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Gash now immunized against COVID after two shots of the Oxford vaccine a couple of weeks apart. What a peculiar interview from T*tsdale - I’ve not heard a comedy figure prattle on so much about magicians since G.O.B. on Arrested Development... The fact he thinks they were “fabulous” is driving the Fewers up the wall. They don’t agree with that appraisal of the night’s work. ?

Reading the comments on their Facebook page is a lot of fun. They are fizzing. “Wrong team, wrong tactics, wrong manager - other than that we are fine.” “After 58 years I think I have given up.” “Every game’s frustrating, haven't won a game in ten scored 6 conceded 20 brings in a gk and cb thats ****ing horrendous, get him out before it’s too late.” ”Ben Garner - stop laughing please.”

Get in, another defeat. Massive game against Swindle Saturday now, who are performing as abysmally as they are. I reckon whoever loses that one are certain for the drop. COME ON SWINDON! (I’ve got to go and have an enema after typing that...)

15ers in the bottom four as things stand.

Goal Oxford - shame it wasn’t Snakey but I’ll take that.

Interesting to note that Accrington Stanley did not muster a single shot on target today. Two massive games coming up for the mucky mob - good luck to Matty and Swindon.

It might be matched though the way they are in free fall!

Their website spin is in overdrive today: “Rovers had sizeable chances to reduce Accrington’s lead as Zain Westbrooke called Baxter into action with two plausible first-half chances.”

Ashley Tisdale posts a titillating picture of herself on Instagram and yet somehow manages to be only my second favourite Tisdale...

Their record league win is a mere 8-0. Could be in sight...

I heartily agree with Rod1883 - that horrible little excuse for a club can **** off.

Swindon’s uptick in results tonight has come at a most inopportune time for the 15ers. What a pity.

Ian Rush says if I don’t drink my counterfeit Fanta I will only be good enough to play for Bristol Rovers. Bristol Rovers, who are dey? Exactly!

Of all the things that keep me up at night re City, and there are a lot I grant you, the Rent Boys catching us ranks an emphatic last on that list. Indeed, bring on their relegation! If you’re going to use the wrong “too” and “their” then make sure your logic at least is impeccable. Suffice it to say this doesn’t hold up. He does have something of a point with regards to the rugger buggerz, that I’ll grant him.

Uh huh uh huh uh huh.

Hilarious. They’ve been taken for a ride by a complete and utter charlatan. As if a true billionaire would see potential in a bunch of sewer rats. Almost a 419 scam.

Proper cheered Oi up that did on a day when being a City fan makes you feel truly crestfallen. Up the TisDALE.

That would be quite fitting actually - not only is RG a highly objectionable character but he also had a very public embarrassing episode with Gas recently...

Good point - how much did we spaff on Steve Torpey in ‘97? Pretty sure it was more than the Taylor fee and that proved to be a poor signing (granted the injury he picked up on his debut at Grimsby didn’t exactly help).

Well, at least he moved on to bigger and better things then...

A wonderfully incisive through-ball just when a promising attack appeared to have fizzled out - and against the reigning Europa League champions, no less. Not to mention that on the opposing team was a certain player who cost close to £90 million and yet did absolutely nothing all night.

Didn’t know that - more fool me I suppose, should know better by now than to take anything their grubby fans say at face value.

And it’s not as if he posted about it on Instagram, his first post in weeks, either. on a separate note, Stamford Bridge is practically round the corner from Bristol compared to Manchester. I don’t know why they try to claim their support is better than ours, anyone with eyes to see knows that their fan base is pitifully small for a such a large catchment area.

I see a lot of parallels with when Hollowhead got sacked - like the dog gobbler he’d been in the job a long time, then he moves on and is replaced with a succession of managers who somehow contrive to be worse than the last one (Gerry Francis, Garry Thompson). I watched T*tsdale’s post-match interview yesterday and although he made all the right noises about the players knowing their performance was unacceptable, we need to win on Tuesday, you could tell his heart wasn’t really in it. I think he knows he’s a dead man walking, which is remarkable given how little time he’s been in the role. What a shame.

Given that A$$Hat doesn’t allow the right to reply (can’t have anyone challenging the orthodoxy, can we!) they can get away with palpable nonsense like that every time they commit fingers to keys. You can practically hear him sobbing and seething as he typed out that screed, and for the amount of salt it comes close to the berk who piped up on the Man City forum during our semifinal and managed to sound bitter even to a set of fans who endured their city rivals hoovering up every trophy going under Sir Alex Ferguson (“Yes, the 82ers may have taken 7.5k to the Etihad but there were 4K Gasheads at Stamford Bridge - and that was just those that went to the game!”) Surely THE SIXTH RICHEST TEAM IN ENGLAND could have rebuffed the advances of an inconsequential bunch of paupers like Bristol City for their leading goalscorer? It’s almost as if Wael didn’t have inexhaustible wealth and their thick fans were manipulated... What they fail to comprehend is even if MT had never kicked a ball in anger for City, it was still worth it to poach him just for the visceral reaction from the Scum. But, as @wendyredredrobin rightly pointed out, his assist for Korey alone against Man U to give every Red the most exhilarating high they are ever likely to experience paid the fee back with interest. Taylor is - what? - 30 so unless something remarkable happens in the next few years when he hangs up his boots that will be the most treasured memory of his career; a bloke who was in the fifth tier a couple of years previously putting Ibrahimovic and Pogba to the sword. You cannot compare it to bumbling around in the non league with the Rent Boys against the might of Alfreton and Braintree. No reasonable person (which counts that lot out, obviously) could hold it against him for ditching them for us, and if he reneged on Oxford while with the Gash then all I can say is karma’s a beeatch - I’m sure they kept a lid on their moral outrage then. True enough, Taylor didn’t exactly rip up trees during his spell at the Gate but that merely underlines the yawning chasm between the Bristol clubs nowadays. Unlocking Championship defences is a different kettle of fish to running rings around the s****y Gash backline - their fans are universally agreed that they are utter dog’s eggs at the moment so to claim the presence of a smattering of North Bristol soap dodgers would have intimidated Taylor into not coming back to haunt them is absolutely laughable. Perhaps COVID-19 and empty grounds is all a grand conspiracy to bring down the 15ers, eh? Never mind, I’m sure those brilliant minds who brought us the vaccine will find a cure for Snakey venom one of these fine days. Bet Matty is on cloud nine today. Lovely stuff.