Lanterne Rouge Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Harry said: It saddens me that in the world we live in today, girls are brainwashed to believe that this sort of look is attractive to men. I personally find this kind of look utterly repulsive and nothing turns me off of a woman quicker than the ridiculous nose and lip alterations, false hair and preposterous eyebrows. And the dumb-ass pout is hugely unattractive. I`m just surprised she hasn`t got one finger to her lips like most of these slappers seem to think makes them look in some way innocent. As a wise band once said ` Pure as the proverbial driven sleet` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: I`m just surprised she hasn`t got one finger to her lips like most of these slappers seem to think makes them look in some way innocent. As a wise band once said ` Pure as the proverbial driven sleet` A good Half Man Half Biscuit lyric always seems to sum up the mood nicely. And a Watney Cup reference in that song too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 6 minutes ago, Harry said: A good Half Man Half Biscuit lyric always seems to sum up the mood nicely. And a Watney Cup reference in that song too. I thought she was doing the Len Ganly Stance !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, Harry said: A good Half Man Half Biscuit lyric always seems to sum up the mood nicely. And a Watney Cup reference in that song too. `And I wonder if they might, but I doubt if they will ever bring back the Watney Cup` Also contains the classic line `Half way up The Wrekin with an empty flask of tea` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, BigTone said: I thought she was doing the Len Ganly Stance !! Bizarrely I was listening to Quote/Unquote on Radio 4extra the other day and they played that! I couldn`t believe my ears! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcusX Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 23 minutes ago, Harry said: It saddens me that in the world we live in today, girls are brainwashed to believe that this sort of look is attractive to men. I personally find this kind of look utterly repulsive and nothing turns me off of a woman quicker than the ridiculous nose and lip alterations, false hair and preposterous eyebrows. And the dumb-ass pout is hugely unattractive. 100% agree. You can try telling these girls though but they wont listen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 22 minutes ago, BigTone said: Sorry H, I got confused. This pic is actually Robbored. Only after he's got himself tarted up for Bowls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 24 minutes ago, Harry said: It saddens me that in the world we live in today, girls are brainwashed to believe that this sort of look is attractive to men. I personally find this kind of look utterly repulsive and nothing turns me off of a woman quicker than the ridiculous nose and lip alterations, false hair and preposterous eyebrows. And the dumb-ass pout is hugely unattractive. Sadly Harry, Rooney did find her attractive, it remains to be seen whether that was beer goggles or that he arranged the meeting from the sugar daddy website, where women like her shamelessly prostitute themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 I've tried telling them myself but it's hard to get your point across while being thrown out by security. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Esmond Million's Bung said: Sadly Harry, Rooney did find her attractive, it remains to be seen whether that was beer goggles or that he arranged the meeting from the sugar daddy website, where women like her shamelessly prostitute themselves. She was the one with the beer goggles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Esmond Million's Bung said: Sadly Harry, Rooney did find her attractive, it remains to be seen whether that was beer goggles or that he arranged the meeting from the sugar daddy website, where women like her shamelessly prostitute themselves. Does it really matter which? He found her attractive because Colleen was a few thousand miles away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, BigTone said: She was the one with the beer goggles More like Poundland goggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Esmond Million's Bung said: More like Poundland goggles. Most likely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, downendcity said: Does it really matter which? He found her attractive because Colleen was a few thousand miles away. Give her a break it's not as if she has many holidays is it?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Esmond Million's Bung said: Give her a break it's not as if she has many holidays is it?. Or that she's a raving beauty either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 Serious question for you boys (and I guess potentially some ladies too) whilst fake boobs might be nice to look at (I don't particular think this girls are) aren't they horrible to get your hands on. As in don't they feel weird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: Serious question for you boys (and I guess potentially some ladies too) whilst fake boobs might be nice to look at (I don't particular think this girls are) aren't they horrible to get your hands on. As in don't they feel weird? Serious answer I have no idea, I have never had the opportunity to cop a feel of fake boobs, but I do find that they look hideous with the trout lips a close second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: Serious question for you boys (and I guess potentially some ladies too) whilst fake boobs might be nice to look at (I don't particular think this girls are) aren't they horrible to get your hands on. As in don't they feel weird? Dolls my darling, I can only go by what Flinty and Scotty tell me but apparently it is like massaging a Space Hopper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: Serious question for you boys (and I guess potentially some ladies too) whilst fake boobs might be nice to look at (I don't particular think this girls are) aren't they horrible to get your hands on. As in don't they feel weird? I wouldn't know, Dolly A friend of mine didn't seem to have a problem with it, though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 34 minutes ago, Harry said: It saddens me that in the world we live in today, girls are brainwashed to believe that this sort of look is attractive to men. I personally find this kind of look utterly repulsive and nothing turns me off of a woman quicker than the ridiculous nose and lip alterations, false hair and preposterous eyebrows. And the dumb-ass pout is hugely unattractive. She has nice fake Norks. I'll give her that. 3 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: Serious question for you boys (and I guess potentially some ladies too) whilst fake boobs might be nice to look at (I don't particular think this girls are) aren't they horrible to get your hands on. As in don't they feel weird? Ok. I can answer this whilst all the fellas brains explode on here. I know someone whom has had a boob job. And in a drunken state, I asked what they felt like. No, I wasn't on the turn and no nothing else happened apart from giggling but can confirm they feel pretty much the same. I would have mine done but only a lift thanks to age/gravity/breastfeeding. Oh and ask any bird with big knockers and she'll tell you how much of a pain in the bum they are. Trying to find bras/tops that cover the fun bags is not good. Add in the backache and unable to see your feet and big boobs aren't all that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 17 minutes ago, BigTone said: She was the one with the beer goggles I think I can safely say Wayne would have played aimlessly in the channels for a while, before messing up some ambitious through balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 6 minutes ago, cityexile said: I think I can safely say Wayne would have played aimlessly in the channels for a while, before messing up some ambitious through balls. Probably would have snatched at one then and completely missed the target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 28 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: Serious question for you boys (and I guess potentially some ladies too) whilst fake boobs might be nice to look at (I don't particular think this girls are) aren't they horrible to get your hands on. As in don't they feel weird? A serious answer is that currently only about 1 in 50 women in the UK have breast implants, although the press makes in seem there are many more. The vast majority of us therefore do no know! The figures for the US are 1 in 20, enough implants to fill an Olympic-sized swimming pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reigate Red Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 37 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: Oh and ask any bird with big knockers and she'll tell you how much of a pain in the bum they are. Now I never was much good at biology but something doesn't seem correct here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 42 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: Oh and ask any bird with big knockers and she'll tell you how much of a pain in the bum they are. I think I`ll pass on that Peg - I don`t fancy having to have a stiletto heel surgically removed from one of my orifices! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 1 hour ago, BigTone said: Or that she's a raving beauty either. It's all relative though Tone. Lets be honest, Rooney is punching well above his weight with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 59 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: Oh and ask any bird with big knockers and she'll tell you how much of a pain in the bum they are. Suggest she uses a different plastic surgeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, downendcity said: It's all relative though Tone. Lets be honest, Rooney is punching well above his weight with her. He'd be punching above his weight with Dot Cotton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmersonsRed Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Dollymarie said: Serious question for you boys (and I guess potentially some ladies too) whilst fake boobs might be nice to look at (I don't particular think this girls are) aren't they horrible to get your hands on. As in don't they feel weird? To be fair I don't think they're good to look at if I'm being honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 6 minutes ago, BigTone said: He'd be punching above his weight with Dot Cotton. She`d be more his type too I should think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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