WessexPest

BRACE yourself,75...

Mate - nail on head and you’ve somewhat stolen my thunder from a post I was going to compose once I’ve sewn my sides back together from reading that utter Dobbin’s screed of wounded bile at Snakey’s infidelity. At first glance though I could manage no more than hysterical laughter. ?

Listen to this shrub rocketeer. ???

Enjoyed this exchange on their FB page: ”Should never have sold Matty Taylor. Today shows he still has it. We need to do better.” “Please tell me you are joking?” ”Nope, deadly serious. Who scored today? Twice I might add?” “You think we had any choice in selling Taylor? He had a buy out clause in his contract and s****y paid it. Rather have no striker than a Snakey c*** like that.”

Yes, I've been brokenhearted Blue since the day we parted Why, why did I ever let you go Mamma Mia, now I really know without Snakey we can’t buy a goal

That would’ve been first-rate s**thousery. ?

Second goal? ??? If I’m dreaming don’t wake me.

Of course, MT is fortunate the ground is empty - if there were 200,000 Gash hard nuts in the ground he’d be too scared to even touch the ball. ?

Haha - that’s quality. Snakein’ the Gas.

Their match reports are so shoddily written that they are always good for a giggle (especially when they lose), but usually it’s just fundamental typos and clumsy phrasing; this really took the biscuit. On a par for spin with the Swindle website a few years back neglecting to mention the teeny detail that the defeat meant they’d be dropping down a division. Here’s hoping we see the Gash webmaster needing to make the same glaring omission come May. It’s looking a distinct possibility the rate they are going.

From their website’s match report: “Bristol Rovers and Crewe Alexandra have all but been immovable constants in the English Football League but despite that, the two sides haven't met since April 2012, when the Gas suffered a 3-0 defeat at The Alexandra Stadium.”

Get in, another defeat for the Rent Boys. I makes that four in a row in all competitions. Streaky Tiz.

A charlatan who claims to be fabulously wealthy - there’s probably a Wael-DT joke in here somewhere...

Don’t be blaming him, it’s your fault for starting this thread.

Bath lost at home to Peterborough Sports today - see what happens when they come up against half-decent non league opposition in the FA Trophy?

Suzanne should be embarrassed with only getting that score against the Gash on her own, even if she WAS sent off with five minutes to go.

The events of 3/5/14 and the season in the fifth tier which followed were the best things that ever happened to them, so they say - and I heartily agree.

Good stat, that. I’m still jealous, though, that the last time we won it and picked up the League One title for good measure, they were outdoing us by getting knocked out of the FA Trophy in the first round.

Most of them didn’t go last time they got there anyway...

Or, they are naturally distrustful of injections given the much-vaunted injection of cash when the Al-Qadis came in never materialised... Also nice to see the Wombles are still adept at clearing up rubbish.

Gastards stroking themselves off about losing to a Prem team by the odd goal in five - Crawley’s stuffing of Leeds puts that into perspective. Suddenly Tisdale is some sort of God. Belters.

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He’s changed his user name to “Kevin Sour” now. The Gash’ll just have to find some other shirttails to lift.

As funny - and true to form - as losing to Darlo would have been, it’s actually a good thing they are still in the FA Cup because hopefully it detracts from their league results.