WessexPest

Enjoy the JB circus as Chief Clown, Judas (Who ate all the custard pies).

No, the vandal took care of the CCTV before he daubed that horribly offensive slogan on the wall - it only shows Babestation now.

They don’t like them because they always score against them - last season it was almost comical how many of our former players stuck the knife into them.

Yep. Definite weasel words.

Havant and Waterlooville 0 Haven’t a Clue Quarter Vile 0

I noticed that as well - the majority of the comments I’ve seen from that lot are skewering the club. I did see one FB comment though of the “gET bEHIND hIM FTG” variety, and comparing JB to the Birmingham Six.

Would love to know the topic of conversation that set him off. Did someone ask him if he was looking forward to visiting Gander Green Lane? A fellow partygoer say, “Let’s kick this shindig up a few notches” and whip out the chewing tobacco? or, given it refers to a “family-related matter”, did he just wish to demonstrate that the Gash are an honest-to-goodness family club? Enquiring minds wish to know.

Problems with the videolink - apparently suddenly Stendel’s image vanished from the screen and Babestation came on instead.

Where did the Gastards finish?

It’s either a mischievous “Ted”; in which case it is very clever. Or it’s a genuine Gastard who is so delusional they are making me cry with laughter so much that the tears are running down me trouser legs...

?????

Take a bow, Messrs Widdrington and Starnes. Occupy your rightful places in the FTG Hall of Fame alongside Colin Daniel, Matty Taylor and Peter Beadle.

I love how the scum, overdrawn and quartered are hanging on Jaily Birdon’s every word. Hilarious that they are all putting those three letters at the end of their posts (no point in me writing it as the OTIB filter corrects it to what it should be) when the Gash have literally just done the opposite of “Up”. ???

I’m actually (pleasantly) surprised that they succumbed without nary a whimper. I felt sure they’d pull a result from somewhere this afternoon and, if not take it to the final day, then at least make us sweat until 5pm this afternoon. Thank flip for them; it’s literally the only thing that has put a smile on our faces during this grimmest of seasons.

YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! DOWN! DOWN! DOWN! DOWN!

Have you got some chewing tobacco handy for Saturday?

He was stuck in the trash compactor on the Death Star in “A New Hope” so he should be used to rubbish grounds.

Championship-ready spittoons.

Petula Clark, Downtown:- Enviously stare across town at the stadium of the City Spit tobacco on the sidewalk when Barton says you’re s****y Why do we lose? The sprinklers are championship-ready there, you can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares The Gas are down, down, things are so great cuz they’re down, down, no finer place for sure down, down Prison is waiting for you.

Tobacco chewing, if you don’t mind. ”The ball has just landed in a spittoon.”

“Some claim it can provide performance-enhancing benefits and relieve anxiety, but there is no concrete scientific proof.” I think the Gash are evidence that it does nothing of the sort. ???

Barton should confiscate that chewing tobacco - it may buy him a few “favours” this summer...

From the BBC match report:- “Grigg doubled the advantage on the hour, shooting home from close range after a free-kick from the left into Rovers' box led to wretched defending and a goalmouth scramble.” Can’t have been worse than that Frank-Spencer-on-rollerskates slapstick at Ipswich on Good Friday. Can it...?

I’m apparently not able to laugh face this - I’ve used up six fifths of my reactions...

If we can get 10 points from the nine available we could still stay up...