WessexPest

The whole sordid enterprise has gone down the pan, much to the elation of all sensible football fans everywhere. But enough about the Gastards’ impending relegation, I hear the ESL is also going t*ts up.

Pity they couldn’t save Gas...

Not quite true, they had to win for all the City fans in the away end of the Pisspoorial Mound...

Ayunga, Westbrooke, Leahy - Nil Satis.

League One IS a super league this season given it’s shortly going to get rid of the Gash...

They should have “See you next season, Teds!” embroidered on their club badge, given they trot it out every year without fail. What a bunch of deluded, self-pitying flanges the Gash are. See you next season? Bunch of C U Next Tuesdays more like.

Saw this on Twitter from a Swindon account (hence the hashtag):- Relegation projections... AFC Wimbledon 5.2% Wigan 10.2% ---- Rochdale 89.1% Northampton 96.7% Bristol Rovers 99.3% #STFC 99.5%

Aye, we effectively relegated the bastards in one of the most febrile AG atmospheres I’ve been privileged to be a part of in April ‘93. If memory serves Tinman scored and Ian Alexander got sent off. Tremendous night.

I think it’s ironic that the Gash’s manager could very well be peeling the spuds that make the past-their-sell-by-date crisps they’ll be selling in the club tuck shop next season.

Ha - we’ve clearly done exactly that. Our average attendances during our 97/98 promotion season were 11,000-odd - we’re averaging almost double that nowadays (pre-pandemic obviously). Compare the Rent Boys, who are probably averaging about the same as they were back then. Another clueless gimboid.

The Gash usually do quite well against them... ?

No need to season it - plenty of salt on Asshat I’m sure...

I wonder what Rovers’ former fanzine editor makes of it all? She supports Wimbledon now...

Be interesting to see a map of where the two respective clubs draw support from. City’s tentacles stretch out quite far into Somerset and Wiltshire as well as Bristol itself. Very few Gash in south Bristol, but they have pockets of support up into Gloucestershire.

I’ve actually seen a few given up the ghost to the extent that they are hoping Wimbledon win to send Swindon down with them...

I gert loves it. Once again Tyron Lannister and his fellow Imps get the better of those who have carnal knowledge of their siblings. Come on, the Wombles - but at least if Swindon win the Gash will be bottom of the table. Gappy days! FTG

Bolt on a year’s subscription to Babestation and a VIP trip to Braintree where you get to be up close and personal with the home players then we’ll talk.

It always amuses me when Gastards try to make out we have the unlimited spending power of PSG or Manchester City, like we should be winning the Champions League every year or something but are merely an established Championship side. The fact is, there wasn’t much between the two clubs for much of our respective histories - since the turn of the century we have accelerated away from them both on and off the pitch, and we’ve hardly ripped up trees. It’s really testament to how rancid they’ve been on and off the pitch for the past two decades. Have I been frustrated with the one-step-forward-two-steps-back saga of the past few seasons? Absolutely. Am I “unhappy” as a City fan? No. Would I trade places with the Scum over the river? Not for all the fake Fanta in China, sunshine.

Chin up, Gastards - one bright spot was your former player Matty Taylor was on target for Oxford tonight.

Excellent stuff, the Gash are really in the mire now. I was hoping Swindon would beat Rochdale but I suppose that doesn’t make a huge amount of difference to the vagabonds’ plight - so long as they finish below that dotted line.

Cmon you Doncaster Utd! Or Doncaster racing meet, avoid the Slags landing any punches like the Ipswich horse badge did.

Here’s some comments I’ve seen from the Scum’s “non-fickle” fans: ”I’m surprised more fans haven’t become sick and tired of Barton already.” ”The owner needs a big clear out from top to bottom, including the manager and head of recruiting. We are a family club and could do a lot better.” (Family club - ?)

Well, thank flip for Leahy and the 15ers after our pitiful display today. They are in serious, serious trouble. ?

Who says they don’t know where the net is...?

I bloody hope there’s nothing in this PNE conjecture - this thread would be robbed of so much comedy material in the coming months if so. Although of course they’ll bring in someone even more deserving of mockery.