WessexPest

This thread is now up to 2400 pages. The same number of pages Jaily Birdon's excuses ran to after the latest defeat for the Rent Boys. Agent Snakey, Agent Hobbit, Agent Pitman. Have any of their run-in opponents got a player named Ted Ashton? That'd be the final indignity for the Scum...

What a poxy response.

I know lockdown has curtailed most of our regular activities, but oh what a humdrum life you must lead if that's the best fun you've had in "ages", I'm not seeing bites, I'm seeing a lot of people convincingly arguing with you why the schadenfreude against Rovers is all part and parcel of being City fans. Your point that "Rovers aren't our rivals any more" doesn't stand up. Just because they are in a different division than us, hatred for them doesn't wax and wane with their league position. When we were sweeping all before us in League One and they were losing to Bath in the FA Trophy and Braintree in the non-league we were as far apart as we've ever been and the "non-league" thread was absolute gold. They'll always be our #1 enemy, and although t's unlikely things can change extremely quickly in terms of rival clubs' fortunes - I know it's going back a long way but in 1986 Oxford won the league cup while Swindon were in the Fourth Division. A few short years later Swindon overtook them. You never know what could happen unfortunately. They've done a lot to justify our hatred for them too, from their 1982 escapades to trying to paint our fanbase as all hooligan devils incarnate, while they are complete saints. Just two examples off the top of my head. Just because they are crap at football doesn't mean they aren't objectionable. When a Gashead accuses me of being obsessed with them, I am happy to own it. My response is along the lies of "Yep, guilty, I hate your putrid club." Doesn't mean I necessarily hate all individual Gasheads. A few of them I know, like and admire. I suspect most City fans would disgaree with you. As Peter said, if you don't want to read anti-Gash stuff then avoid this thread. The whole point of it coming into being was so it could be concentrated into one place and not spread all over the forum. If your game is you think you are winding people up then crack on my friend but people replying to you does not = a successful fishing trip.

Oh yes, who could forget that utter spanner. Devastated for him... ?

Haha - well done, Swindon. Like Plymouth, not a team we have any love for but when the Scum are involved we back them to the hilt. **** off, Irene, **** off, Irene, the Gash are going down.

Swindon, Sunderland, Ipswich, Donny, Cobblers, Lincoln their next half a dozen fixtures. They should be fretting big time.

It’s looking deliciously ominous for Jaily Birdon and the rubbish over the river. Swindon next up, who will doubtless be buoyed by their victory today. Then Sunderland, Ipswich and Doncaster Utd I think. Reading a few comments from the troglodytes it sounds like they were absolutely wretched again today.

Barton tweet on 17/10/20:- ”Football is sh**e without the fans.” Who’s going to break it to him?...

Clearly a Sheed interloper, Gasbuster - I noticed he has “City” in his username...

You little beauty - could tonight have gone any more swimmingly? The Scum are in serious trouble - losing at home to Wigan, seriously! ? Can Joey get them out of jail?

I believe Jaily Birdon shared a cell with Norman Accrington Stanley Fletcher when he was doing porridge...

I gifted one City the title in 2012, now I’m going to be The Gift to City.

Kent Boys 2 Rent Boys 0

Will Hollow***er bring in Neymar?

I’m not sure why they are clamouring for that ridiculous Skellington to come back - their persevering with him for so long was. A factor in their relegation in 2001. Be a shame if that happened again!... But would enjoy having a pantomime villain in their dugout again, since Doggy Darrell left you’ve felt more pity than hate for their string of rubbish gaffers. I imagine they need to pay a fair whack for Tisdale’s contract?

Sorry to hear, Tizzers - you did a great job. Thank you, on behalf of all Bristol City supporters. The Belters are already talking about Paul Cook! ???

He ain’t a snake charmer either. ? “For my next trick, I will pull a rabbit out of a hat...” ”That’s a football, Paul, and that’s a skip - and I saw one of your players put in there earlier.”

Gash now immunized against COVID after two shots of the Oxford vaccine a couple of weeks apart. What a peculiar interview from T*tsdale - I’ve not heard a comedy figure prattle on so much about magicians since G.O.B. on Arrested Development... The fact he thinks they were “fabulous” is driving the Fewers up the wall. They don’t agree with that appraisal of the night’s work. ?

Reading the comments on their Facebook page is a lot of fun. They are fizzing. “Wrong team, wrong tactics, wrong manager - other than that we are fine.” “After 58 years I think I have given up.” “Every game’s frustrating, haven't won a game in ten scored 6 conceded 20 brings in a gk and cb thats ****ing horrendous, get him out before it’s too late.” ”Ben Garner - stop laughing please.”

Get in, another defeat. Massive game against Swindle Saturday now, who are performing as abysmally as they are. I reckon whoever loses that one are certain for the drop. COME ON SWINDON! (I’ve got to go and have an enema after typing that...)

15ers in the bottom four as things stand.

Goal Oxford - shame it wasn’t Snakey but I’ll take that.

Interesting to note that Accrington Stanley did not muster a single shot on target today. Two massive games coming up for the mucky mob - good luck to Matty and Swindon.

It might be matched though the way they are in free fall!