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Barton’s salty post-match remarks are music to the ears. Says he doesn’t want to “bleat on” about officials and then proceeds to do exactly that.

Obviously Teds masquerading as Staggies again… ?

Oh dear, the universally-adored Gash are not getting much love or sympathy from Mansfield fans: “Rovers players behaved just like Barton - snide and nasty. I’m glad you left with nothing. Stags weren’t on their A game by a long way, but some kind of justice prevailed.” “You’re a team of thugs, disgusting side, you won't go far trying to bully your opposition. Pure filth.”

Hahaha - Gas cretins. According to the EFL’s FT Facebook post the Slags drew so they’re actually trying to make them look good, not ludicrous. No, Joey’s travelling tent circus manages to accomplish that all on its own.

Have to say, was impressed by the following your lot took up to Scunny. Saw the goal when the players all piled into the crowd.

Cheered me right up, that did. Hopefully it’s not another season of laughing at the Gas being our only solace!

Tobacco Chewing Peasants losing at HT. Good stuff so far.

Enjoy the JB circus as Chief Clown, Judas (Who ate all the custard pies).

No, the vandal took care of the CCTV before he daubed that horribly offensive slogan on the wall - it only shows Babestation now.

They don’t like them because they always score against them - last season it was almost comical how many of our former players stuck the knife into them.

Yep. Definite weasel words.

Havant and Waterlooville 0 Haven’t a Clue Quarter Vile 0

I noticed that as well - the majority of the comments I’ve seen from that lot are skewering the club. I did see one FB comment though of the “gET bEHIND hIM FTG” variety, and comparing JB to the Birmingham Six.

Would love to know the topic of conversation that set him off. Did someone ask him if he was looking forward to visiting Gander Green Lane? A fellow partygoer say, “Let’s kick this shindig up a few notches” and whip out the chewing tobacco? or, given it refers to a “family-related matter”, did he just wish to demonstrate that the Gash are an honest-to-goodness family club? Enquiring minds wish to know.

Problems with the videolink - apparently suddenly Stendel’s image vanished from the screen and Babestation came on instead.

Where did the Gastards finish?

It’s either a mischievous “Ted”; in which case it is very clever. Or it’s a genuine Gastard who is so delusional they are making me cry with laughter so much that the tears are running down me trouser legs...

?????

Take a bow, Messrs Widdrington and Starnes. Occupy your rightful places in the FTG Hall of Fame alongside Colin Daniel, Matty Taylor and Peter Beadle.

I love how the scum, overdrawn and quartered are hanging on Jaily Birdon’s every word. Hilarious that they are all putting those three letters at the end of their posts (no point in me writing it as the OTIB filter corrects it to what it should be) when the Gash have literally just done the opposite of “Up”. ???

I’m actually (pleasantly) surprised that they succumbed without nary a whimper. I felt sure they’d pull a result from somewhere this afternoon and, if not take it to the final day, then at least make us sweat until 5pm this afternoon. Thank flip for them; it’s literally the only thing that has put a smile on our faces during this grimmest of seasons.

YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! DOWN! DOWN! DOWN! DOWN!

Have you got some chewing tobacco handy for Saturday?

He was stuck in the trash compactor on the Death Star in “A New Hope” so he should be used to rubbish grounds.

Championship-ready spittoons.