WhistleHappy

33 minutes ago, CiderJar said:

Attendance: 1,083 (138 away)

Blimey, fewer (no pun intended, honest) than 1,100 supporters from two of our one time major rivals combined for a local(ish)  derby.

Reckon if LJ or SL had put out a call for a groups of Bristol City Carol Singing fans to go out bouncing around the town tonight we'd have mustered better numbers than The Gas & Swindon managed for a game.  

# While shepherds wash their socks by night, all seated on the ground.... #

2 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said:

Do you think he knows who sold them their "big" screen?

Imagine how pissed they're gonna be when a week after the warranty runs out the screens go kaput! 

1 minute ago, RedLionLad said:

600 is the guestimate for tonight

….huddled together in a flimsy tent for warmth, (cant think of a better way to spend a cold dark wet Weds night can you?) 

4 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

It’s fine. What can possibly go wrong..? 
It’s not like they’ve been known to prematurely celebrate a result before it’s happened...! 
It’s not only incest and *--------- DNA that they share with their Swindon brethren. 

A bit of banter makes the World go around as far as I'm concerned... BUT I felt the need to draw the line at your *(amended above) final sentence. 

We can all go a bit OTT at times & hope you feel perhaps you have in this instance?

Having just watched some amazing 'children in need' kids doing some amazing stuff for others I just had to pull you on this one... Take the piss outta rivals big time but there has to be limits kept within reason and certain things just aren't suitable for banter..  Hope you agree.  

Fingers crossed we draw Bromley in the 3rd round then..

Bromley the better side according to BBC …. Tell us something we dont already know! 

Lazy journalism, wtf do we pay our TV licence for? …. :laugh:

On 06/11/2019 at 09:46, Rudolf Hucker said:

Dachshund?

How low can anyone go? 

39 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

He's probably 'wanted' in the UK by The Avon & Somerset Police Child Abuse Investigation Team.

Diminished responsibility,, he'll be assessed by social services and no doubt detained in a secure unit under the Mental Health Act.  

6 minutes ago, Banjo Island said:

What a utter weapon that guy is

Pity for him that the fruit market is still just a pipe dream at the moment, sounds like he could really do with his 5-A-Day sooner rather than later tbh.  

So Pompey are 'playing up' then...

Meanwhile Adam Webster scores ……. (for Everton!)

Bolton Fans father & son 1st reactions inside the Mem ... 

Son:  ''We're in the standing area.... bit mad innit? "

Dad: '' its a little bit 'traditional' ..''  with a big grin.

Son: ".. bloody hell the amount of different stands in this 'stadium' "  

'

Nil One !…… Overground Rovers ground Wandering free!   

2 hours ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

Yep and it ain’t too long to go until my fave anniversary - December 10th ...

Mine too, I'll never forget the day I found that little magnifying glass when I opened the tenth window of the advent calendar... Happy Days!

6 hours ago, BigTone said:

Devastated to read that Colleen has had to cancel her annual half term holiday due to illness obviously brought on by the recent goings on with Mrs Vardy. My heart bleeds for her and the obvious low blow life has dealt her. Really, I ask how she can cope with much more in her underprivileged life.

One question though, "how does an argument on social media give you an infection ?" 

Have you never heard of TTI's  Tone? 

(Textually Transmitted Infections) they're a rare kind of VD (Virtual Disease)  

More usually associated with whore-moan disorders.

12 minutes ago, myol'man said:

New investment possibility? Must be a closet gas head, or a weirdo, or both?

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/man-wants-leave-20k-bristol-3448814

 

I'm Laura!.. I'm Laura!!   

https://youtu.be/4SYc_flMnMQ

On 14/10/2019 at 16:24, WhistleHappy said:

 

The creator of 'knock knock' jokes has finally been admitted into the hall of fame and awarded a Nobell prize. 

 

 

What's Red and smells like blue paint ?   

 (RED PAINT! ) )

The creator of 'knock knock' jokes has finally been admitted into the hall of fame and awarded a Nobell prize. 

What's Red and smells like blue paint ?  

Jamie enters the fray … blocks friend Wayne from social media accounts.

'Wag Wars'  entering a period of  'Jam Wag Wars' ?  

42 minutes ago, PHILINFRANCE said:

I thought this was sort of wryly amusing:

'Hey Rebekah. How's Jamie holding up through all this? Is it affecting his head? Only I have him in my fantasy football team and I was wondering if you think I should drop him for a few weeks.Thanks in advance'

Unfortunately, despite a thorough search, I was unable to find any suitable link to Danielle and her Pringles.

Try Google 'images' .. if you dare

(thought of another possible dip name for the Lloyds Rank range .. Sweet 'n Sour  )

2 hours ago, Banjo Island said:

This was my first ever city match it was my birthday and dad gave me a choice gold finger at the gaumont cinema lawrence hill or a city match i chose city match  stood on a wooden beer crate at front of east end with the deafing chant of hughie hughie hughie mcilmoyle ringing in my ears i was totaly hooked thank you dad ive got nearly 50 years of incerdible city memories and have met so many fantasic city lads over the years i hope and pray iam still around to see the ulimate dream coyr

2 hours ago, slartibartfast said:

I hate bursting bubbles, but, Hughie Mac had long gone by this time......................could have been a Glos Cup game ?

Oops there pops another bubble... 

The Gaumont cinema was in Baldwin St off the Centre... (I saw Bambi there )

The cinema on Lawrence Hill was The Globe … (I saw Norman Wisdom in  A Stitch In Time there )

(Goldfinger .. one of the best Bond films and theme songs ever imho, I loved Cilla Black singing that!)

3 hours ago, NOTBLUE said:

Ah! The Alex ,That takes me back,member’s only my arse.

Strange way to 'come out' online @NOTBLUE … each to their own though, hope you're very happy. Not judging

5 hours ago, Pickle Rick said:

Pringles trending on Twitter.

WAG #3 has entered the game.

Well, I've tried a number of dodgy dip sauces in my time.... 

….But I've honestly never tried one like THAT!

Interesting new flavour I suppose, but it ain't a mayo or a salsa, how the heck would you describe it?.. and what would it be called?    

Lloyds Rank ?  maybe .

54 minutes ago, northsomersetred said:

 

 

 

Anyone know who the bloke is?

Cant put a name to him - but he definitely looks familiar ….. 

(oops, beaten to it by BS2Red..)

11 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

Wally literally on his knees begging for anyone to take that shite off his hands hahahahaha

What a bloody conman...

So he's masquerading as S L is he, giving potential new owners the impression that he's selling them City when in fact they'd end up owning the sodding Gas... ? 

17 minutes ago, PHILINFRANCE said:

Unfortunately, Stuart Taylor, a long-serving centre half for our blue friends during the late 1960s and 1970s has passed away.

Many of the younger posters on this thread will probably never have heard of him, but I had the pleasure of meeting him on more than one occasion, and I can assure you all he was a most charming man, a perfect gentleman.

Believe it or not, Stuart actually started his career playing for Bristol City.

RIP.

R I P Stuart Taylor... (lived not too far away when I was a kid) a time when footballers were still local blokes living just slightly better off than normal working class people) Stuart at the time lived just off Banjo Island on the Park Estate Council estate, just like the rest of us.

I was always a Red but as a kid slightly miffed that Stuart Taylor was blue and therefore 'one of them'. 

Sad News.