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Rent Boys 0 Kent Boys 2 The Gash are going down...

Contemporary circus, Major.

They never slate their gaffer: Oh please. Two games in and you want his throat. Grow some balls and back the guy. He has to go with what he has available and only two games in is still finding his feet. Moan after 20 games.

Two Ton TED from TEDdington?

Jeeeeeesus their fans are dimwits: “The thing is they are poor.. but they are no worse then other teams I’ve seen us play this season.. such as Northampton, Burton even Lincoln were shite when we played them. We proved we ain’t as bad as them. 9times out of 10 a player scores that one Nicholson missed. Much improved under a manager who still doesn’t really know our players.. I think I’m gonna be positive and take a point away from home. Shite pitch and we played some good football on it.” Proved you aren’t as bad as them? By sharing a stalemate with them?!? Well that’s me convinced. Oh, and the pitch - of course the surface was to blame! They must’ve played on a lot of poor surfaces in 2020... #Gasf*ckinglogic

All set up for an intriguing tie Saturday. For those of us based across the pond, the Rent Boys getting bombed out of the FA Cup by a non league team is as much of a Thanksgiving tradition as turkey, pumpkin pie and a deadly stampede at a Walmart in Ballsack, Arkansas.

Listen to this berk. “Good result lads away from home..every point counts...FTG”

They made piped in crowd noise an art form long before it was cool. I’m sure opposition players would find a muffled rendition of Goodnight Irene about as intimidating as a Weavers concert.

So is their Facebook page. Seldom seen such semi-literate negativity; such a joy to behold. Hope they know how much we are enjoying their wretched run.

Nice one Bretty Boy. A stake through the heart of the Scum.

Trump should get the gig - a delusional muppet who every right thinking person despises and makes baseless boasts about thousands of people congregating. Surely a prime candidate...?

Listen to this utter chopstick: Very flattering scoreline for the cheats, in atrocious conditions. I still see potential in our players, but its harder when ref falls for their cheating dives, especially the pen, which was comical...but nothing less than expected from ched. On the plus side, our goal was the best of the game & well worked.

From their FB page:- “Hard luck, blue boys. An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means that it’s going to launch you into something great. So just focus, and keep aiming. FTG”

Wael: “Sorry, Ben, it’s the sack for you I’m afraid.” Garner: “How is it my turn to man Santa’s Grotto again?”

“Simple Solution -Garner Out-Lee Johnson in-u may hate him but he is a good coach and could turn things around. As things are at the moment with no crowds allowed in he has a chance away from the boo boys to make somethng happen.”

Even without Lindsay Buckingham they had too much for the Sags. Well done Cod Army for sticking it to that horrible lot and giving us Reds a giggle. In Garner we trust!

Yes, I just thought that was amusing considering who beat them. I’m sure it was unintentional too...

Let’s have another dose of gobbledygook from the Gash website: Peterborough added a second, in a similar fashion, when Dan Butler found the target from long-range midday through the final forty-five minutes. The winger managed to dig out and effort from narrow-angle inside the box, but a covering challenge from Dan Butler deflected the chance behind. A swift turn from the Rovers man saw him shake off his marker before his close-range effort was smoothed by Pym at the near-post. The game petered out in the closing stages

Precisely - so if a thing that never happens and that couldn’t possibly happen right now anyway had happened - riiiiiiight.

Many Gappy returns, everyone. Geoff TwentyYears is a milestone to be sure. I looked up the 20 year anniversary gift and apparently it is:- Generic Fanta (Modern) IKEA The Gift Voucher (Traditional)

Their website continues to churn out contenders for the worst match reports of all time (and I’ve sub-edited shinty round-ups...) Taking liberties with the English language comes a mite more naturally to them than taking penalties, it seems: “In penalties, Leahy began with redemption, striking home the first penalty of the shootout, but misses from Ed Upson and Jack Baldwin costed the Gas a bonus point in the penalty shootut.”

Garner needs to be given 43 more games, says 100% of OTIB.

Did he threaten to have your guts for Garners?!?

The vindictive sod kept pointing to the Centre circle every time the ball nestled in their net and made them start again...

Their official Facebook page is an absolutely welter of discontent. Grab a bag of popcorn and scroll on through. Best comment I’ve seen so far is: “Time to rip up the plans after 3 games and get Garry Thompson in to steady the ship.” Yes, because that worked like a charm last time...