Super Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 6 minutes ago, Woodsy said: That's gonna cause some friction... I want £30k/week, the #39 shirt and a sea view or this ain't going down. As my agent you'd better be worth the 60% you're charging..... No, it's a shit life. But at least I don't fish, now I get it. All that time on your hands and that's the most exciting it gets for you. Stay strong bro Have to agree on fishing, people who go night fishing are even worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazred Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 8 minutes ago, Woodsy said: That's gonna cause some friction... Of course, you're in the office... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Gazred said: Of course, you're in the office... Superb!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shtanley Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 54 minutes ago, BCFC Grim said: Take that back back.......now. Tom we really need to install a dislike button for such sacrilege comments like the one above. As for Tomlin, it'll be nice to have an end to it sooner rather than later. It's getting boring now. How hard can it be? We know what Bournemouth want, we know what Tomlin wants. If its too much then try and negotiate, if LT isn't interested then move on. My feeling is he's waiting round for a better offer. The mint ones are nicer, FACT! Only those who are ITK know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 12 minutes ago, Shtanley said: The mint ones are nicer, FACT! Only those who are ITK know that. Can you ' Revel ' your source ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 51 minutes ago, NeilS said: I thought you might have too much time on your hands, well office wallers and all that, that's no life really is it? Hence all the childish name calling, I get it now, I mean it wouldn't happen outside of an office, would it? Ahh the Malverns, you stare at them from your office window, I actually walk them, and fish under their shadow on the Severn, yesterday I was fishing the Wye, good luck with the Office. Can I be in the dick waving contest too? I have a Jag, I live in a beautiful 4 bed detached house overlooking rolling hills (and the M42). My wife is far too beautiful for me and I Have a job that's decidedly average. Most importantly, I have enough Tangle Twisters in the freezer to keep me going for a week. Anyone else got any life highlights they'd care to share? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TETBURY MASSIVE Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 NeilS = Legend...... @Woodsy is like jamie vardy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shtanley Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 8 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Can you ' Revel ' your source ? I might give you a malteaser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDOXO Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 40 minutes ago, Woodsy said: That's gonna cause some friction... I want £30k/week, the #39 shirt and a sea view or this ain't going down. As my agent you'd better be worth the 60% you're charging..... No, it's a shit life. But at least I don't fish, now I get it. All that time on your hands and that's the most exciting it gets for you. Stay strong bro The Sea View is a goer, downside is you are living next door to Harry Redknapp! 30K A WEEK is fine and they would have gone a bit higher, but I negotiated an increase in my agents fee (HR had some unused brown envelopes he let them/me have) as I am only getting 60% from you. Btw 39 shirt is going to some Johnny Foreigner. But they said 69 was available particularly for away games! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 1 hour ago, NeilS said: I thought you might have too much time on your hands, well office wallers and all that, that's no life really is it? Hence all the childish name calling, I get it now, I mean it wouldn't happen outside of an office, would it? Ahh the Malverns, you stare at them from your office window, I actually walk them, and fish under their shadow on the Severn, yesterday I was fishing the Wye, good luck with the Office. Tuesday fishing, Wye. Wednesday fishing, OTIB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 11 minutes ago, TETBURY MASSIVE said: NeilS = Legend...... @Woodsy is like jamie vardy..... Here he is, Tetbury Bellend...... 9 minutes ago, REDOXO said: The Sea View is a goer, downside is you are living next door to Harry Redknapp! 30K A WEEK is fine and they would have gone a bit higher, but I negotiated an increase in my agents fee (HK has some unused brown envelopes he let them have) as I am only getting 60% from you. Getting HK involved was a master stroke. Has he done the interview at the club gates yet? I can't wait to hear him say 'Woodsy' and 'trific' in the same sentence. That's defo on the bucket list! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Woodsy said: Here he is, Tetbury Bellend...... Getting HK involved was a master stroke. Has he done the interview at the club gates yet? I can't wait to hear him say 'Woodsy' and 'trific' in the same sentence. That's defo on the bucket list! HK = Harry Redknapp? How?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 8 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: HK = Harry Redknapp? How?! Jeez, been a long day, Rudy.....is it nap time yet!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Woodsy said: Jeez, been a long day, Rudy.....is it nap time yet!? Zzzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norn Iron Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 Oh no!!!!! It's chocolate pun time. Blame the Major. I heard a wispa when LT will sign. All the other info on this thread mars a great discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 8 minutes ago, Norn Iron said: Oh no!!!!! It's chocolate pun time. Blame the Major. I heard a wispa when LT will sign. All the other info on this thread mars a great discussion. Would Woodsy give Neil his last Rolo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 36 minutes ago, Fordy62 said: Can I be in the dick waving contest too? I have a Jag, I live in a beautiful 4 bed detached house overlooking rolling hills (and the M42). My wife is far too beautiful for me and I Have a job that's decidedly average. Most importantly, I have enough Tangle Twisters in the freezer to keep me going for a week. Anyone else got any life highlights they'd care to share? i got a honda................................lawnmower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 5 minutes ago, Super said: Would Woodsy give Neil his last Rolo? Doubt it he's more likely to put a bounty on his head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 9 minutes ago, Super said: Would Woodsy give Neil his last Rolo? I would, as it goes. I'm quite a nice bloke in real life, and Rolo's aren't my favs, if I'm honest 5 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said: Doubt it he's more likely to put a bounty on his head Clever, like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 10 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said: Doubt it he's more likely to put a bounty on his head Careful Neil....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina's Rolls Royce Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 Q: What's the difference between Woodsy and Lee Tomlin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazred Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 10 minutes ago, Marina's Rolls Royce said: Q: What's the difference between Woodsy and Lee Tomlin? Hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 14 minutes ago, Marina's Rolls Royce said: Q: What's the difference between Woodsy and Lee Tomlin? Woodsy wants to be thin like Tomlin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 2 hours ago, redmycolour said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 woodsy isn't on 30k a week, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina's Rolls Royce Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 are not the answers I have on my card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollywhyte Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 When I saw this thread was hot I though there was some news! But no, appears we have just gone off topic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprocket Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 5 minutes ago, ollywhyte said: When I saw this thread was hot I though there was some news! But no, appears we have just gone off topic... Nothing new there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 4 minutes ago, Sprocket said: Nothing new there I think he was trying to be a smartie pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDOXO Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 23 minutes ago, Marina's Rolls Royce said: Q: What's the difference between Woodsy and Lee Tomlin? @NeilS likes Lee Tomlin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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