BigTone Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 6 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said: She doesn't look like a wannabe WAG / Celebrity groupie ..........does she Nun material Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 8 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said: She doesn't look like a wannabe WAG / Celebrity groupie ..........does she That's the chap . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portland Bill Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Eddie Hitler said: She was 29 according to the Sun story; shows how drunk Wayne was as he usually goes at least double that. Old enough to be a gran in Bridgwater! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBobSuperBob Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 Guess we will be seeing more of her soon... Big Brother starts .... when ..... ? #plasticbreasts&hairextensions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 2 hours ago, BobBobSuperBob said: She doesn't look like a wannabe WAG / Celebrity groupie ..........does she She looks a ******* mess TBH. Beer goggles on Wayne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Esmond Million's Bung said: The guidelines for being 3 times over the limit (if true in his case) are a ban of between 23 to 28 months, a large fine and the possibility of prison. But as with most crimes the UK judiciary have become weak with their sentencing policy, so I suspect a highly paid lawyered up Rooney will not get anything like that. However his timing could not have been worse, given what happened on the M1 last week. It was always my understanding that the bans, fines and possible prison for moron's who drive whilst over 3 times over the limit were meant to be a deterrent to stop people wiping out let's say 8 innocent people ala last week on the M1. It depends if they want to make an example of him or not - I would suggest that if this had happened a week or two before Christmas they would throw the book at him but now, who knows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 2 hours ago, BobBobSuperBob said: She doesn't look like a wannabe WAG / Celebrity groupie ..........does she Looks like she's attending a porno films award ceremony. Rooney is brain dead, look at her FFS, do you think she thought that it was going to end up 'true love no shit' or that the only part of the story that she was going to sell that never actually happened was the unsatisfactory sex with the pissed up limp scouser?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheshire_red Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 Alderley Edge centre is full of women who look like this of an evening. Rich pickings is the slang. Every part of them is false from the nail and lashes to the bristols. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coombsy Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 4 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said: And what about the wrath of Colleen. This is not the first time he has been caught wirh another woman. He is in deep s**t. Coleen will forgive him same as all the other times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 17 minutes ago, Coombsy said: Coleen will forgive him same as all the other times Money does that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 1 hour ago, cheshire_red said: Alderley Edge centre is full of women who look like this of an evening. Rich pickings is the slang. Every part of them is false from the nail and lashes to the bristols. I thought this was more Rooney's type Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, BigTone said: I thought this was more Rooney's type Awww Tone! I`m just about to have me tea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustinCider Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 4 hours ago, BobBobSuperBob said: She doesn't look like a wannabe WAG / Celebrity groupie ..........does she 4 hours ago, BigTone said: Nun material You're right, there isn't much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 5 hours ago, BobBobSuperBob said: To be 3 times over the limit you'd have to drink a min of 7-8 pints (or equivalent alcoholic hop) an hour and driven shortly after You get rid of some of the alcohol per hour dependent on various factors , build , whether eaten etc etc IIIRC but if he was out for 12-14 hrs and eaten during that time as it appears I'd estimate he'd be in double figures pints wise at least , though I'd guess a few pints and shorts on top are a more likely scenario In addition to Coleen wrath, I don't suppose Mr Happy Koeman will be impressed with his refuelling ! 7-8 pints an hour ? I'd be incapable of walking let alone driving after....well....an hour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBobSuperBob Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 37 minutes ago, BRISTOL86 said: 7-8 pints an hour ? I'd be incapable of walking let alone driving after....well....an hour! Me too !!!!!!! He was on Prosecco and vodka binge I see over 10/12 hrs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said: Me too !!!!!!! He was on Prosecco and vodka binge I see over 10/12 hrs I've only had three pints and I'm already feeling a little merry SobSobBuperSob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBobSuperBob Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 1 minute ago, BRISTOL86 said: I've only had three pints and I'm already feeling a little merry SobSobBuperSob Prosecco is the modern drink to slosh 86 Classy ........innit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said: Prosecco is the modern drink to slosh 86 Classy ........innit Isn`t it Blue Wkd any more? I can`t keep up with the young `uns these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said: Prosecco is the modern drink to slosh 86 Classy ........innit Not a big Prosecco fan as a rule but my fiancée got me on to Aperol Spritz this summer....there's something about that on a summer day that hits the spot. I like to pretend I'm a classy Italian gent in the foothills of a Sardinian vineyard rather than a pasty Englishman in the foothills of Banjo Island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 12 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said: Prosecco is the modern drink to slosh 86 Classy ........innit It's very nice; I'd always take Prosecco or Cava over Champagne. I think they have the prices the wrong way round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 6 hours ago, BobBobSuperBob said: She doesn't look like a wannabe WAG / Celebrity groupie ..........does she Looks like chuffing nightmare in wax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 1 hour ago, BigTone said: Money does that. Half of what Wayrooney has is more than enough to live in luxury for the rest of her life . Perhaps there are other reasons why she stays with the talented idiot . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 1 hour ago, BigTone said: I thought this was more Rooney's type Not even Rudolph ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Half of what Wayrooney has is more than enough to live in luxury for the rest of her life . Perhaps there are other reasons why she stays with the talented idiot . You think so Derien ? Maybe I misjudge her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, Juan Kerr said: Looks like chuffing nightmare in wax. You definitely wouldn`t want to see her first thing in the morning without her makeup. I don`t what would be worse, the state of her or the state of your wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WesM Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 2 hours ago, BigTone said: I thought this was more Rooney's type She's still got a thigh gap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 18 minutes ago, WesM said: She's still got a thigh gap! That's her incontinence pad hanging down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 3 hours ago, BigTone said: I thought this was more Rooney's type 2 hours ago, Major Isewater said: Not even Rudolph ! That was after Rudolph had finished with her!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 53 minutes ago, BigTone said: That's her incontinence pad hanging down Tony!!! So was it prosseco that he got shitfaced on? Thought these Liverpudlians were hard-core. Jagerbombs and shots of neat whisky. Not quaffing what is essentially a poor man's champers. A disgrace even more so Mr Rooney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 8 hours ago, BobBobSuperBob said: She doesn't look like a wannabe WAG / Celebrity groupie ..........does she That nose isn't real. Please tell me that's a fake nose. I could use it as a spirit level... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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