SecretSam

Don't start me on them. The real 'gold' in there was Scholes, but all the focus was on Gerrard and Lampard. And Captain Moneybags. Where was Carrick in that equation? HE was the answer to the "Gerrard and Lampard" question: instead it should have been "Gerrard OR Lampard plus Carrick"

That would be hilarious, would love to see Modric win the WC

An 'engine room' player, then, like Carrick was?

I thought the title was suggesting Coach 1 was lost. Try looking under the sofa, etc

Can someone explain to me what Mount is for? Lots rave about him. I just don't see it.

Shit, when did we qualify for the Champions League?

This sort of reminds me of when Brazil played Germany in 2014...?

Yeah, but Casemiro is a fine player

I mean, yes, it's a weird name to Anglos, but FFS

The NHS does, let me assure you

Your lack of decent grammar does my head in, but that's another issue. Why shouldn't we respect the passion and different ways of expressing support shown by other nations? Who says our way is the best?

Chemicals, plastics, that sort of thing. Wholesome stuff. Look up "Ineos". Big fan of Brexit.

Most employment contracts include clauses about not doing something to damage the image of your employer.

Yup, Nice, Ineos-Grenadiers cycling team (Used to be Team Sky) and others. Made his money from global warming.

Ratcliffe is a monumental tool, his company's ethics are vile and everything he's touched in sport has turned to ?

100%, it's a bit like Private Eye, you have to get used to the 'in' jokes. The comments (if they're enabled) are usually absolute gold. Football puns particularly often hilarious.

Hernandez (22) has been superb

Great save

He's just a posh Chris Martin

Take Mbappe off

C'est fini

Oops

Magnificent clearance

He's just a posh Junior Bent

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