WhistleHappy

BURYied alive 

Horrible Situation for All Concerned.

Hasta la vista Bury FC  .. You'll be back!  

10 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

He's still there, but under constant supervision 

3 hours ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

Why has she got an erection ?

And to think she was once a talented children's TV character...  (never forget a face)…..

Still dreaming of a comeback someday,  POB continues to practice ! 

4 hours ago, Mr Popodopolous said:

 The mentioned unavailable video, is this it or are we talking 2 different ones?

 

…. the Sid James impersonator at the end wasn't bad though, proper Carry On style laugh.  

7 hours ago, BCFC11 said:

“Where’s me mate, with me bastard ticket?”

As asked by the locked out ref who still doesn't know the answer to ''whos yer father referee?''

Report from Oxford Utd ...

Despite winning the match  3 - 1 the Gas still sound and look 100% Tin Pot... 

Signed off with a lovely photo of one of their beautiful tented stadium 'grand stands' - must be bloody awful enduring a couple of hours in a tent in this weather! 

http://www.rageonline.co.uk/fans-view-2019-20-no-8-bristol-rovers-away/  

PS .. be sure to check out the photo of the 'stand' at the end of the report!    (I somehow didn't think it would actually be as bad as it is.. ffs.. Overpriced too!

6 minutes ago, AshtonGreat said:

What have Del and Rodney got to do with it? 

...ask Dave.

9 minutes ago, Monkeh said:

Why didn’t we merge with rovers in 1982?

Things were bad enough already, why make it worse?

approaching the final countdown...

TEN HOURS to save BURY FC

good luck Bury  

3 hours ago, Unan said:

We've been in existence since 1883, and in that 136 years, not a single Rovers player has shat on us from as great a height as Taylor has.

The City legend Chris Crowe came pretty close in the 60's though from the sky's above Eastville….   

4 hours ago, pongo88 said:

D o you own an anorak?

This is my first car. Do you know what it is?

A40 Somerset? … (or similar) a neighbour had one when I was a kid..

My 1st funnily enough was also an Austin A40 (farina) in Red n Black (paid £40 for it in '73 was already an old banger but I loved it! :laugh:)  

 (Austin loved their 'counties' though, Devons, Dorsets, Somersets, and gawd knows what others, then the University towns, Austin's Cambridges, Morris's Oxfords Winchesters etc...  British car industry brilliant for all its faults)

12 minutes ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said:

That's a 1300GT!

Passed my test in one of these..

50 minutes ago, myol'man said:

Page 1100, reminds me of my first car!

 Happy days? … painful memories? … been there done that?  

PS (oops, I've been beaten to it, far too slow, but great minds eh?)  

10 hours ago, myol'man said:

Bristol Post drops the dead donkey.

Local hack   "boss, I've got a lead on another R*vers stadium, smells like BS, or rotten fruit :laugh:"

Editor "run it on the front page, those deluded gas heads will lap it up for days"

...smells like BS ?  what does Bristol Sport smell of by the way?  

Filthy Lucre ?? 

21 hours ago, BCFC11 said:

 Sagchat...

I bet One Turd In Bristol has lit up like a ******* Christmas tree with panicking shitheads with all this going on! 

Probably referring to the Balloon Fiesta and loads of happy Reds enjoying a glass or two of cider, a nice picnic with family and friends at Ashton Court... 

No doubt 'predictive text' scuppered his post and altered 'picnicking' to 'panicking'  no worries Mr Gashead, we knew what you meant, predictive text messes with the best of us sometimes..

3 hours ago, Red Right Hand said:

Will the tradesman`s entrance have to be opened at the Man Bar tonight due to the amount of patrons trying to access it post match?

Doubt it, Irene's been suffering with a particularly painful bout of haemorrhoids lately by all accounts..   

15 minutes ago, chucky said:

Wally is probably still trying figure out how to transfer camels in to Tilsons.

The value of the Tilson against the Euro has plummeted  in recent days due to fears of a no deal Brexit. 

1 hour ago, BobbyC said:

It's been that warm at the mem that they've taken the roof off the toilets.

Good on them, I had no idea that their improvement grant application had been accepted, let alone the new facilities up and running already. With state of the art removable roof too?  Wow that IS impressive. These things usually take time. 

A great way to 'get rid of the Gas' as well!

Wow!  wot about this heat then?

Naturally with the facilities at The Gate everyone's remained pretty cool... COYR's always cool! 

Meanwhile..

Reports from Horfield say the heat has been extremely in tents at The Mem..... Naturally!! 

On ‎25‎/‎04‎/‎2019 at 09:55, phantom said:

All will be revealed today at 1:20pm

The cast and new title - oh and it has since been confirmed it WON'T be called Shatterhand

Terrible news for T ' Pau  as it was thought the theme tune and fight scene sound effects would be perfect for them after their early success with the classic China In Your Hand ..  

6 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said:

I know why you wear that blue hat, but don't worry I won't tell the others.

FAKE NEWS!  …..

Everyone knows @Rudolf Hucker has a purple helmet. 

5 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

 Ah Springfield Park, standing on t’bank. We arrived in Wigan and went to visit Wigan Pier and buy Uncle Joe’s Mintballs, had a couple of pints in a nearby pub then saw a couple of locals who were obviously heading to the ground so we offered them a lift in return for directions. I guess I’ve not thought of that for more than thirty years!  Strange the crap we’ve got lodged in our memories. 

(Just looked it up - 23 April 1985, 2-2 Attendance 2,423!)

so you offered them a lift, then no doubt you went on to 'give them one' !   

1 hour ago, Robbored said:

Older guy get his sleeping tablets mixed up with his viagra. In the afternoon he had 40 w anks

The poor sod had no choice

…...He would've been up all night otherwise! 

I cant Adam & Eve it.. 

26 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said:

It'll be Ed Ware. It's always Ed Ware!

Well they do say, if you wanna get ahead get a hat!

8 minutes ago, In the Net said:

 Hmmmm - do you think it is likely that they have somebody lined up, or will they be ..

..**casting their net**..

in the hope of dragging somebody on board?

 

If they do end up 'casting their net' how does that affect you?

Will you have to get out first?