Aizoon Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 Horace is four tomorrow, and his birthday wish is that we beat Wolves for his birthday treat. We can arrange that, can't we? 1-0 will do, although LOTS-0 would be even nicer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 Shall we all sing happy birthday tomorrow night?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handsofclay Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 Happy Birthday for the morrow oh spikey one. Let's hope we'll have three points to join all those other points in your bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shtanley Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 Thankfully my birthday is today which means when tomorrow is ruined it won't mean too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted November 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 Horace and I wish you a very happy birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coombsy Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 Happy birthday young Horace worm cake for you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted November 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 3 minutes ago, Coombsy said: Happy birthday young Horace worm cake for you ? With candied slugs on top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudski Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 Tell Horace I can remember November 7th 1998...... BCFC 1 v 6 Wolves This season is so resembling that season it's unreal. Sorry Horace....welcome to a lifetime of despair ;-) Blame your Dad ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 2 hours ago, Aizoon said: Horace is four tomorrow, and his birthday wish is that we beat Wolves for his birthday treat. We can arrange that, can't we? 1-0 will do, although LOTS-0 would be even nicer. OMG a gay hegehog !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 2 hours ago, Aizoon said: Horace is four tomorrow, and his, birthday wish is that we beat Wolves for his birthday treat. We can arrange that, can't we? 1-0 will do, although LOTS-0 would be even nicer. Looks like a cool Doog .... tch, I mean dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 Happy birthday Horace. I expect you'll be downing a few jars of old *****ly. That's a nice scarf by the way, did you find it in Clifton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted November 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 19 minutes ago, spudski said: Tell Horace I can remember November 7th 1998...... BCFC 1 v 6 Wolves This season is so resembling that season it's unreal. Sorry Horace....welcome to a lifetime of despair ;-) Blame your Dad ;-) I haven't shown him that one Leave him his dreams, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted November 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 7 minutes ago, Threshing Red said: Happy birthday Horace. I expect you'll be downing a few jars of old *****ly. That's a nice scarf by the way, did you find it in Clifton? Should have got in some of that Old *****ly. Will do next year. He'll have to make do with Isle of Jura single malt PS My good lady wife knitted the scarf for his second birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted November 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 16 minutes ago, BigTone said: OMG a gay hegehog !! Yes, he does look rather happy, doesn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted November 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 3 hours ago, Super said: Shall we all sing happy birthday tomorrow night?! How does one get a birthday announcement at half-time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralphindevon Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 2 hours ago, spudski said: Tell Horace I can remember November 7th 1998...... BCFC 1 v 6 Wolves This season is so resembling that season it's unreal. Sorry Horace....welcome to a lifetime of despair ;-) Blame your Dad ;-) Can we expect 3 little piggies fighting a wolf tomorrow ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 4 hours ago, Shtanley said: Thankfully my birthday is today which means when tomorrow is ruined it won't mean too much You're lucky, my birthday is on Wednesday!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted November 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 12 minutes ago, ralphindevon said: Can we expect 3 little piggies fighting a wolf tomorrow ?? Birthday treat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudski Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 16 minutes ago, Aizoon said: Birthday treat? For Horace https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQokPUt8J8g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralphindevon Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 16 minutes ago, Aizoon said: Birthday treat? It was the only treat we had that day!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted November 2, 2015 Report Share Posted November 2, 2015 40 minutes ago, BS4 on Tour... said: You're lucky, my birthday is on Wednesday!! Ha! Mine on Friday! Lots of November reds. Just goes to prove that City always turn shit after Christmas... expecting a baby boom for next July/August now... Ps Many Happy Returns to @Shtanley, @BS4 on Tour... and Horace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cottsciderarmy Posted November 3, 2015 Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 Lets hope Horace slips under a bonfire and gets the birthday roasting he deserves ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted November 3, 2015 Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 Happy Birthday Horace, swerved to avoid one of your relations the other night, why do they always wander the country roads drunk ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted November 3, 2015 Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 18 hours ago, Aizoon said: Horace is four tomorrow, and his birthday wish is that we beat Wolves for his birthday treat. We can arrange that, can't we? 1-0 will do, although LOTS-0 would be even nicer. Ok , i'm going to say it .., Horace does n't look real. either we've been swept up in an old man's fantasy world and you're all wishing Happy Birthday to a soft toy or Horace is wearing a rather fetching hedgehog costume. I favour the latter explanation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted November 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 1 hour ago, oldstandrobin said: Happy Birthday Horace, swerved to avoid one of your relations the other night, why do they always wander the country roads drunk ? I blame the scrumpy myself. This time of year, the windfalls rot, and you know what that makes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handsofclay Posted November 3, 2015 Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 I recall from last year that there are a lot of posters on here with November birthdays. Mine is too and I remember putting a few at ease after two defeats on the bounce with the revelation that whenever City play a team in blue on my birthday City win and City were due to play Peterborough on my birthday on the Friday night...and duly won at a canter. The bad news is I haven't informed you what happens when City play a team who traditionally play in red and white on my birthday...and we have such a fixture on my birthday this year v Rotherham. So we deffo need a couple of wins before that fixture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted November 3, 2015 Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 21 hours ago, Aizoon said: Horace is four tomorrow, and his birthday wish is that we beat Wolves for his birthday treat. We can arrange that, can't we? 1-0 will do, although LOTS-0 would be even nicer. Bullshit is he 4. I have been posting Horace recipies on OTIB for the past 5 years at least. Do you mean 4 'stuffed hedgehog' years, or human years. If he over 4, he is technically the hog equal to mutton, which requires a much slower, longer cooking. Happy Birthday, Horace, or should I call you supper?? Uncle TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted November 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 47 minutes ago, Taxi for Rennie said: Bullshit is he 4. I have been posting Horace recipies on OTIB for the past 5 years at least. Do you mean 4 'stuffed hedgehog' years, or human years. If he over 4, he is technically the hog equal to mutton, which requires a much slower, longer cooking. Happy Birthday, Horace, or should I call you supper?? Uncle TFR I find your insinuations about Horace's age unseemly and ungentlemanly I also feel that I should warn you that hedgehogs are proverbially indigestible and that an exclusively erinaceid diet may well result in cries of "Rennies for Taxi For Rennie!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EstoniaTallinnRed Posted November 3, 2015 Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 Happy Birthday Horace! it's a shame he wasn't born on January the First, or it would be a Happy Hogmany! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted November 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 22 minutes ago, EstoniaTallinnRed said: Happy Birthday Horace! it's a shame he wasn't born on January the First, or it would be a Happy Hogmany! It's a little known fact that at midnight on New Years Eve, hedgehogs come out of hibernation, knock back several slugs of whisky, and roll up again until March. Hence the term Hogmany, corrupted to Hogmanay in Northern parts. It has been conjectured that the singing of Auld Lang Syne with linked arms originated as a protective measure against rampaging drunken hedgehogs Sadly, those few who have observed this phenomenon have been accused of indulging in too many slugs of electric soup themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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