BigTone Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 "man up" .................. flippin poofs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrizleCiderArmy Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 "It feels like a Sunday today" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Rovers have scored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Another one that gets on my wick is "Babe", and also cringe when some older people still say "Wally" FFS Hehe. My six-year-old said to me (yesterday) "Oh dad, you're a big wally wazzock!" She is my little babe though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 I think it's ridiculous when managers say "I hope we get a result". Unless the match is abandoned they're bound to get a result - i.e. win, draw or lose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threshersleftboot Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 I hate it when my girlfriend repeatedly says push harder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 I hate it when my girlfriend repeatedly says push harder. Well, if you're not up to it I guess it would be annoying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Has anyone tried counting the amount of times the judge say "delicious" on the great British menu. Surely there's some other adjective? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pewsham Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Pan Fried - where is it supposed to be fried? In the kettle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 I hate it when my mates say its your round... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pride of the west Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Not football related or a phrase but i hate it when posh student types who respond to anything when in agreement say 'TOTES'. My peers and i refer to these people as the c word. Sorry if anyone on here says it but if you do, have a word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderArmyy Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 "The business end of the season" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastonboy Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Haven't seen it so far, but "that goal certainly pays his transfer fee" No it bloody well doesn't!! Also anybody who sees a game at the end of the season as being "the biggest game of the season" - why? Does it have a Brucie bonus ten extra points attached to it? - all games are worth three points and all games carry equal merit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 "Undisclosed fee" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Horsman Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 'Early doors', The 'boy' Giggs, and my all time teethgrinder remains, as has been previously mentioned, Mark Lawrenson's repeated use of 'Most definitely' in his whiney Lancastrian accent.....grrrrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 Gorsh! we're hedden fer thu playoffs naaw! (response) er, were you at the game today? (reply) er no, but we sounded grrreat on the radio A typical gas head response on BBC local radio phone ins when they occasionally win a game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 There used to be a gas head striker called Richard something who kept saying in his thick brummie accent "you know" after EVERYTHING he said. They must have been taking the p-ss because they interviewed him non stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammersmith Red Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 When a response to a post begins with the word 'This'. Also managers or anyone else who says 'believe you me'. What the **** does that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark at ee Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 From Radio Bristol: Steve Le Fevre saying "Funtastic" instead of "Fantastic" he does it every time Any match commentator saying "He took it on his left peg" - What - is he allowed to have one on the pitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 When a response to a post begins with the word 'This'. Also managers or anyone else who says 'believe you me'. What the **** does that mean? That. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 "He was millimetres away from a goal there" when the ball goes past the outside of the post. What rules of football do these people use, where you get a goal if you hit the post? If they said 4000 millimetres from a goal, would you feel happier? Email them and complain about slack commentating. It's about time these commentators got pulled up on poor commentary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exiledinwatford Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 Whenever someone is asked a question on TV they reply "App-solutely" again and again and again. The answer is usually YES or bloody NO not "App-solutely". Any three words that Gary Neville manages to string together. I'd be very happy to watch Sky games where the commentator is speaking in anything other than the English language. Any players name where a "Y" is needlessly added the the end of the surname - Giggsy, Banksy with my all-time favourite on Talksport when Andy Gray refers to Richard Keys as "Keysy" Stop now - turning into Victor Meldrew..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Here's some that have me shoutin' at the telly, Denied by the post/crossbar The post/crossbar intervened, and the classic "the crossbar had other ideas" also, "he could have had a knife" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laner Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Football pundits (especially Shearer) saying "he should have gone down" or "he had every right to go down". Why not have the balls to say "dive" Alan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 "Bristol City nil" my heart sinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbybcfc Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 pacific and specific "To be pacific!" Two very different things! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 pacific and specific "To be pacific!" Two very different things! Unless you were Billy Ocean ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Roughneck Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Pray offs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superjack Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 The misuse of the word 'what'. E.g. "Arsenal coped with the pressure better than what Chelsea did", or "This Liverpool team is a lot more nervous on the ball than what we were". Soccer Saturday pundits... Tsk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dastardly and Muttley Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Calling the goal "goals" gets to me. Andy Townsend is horrendous at it. Unless they changed the rules, I believe there is only one goal at each end of the pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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