DancinDannyD Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 10 hours ago, bert tann said: On the train back from Charlton Athletic Wael sat next to God and God said to him you seem like a nice bloke I’ll grant you three wishes. Yippee said Wael my first wish is for a brand new stadium and lo and behold a shiny new all seater stadium suddenly appeared on the UWE campus. Then Wael said my second wish is for a state of the art training ground and lo and behold a superb new training ground (just like Fleetwood’s) dropped out of the sky and onto Hortham Lane, Almondsbury. Wael was completely overcome with excitement so God said calm down young man or you’ll wake up Stephen Hamster now what is your final wish. And Wael said I’m fed up with being a phoney Gashead so my final wish is to become a true Gashead and lo and behold he sprouted a little beer belly and his eyes began to glaze over. But at the exact same moment the new stadium and the new training ground both disappeared in a puff of smoke. OMG said Wael what shall I do now ? My club will have to stay put at the ramshackle old Mem and train on any patch of waste ground we can find to rent. That’s right said God, but you did say you wanted to become a true Gashead. Bert, remember, is a true-blue die-hard lifelong Gashead apparently. Nudge nudge, wink wink .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 Can't believe Burt tells the truth and the Sags can't handle it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Paul Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Sergio Georgini said: Can't believe Burt tells the truth and the Sags can't handle it.. And I cant believe you lot cant see when you are being wound up. Bert is taking the piss big time. Come on Sergio get a grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 10 minutes ago, Purple Paul said: And I cant believe you lot cant see when you are being wound up. Bert is taking the piss big time. Come on Sergio get a grip. Yea too right... Wael sat next to God... that does take some believing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted January 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Purple Paul said: And I cant believe you lot cant see when you are being wound up. Bert is taking the piss big time. Come on Sergio get a grip. No!......Really? I'm shocked, I didn't believe Sags told porkies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 10 hours ago, Purple Paul said: And I cant believe you lot cant see when you are being wound up. Bert is taking the piss big time. Come on Sergio get a grip. And I can`t believe that you think we care whether it`s made up or not, he`s bloody funny no matter which one of us he supports. If he`s gas then fair play for being able to laugh at himself but if he`s City I take my hat off to him. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 11 hours ago, Purple Paul said: And I cant believe you lot cant see when you are being wound up. Bert is taking the piss big time. Come on Sergio get a grip. 2 sadsags chomped at his post and for some reason you chomped at mine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 12 hours ago, DancinDannyD said: Bert, remember, is a true-blue die-hard lifelong Gashead apparently. Nudge nudge, wink wink .. Missed us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Paul Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Red Right Hand said: And I can`t believe that you think we care whether it`s made up or not, he`s bloody funny no matter which one of us he supports. If he`s gas then fair play for being able to laugh at himself but if he`s City I take my hat off to him. Come on RHS keep up -- You ever heard the term " Tongue in Cheek " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Purple Paul said: Come on RHS keep up -- You ever heard the term " Tongue in Cheek " That anything like `Foot In Mouth` more commonly known as a statement from the R*vers board? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sglosbcfc Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 22 hours ago, The Joker said: Yea too right... Wael sat next to God... that does take some believing. Wael sat next to Allah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East End Old Boy Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 23 hours ago, The Joker said: Yea too right... Wael sat next to God... that does take some believing. Tell me again, why was he sat next to Steve Lansdown??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 7 hours ago, Red Right Hand said: That anything like `Foot In Mouth` more commonly known as a statement from the R*vers board? Or 'Arse about Face'.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted January 5, 2017 Admin Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 11 hours ago, Purple Paul said: Come on RHS keep up -- You ever heard the term " Tongue in Cheek " Who's RHS @Purple Paul ? Now I'm confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted January 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Right Hand Side? Perhaps he's got a limp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 4 hours ago, East End Old Boy said: Tell me again, why was he sat next to Steve Lansdown??? Maybe Steve has taken him on as a new shoe cleaner..? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, phantom said: Who's RHS @Purple Paul ? Now I'm confused That flowery lot, Royal Horticultural Society. Don't know if they have much of a team though. Edited January 5, 2017 by 1960maaan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 3 hours ago, phantom said: Who's RHS @Purple Paul ? Now I'm confused Rovers Horse Sanctuary...? Belatedly trying to give something back?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Bill Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 2 hours ago, 42nite said: Right Hand Side? Perhaps he's got a limp? A limp what? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 I haven't looked elsewhere, so can anyone tell me whether Dopey Darrell has started spending the large wedge that they have all been promised is available, yet? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 40 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: I haven't looked elsewhere, so can anyone tell me whether Dopey Darrell has started spending the large wedge that they have all been promised is available, yet? I would hazard a guess they will not break their transfer record this month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, Doozerchris said: I would hazard a guess they will not break their transfer record this month. Is it right that their transfer record is still what they paid for Andy Tilson, inbout 1856..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 9 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: Is it right that their transfer record is still what they paid for Andy Tilson, inbout 1856..? You could be right , but I thought they got him from Hastings in 1066...! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 3 hours ago, Bar BS3 said: Is it right that their transfer record is still what they paid for Andy Tilson, inbout 1856..? Just past five to seven? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 I think you are all being very rude , he is having trouble opening the clasps on his wallet but once does the world is his oyster. he did say he wished his defence were as tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 bu-bu-bu UWES on it's way Trashton will be our training ground FTG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 5 hours ago, Port Said Red said: I haven't looked elsewhere, so can anyone tell me whether Dopey Darrell has started spending the large wedge that they have all been promised is available, yet? He spent it. Not sure this was the sort of "talent" Wally was expecting him to spend it on though.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finbarr_in_z Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 I rarely look at this thread but i feel this link is worth a contribution. Ladies and gentlemen i give you..... the Kuntz Memorial Stadium !! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuntz_Stadium Back to lurking now.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 16 minutes ago, finbarr_in_z said: I rarely look at this thread but i feel this link is worth a contribution. Ladies and gentlemen i give you..... the Kuntz Memorial Stadium !! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuntz_Stadium Back to lurking now.... Still looks better than Chernobyls junksite . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Has Wally sanctioned any spending yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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