton wasn’t a happy hunting ground for us although the final visit there evokes fond memories when our fourth goes in and the commentator says “the Rovers fans are leaving in droves”. But then you decamped to the Pisspoorial Mound and we won there three times in a calendar year.

Yeah, maybe he can staff Santa’s Grotto. Chanting Judas is very different from physically attacking someone. The way some of your “fans” have treated this chap for instance for going to a much bigger club. Disagree, if we were are second bottom of the Conference South as long as you were bottom it’d be all good in the hood, yo.