slartibartfast Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Also when the commemtators says the amount of chances they have had it could of been 5 or 6,but thats completely hypothetical because at 2 or 3 nil the players would be in a different frame of mind the manager might change the system.Also goes for that deal or no deal,when the contestant deals but carrys on exactly how you would of played the game its bullshit because your mind set would be different place when you got 20 grand or so on it. Using the word OF instead of HAVE ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abraham Romanovich Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 I like it when David Pleat, and only David Pleat, calls people by their Christian name while commentating. Brilliant. David Pleat is hilarious always mis pronouncing names, a personal favourite Terry Sheddingham. I think when he looks back he'll be disappointed with some of thses Clive Tyldesley: "David, whats your prediction for the match?" David Pleat: "Good evening everyone, a lovely night for football" "And the steam has gone completely out of the Spanish sails" “They're changing some of the midget gems in midfield” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 "at the end of the day " yep it gets dark Sorry, I found this hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 The West Ham/Chelsea/QPR/Tottenham way. Why is it only london clubs profess to have a "way" of playing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
II Wurzel II Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 When someone hits a 40 yard pass........ What a ball ??? FFS its the same bloody ball ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pikeysrobins Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 'In the Premier League where we belong' !! If every team that said that were in the Premier League - it would be a mighty BIG league! This season has been 'a disappointing season' - e.g. Liverpool who have won the league cup and in the final of the FA Cup! If only!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 the word "cupset". this is firmly in the domain of the retarded. I'm ashamed to say that; (a) I've never heard this before, and (b) I quite like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastonboy Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 I'm ashamed to say that; (a) I've never heard this before, and (b) I quite like it. Ditto!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pride of the west Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 I hate it when a good individual strike ending in a goal is called a "WORLDY". God knows who or when it started but its a disgrace. I seem to be hearing it alot recently so commentators have obviously jumped on the band wagon with this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Saying skedule instead of shhedule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 I hate it when a good individual strike ending in a goal is called a "WORLDY". God knows who or when it started but its a disgrace. I seem to be hearing it alot recently so commentators have obviously jumped on the band wagon with this one. I've never heard that. And I hate it already. It's from the Geordie Shore isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JammyOne Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 People interchanging 'Assume' and 'Presume'. EDIT - Oh and when people say "I'll give it you" instead of "I'll give it TO you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pride of the west Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 I've never heard that. And I hate it already. It's from the Geordie Shore isn't it? Could be. Would explain why ive only started hearing it this yr. Hate it even more now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickJ Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 "Can I get" - as in, "can I get a cider" when in a pub, or "can I get the steak with chips" when in a restaurant. An Americanism which has crept into the language of airheads aspiring to be something but not really sure what they aspire to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 I've never heard that. And I hate it already. It's from the Geordie Shore isn't it? Pretty sure Paul Merson started that one on Gillette Soccer Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlicbread Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 having spent 47 years with an apostrophe in my name and twenty five years programming for a living, what hacks me off is a web site that cannot handle the simple apostrophe . if a web site does not handle it , I go else where. sorry just a pet hate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craven arms Posted April 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Using the word OF instead of HAVE ! Next you'll be giving me lines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCAGFC Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 'NIMBYS win again in court battle'. BCAGFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlicbread Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Players describing something that happend previously, but using the present tense... "As I've looked up, I've seen the ball being played into the box. I've managed to run on to it and shoot towards goal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Use of the words credit and character. Also hate phrases like "it could have been 3 goals by half time" when it's 0-0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermit the Frog Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Chav lingo, init blud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
II Wurzel II Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Use of the words credit and character. Also hate phrases like "it could have been 3 goals by half time" when it's 0-0. Yep, would of been a diffrent game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 If we had just taken our chances... ...well, duh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrizzleRed Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 These aren't phrases, but just words used in the wrong context but here goes: When I see posts on here that we're going to sale one of our players, rather than sell. Then there's that prat who commentates on the sag matches on RB who insists the ball's gone "in the goal". To my mind you either 'score a goal', or the ball's 'in the net'. It may just be me that finds this annoying, but it really winds me up and makes me want to smack him in the mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 "Can I get" - as in, "can I get a cider" when in a pub, or "can I get the steak with chips" when in a restaurant. An Americanism which has crept into the language of airheads aspiring to be something but not really sure what they aspire to. With u on that one, yankee n studentesque mwa finks init Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordanwasalegend Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 What is it with people saying something's 'sick' when they actually mean good. Correct me if i'm wrong but sick is something that happens with too much natch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 These aren't phrases, but just words used in the wrong context but here goes: When I see posts on here that we're going to sale one of our players, rather than sell. Then there's that prat who commentates on the sag matches on RB who insists the ball's gone "in the goal". To my mind you either 'score a goal', or the ball's 'in the net'. It may just be me that finds this annoying, but it really winds me up and makes me want to smack him in the mouth. Hello Briz, i have never or will never listen, watch or discuss anything related to the object of your obvious hate for that club, but that in itself is a corruption of the truth cos i read yer post..damn n blox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pewsham Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 He won a free kick. In my day day you CONCEDED a free kick. He put the ball across with a little bit of Quality. That bloke Quality has taken some tough knocks. Bristol Rovers the family Club. **** off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Chav lingo, init blud. Nah bruv, we's from da streetz init. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingswood Robin Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 "Can I get" - as in, "can I get a cider" when in a pub, or "can I get the steak with chips" when in a restaurant. An Americanism which has crept into the language of airheads aspiring to be something but not really sure what they aspire to. You beat me to it. If I'm in a restaurant or shop and I hear anyone uttering this nonsense, it makes me want to go outside, rip up a tree and give them a damn good thrashing! I blame Channel 4 for showing endless repeats of Friends. Can I get a coke with fries? In our language its, please can I HAVE an American champagne and chips! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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