Dollymarie Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 The boobs are definitely not real. She's admitted as much from what I've read today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: The boobs are definitely not real. She's admitted as much from what I've read today. I'd like a closer look just to be sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 1 hour ago, WesM said: She's still got a thigh gap! You can have those surgically added. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotham Brow Red Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 8 hours ago, BobBobSuperBob said: She doesn't look like a wannabe WAG / Celebrity groupie ..........does she Looks like a sex doll thats had her face too close to the bedroom radiator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cotham Brow Red said: Looks like a sex doll thats had her face too close to the bedroom radiator. The amount of plastic in there mate, it`s probably what did happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 10 hours ago, Dollymarie said: The cupboard is full. I have no room for shrek! If you don't have room for Puss in Boots, send him my way... Can't resist that little face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 32 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: That nose isn't real. Please tell me that's a fake nose. I could use it as a spirit level... Of course it's not real - the donor was Red Rum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brizzlelou Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 https://talksport.com/football/wayne-rooney-exclusive-everton-star-reveals-hed-be-england-manager-170903252856 well he can't be the coach...!!!!! Ill get me coat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 #Rooney on Monday: I'm quitting international football to concentrate on, eh, my club career. Wayne Rooney charged with drink driving in a vw beetle...when you think about it, it's not the first time he's been caught in an old banger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 Interesting in todays paper that Koeman sat Rooney down before he signed with Everton to get some guarantees after having concerns about his drinking. No wonder he was down the pecking order at Man Ure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 33 minutes ago, BigTone said: Interesting in todays paper that Koeman sat Rooney down before he signed with Everton to get some guarantees after having concerns about his drinking. No wonder he was down the pecking order at Man Ure. This side of it is going under the radar, but even in the middle of a two week break this is hardly tip top keeping yourself in shape behaviour. Not one usually for judging players for having a jar or two, but this was clearly hitting the bottle quite hard. I see the lady in question also signed up for a website 'Seeking Arrangement' - which allows for so-called 'sugar babies' to be financially compensated for spending time with older men - just two weeks before her late-night tryst with Rooney. Was looking for £6,000 a month. Feels she has not been reluctant to make a penny of two selling her story either. Makes you wonder on the law of averages how much he has been up to and not got caught. The only bit of this I am entirely judgemental about is the drunk driving bit, but with his money it would not be difficult to be rather more discreet if he wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 7 minutes ago, cityexile said: This side of it is going under the radar, but even in the middle of a two week break this is hardly tip top keeping yourself in shape behaviour. Not one usually for judging players for having a jar or two, but this was clearly hitting the bottle quite hard. I see the lady in question also signed up for a website 'Seeking Arrangement' - which allows for so-called 'sugar babies' to be financially compensated for spending time with older men - just two weeks before her late-night tryst with Rooney. Was looking for £6,000 a month. Feels she has not been reluctant to make a penny of two selling her story either. Makes you wonder on the law of averages how much he has been up to and not got caught. The only bit of this I am entirely judgemental about is the drunk driving bit, but with his money it would not be difficult to be rather more discreet if he wanted. He is mega rich and was so intent in getting his end away that he decided it was a good idea to drive allegedly 3 times over the limit and in the same week that a Polish lorry driver who was also 3 times over the limit killed 8 people on the M1. I hope he does time, no room on the road for drink drivers but 3 times over the limit?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustinCider Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 Once again the gutter press tries to bring down one of the country's greatest footballers due to a silly misunderstanding. Alderley Edge is very close to Jodrell Bank Observatory, a world famous radio telescope array. This bright young lady works there as an astrophysicist, and as clearly be seen in the photograph, she has her favourite constellation - the plough - tattooed on her front torso. Our Wayne was fascinated by this and couldn't take his eyes off it, as he's always had an interest in things of an astronomical nature; his wages being a case in point. Anyway, where it went wrong for him was when she offered to take him to her workplace after he expressed a keen desire to see her anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, JustinCider said: Once again the gutter press tries to bring down one of the country's greatest footballers due to a silly misunderstanding. Alderley Edge is very close to Jodrell Bank Observatory, a world famous radio telescope array. This bright young lady works there as an astrophysicist, and as clearly be seen in the photograph, she has her favourite constellation - the plough - tattooed on her front torso. Our Wayne was fascinated by this and couldn't take his eyes off it, as he's always had an interest in things of an astronomical nature; his wages being a case in point. Anyway, where it went wrong for him was when she offered to take him to her workplace after he expressed a keen desire to see her anus. The only thing that went wrong was he was hoping to get Justincider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 By the look of her she likes an animal lover, especially a cockatoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 Can't believe you lot haven't picked up on the fact that the woman in these two photos are one and the same... before and after cosmetic surgery pics.... How the surgeon can live with himself after turning a such a lovely stunning mature lady into a plastic 'Stepford Wife' abomination I just don't know... Wayners might have an eye for goal, but when it comes to extra-maritals he really should have went to Specsavers and had a browse of an Ann Summers catalogue. Dear me Wayne wtf goes on in that head of yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 I would still bet that his very expensive leagle beagles manage to get him off a lot more lightly than any other mortal in the same boat. I have little faith in a legal system where there is one rule for wealthy celebs and another for everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 54 minutes ago, WhistleHappy said: Can't believe you lot haven't picked up on the fact that the woman in these two photos are one and the same... before and after cosmetic surgery pics.... How the surgeon can live with himself after turning a such a lovely stunning mature lady into a plastic 'Stepford Wife' abomination I just don't know... Wayners might have an eye for goal, but when it comes to extra-maritals he really should have went to Specsavers and had a browse of an Ann Summers catalogue. Dear me Wayne wtf goes on in that head of yours? Very happily I'm sure in their 5 bed house in the 'burbs with the Merc and Range Rover in the garage, young Quentin and Tarquin off to Eton in September and not forgetting the four poster with mirror raising out the bottom of the bed so he can watch himself balls deep in the nanny... In the immortal words of @CyderInACan and his beloved B*Witched: "C'est la vie..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: Very happily I'm sure in their 5 bed house in the 'burbs with the Merc and Range Rover in the garage, young Quentin and Tarquin off to Eton in September and not forgetting the four poster with mirror raising out the bottom of the bed so he can watch himself balls deep in the nanny... You use the same bedroom designers as surgeons then Peg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 1 minute ago, downendcity said: You use the same bedroom designers as surgeons then Peg? Nope. I'm just an old fashioned cynic. Plus I have a mirrored wardrobe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 Now seems apparent that some of Rooney's ex girlfriends have got together to offer him security services with extras. A happy ending ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 1 hour ago, BigTone said: Now seems apparent that some of Rooney's ex girlfriends have got together to offer him security services with extras. A happy ending ? I think I know the one on the left... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: I think I know the one on the left... So you've met my Mum ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, BigTone said: So you've met my Mum ? You must be my uncle then as that's my nan! This is all going very Rovers here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: You must be my uncle then as that's my nan! This is all going very Rovers here... So your my niece ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 8 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: I think I know the one on the left... The one on the left looks like the Wealdstone Raider to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, BigTone said: So your my niece ? Seems that way. Can't say I see the family resemblance though in either myself or you. Perhaps we are the milkman's kids after all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 On 02/09/2017 at 08:47, BigTone said: Good point although the pic suggests otherwise. Roo in the poo me thinks, It saddens me that in the world we live in today, girls are brainwashed to believe that this sort of look is attractive to men. I personally find this kind of look utterly repulsive and nothing turns me off of a woman quicker than the ridiculous nose and lip alterations, false hair and preposterous eyebrows. And the dumb-ass pout is hugely unattractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Harry said: It saddens me that in the world we live in today, girls are brainwashed to believe that this sort of look is attractive to men. I personally find this kind of look utterly repulsive and nothing turns me off of a woman quicker than the ridiculous nose and lip alterations, false hair and preposterous eyebrows. And the dumb-ass pout is hugely unattractive. Sorry H, I got confused. This pic is actually Robbored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, BigTone said: Sorry H, I got confused. This pic is actually Robbored. He's my kinda guy. Now you're talkin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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