WhistleHappy

6 hours ago, Gazred said:

SL instantly flops out his cheque book..."how much for the fruit market?"

Won't get many of them to the pound ...

20 minutes ago, MC26 said:

  Wonder if they'll ever question why everything is so 'unique' there? I guess nobody has been able to break into the locked Gashchat to tell them that unique is not necessarily a good thing. Certainly not in their case. 

One of them has actually taken the time to draw a cock on our badge. They're a bit weird aren't they? 

...is that a genuine W a n k s y ?  

17 hours ago, Kid in the Riot said:

Three words: come on Sale 

Cant see Lansdown doing that, besides who'd buy 'em? 

5 minutes ago, harrys said:

Spoken to many opposing fans over the last couple of seasons and all are highly impressed with the stadium, many opposition players and management also very complimentary including Boothroyd last night, there seems to be no end to their jealousy  and bitterness, in regards to his Polish friend, lies

Personally I never believe a word Mr Sheen says.... 

7 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said:

 We do currently have a young pro on our books who f.... .

...young pro?   Irene is as old as the hills.

Despite the hype, apparently 'the experience' is anything but a 'good night',  then again you get what you pay for in this life.   

7 hours ago, sticks 1969 said:

How ever bad they were they had the upper hand over us for a couple of years . It was like some sort of voodoo curse they had 

They had decent crops of 'lucky heather' for a few seasons back then, sales of it even out sold their wooden pegs for a while.  

(Gashead kept sprigs of heather in pockets and slept with it under their pillows, the players played with 'lucky heather' in their boots,  and admittedly it did affect their luck against us for a while) flippin' didicoys.

Eventually the 'luck' ran out, natural order resumed and the rest as they say is history … Mind The Gap!

11 hours ago, chucky said:

Fixed it for them. 

Bet if LJ spots the header, it'll get his attention for a moment or two... 

36 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

 

QUESTION 1 - Is it possible to get a season ticket online to watch quality football in Bristol during the 2019/20 season?

Yes, just click on this link - https://www.bcfc.co.uk/news/201920-season-cards-last-renewals-weekend/

 

Maybe the whole administration department has been infiltrated by 'Teds?

 Steady on Sir Colin,  quality?  really?  hmm that's stretching things a bit lately mate (trade descriptions, advertising standards etc)   Don't forget this is Otib afterall .. 

Oh thank you … the Gas.

This thread has just got good again! 

(we don't need anymore silly nit picking tit for tat posts, wtf are we interested in dumb arse point scoring re crowd sizes etc for?.... it's like 'arry Enfields 'considerably richer than thou' character sketches, the joke wears thin after the first dozen or so variations of the same shite.)  

Not when the Gas continue to give us 'concrete' gifts like those above.

Why would 'investor's' interested in a canvas based premises be talking concrete? specially when they realise it would be money down the Dwane anyway.

And that Frequently Asked Questions photo.. FFS that's priceless on so many levels.

Infact I have a question, why use a photo of a Gashead staring towards an actual football stadium as if he's never seen one before? it's like he's just spotted an alien spaceship or something landing in town.

Makes no more sense than if a McDonalds Big Mac advert featured a pic of a BK Whopper.

Oh, thankyou, thankyou Gas, the gifts, the gifts are back yay!     

5 hours ago, Banjo Island said:

Boycotting a semi final really what a joke so whats the excuse for paltry (poultry) league attendances

Because we have all the bow-legged chickens and knock-kneed hens, and we always have!  C O Y R's   

24 minutes ago, In the Net said:

Yes, the only downside is losing out on the extra income, which, as you know, would have come in useful, given our circumstances. 

***The revival of the Bristol Derby could be closer than we think! 

*** sharing a stadium with bike and dog racers may have worked many years ago at Eastville but that old place was much bigger than The Mem.

Theres no way you'll be able to host horse racing at The Mem... Ha, Bristol Derby my arse!  

3 hours ago, dave36 said:

Does he have a camel toe?

Dates for Regional heats for the 2020 Championships on Whorefield Common to be announced soon...

(NB: ... The picking up of someone else's wife will result in disqualification and a kick in the bollocks ) 

2 hours ago, Jim Davey said:

it's a show for simpletons .

Simple tons …..

Wow! that's heavy man,  real heavy,   ….peace and love..   

19 hours ago, Oh Louie louie said:

 ….if you all love devons neighbour clap your hands?

 

  Must admit I've always liked Devon,

…. neighbouring Cornwall & Dorset are very nice too.   happy to clap 'em all.   

7 hours ago, Alan Dicks said:

Waddock?

  ''language Timothy'' ...  

1 hour ago, BCFC11 said:

I’d be shocked if they own anything anymore.

Apparently they have so many fans they cant accommodate them all within their ground, loads of 'em are often locked out. 

On ‎01‎/‎02‎/‎2019 at 19:47, 22A said:

 

Sorry, just how I feel at the mo.  New owners, no ambition, no new ground, no new training ground - no money.  Really feel cheated after 60 years of following. I for the first time in a long time will not be buying a season ticket next season.- we are just so tinpot for our crowd sizes and we are being mugged off. Over the last 15 or so years we have become a team who struggle to stay in League 1 and this has not changed despite different owners. How has that happened with our large fan base?

No idea how having a large fan base is supposed to help, unless they intend entering a blow-football league, cheating bar stewards.... 

6 hours ago, BS2 Red said:

They are so similar that it is impossible to tell them apart.

To be fair.... The field BEHIND Hillsborough does look pretty similar, a definite resemblance to The Mem. 

8 hours ago, freezer said:

"Supporters will of course be informed as soon (as) there are important developments to share."

Has to be ' Official' as the grammar is horrendous.

And what an absolute load of bull carp it is too. Happy xmas saggies, suck it up.

 

No need to insult his Grandmother freezer, you're better than that mate. 

7 hours ago, Major Isewater said:

How about this one ?

 

@Major Isewater

"OK, from the top in B Flat, Major please...……. "   

5 hours ago, myol'man said:

  

3 hours ago, Taz said:

Looks like they've forgotten to take the toilet out before fitting the window....

To be fair the bottom has clearly dropped out of the Santa Clause market.

3 hours ago, supercidered said:

Spunked on Sprinklers.

Did you accidentally post your Google search here by mistake.... ? 

Disgusting !!!  

16 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

I can see the headline now...

Errol Flynn's Package Rises Due To Inflation

Flynn erects another tent! 

1 hour ago, BessexRED said:

My mate’s heard a rumour they’ve agreed a compensation package for Flynn, usually reliable so we shall see.

1 hour ago, Roger Red Hat said:

Errol?

Hey Bristol Post, I know you're watching …

'Errol Flynn's Swashbuckling Pirates'     ….you can have that one for free.