RedLionLad Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 9 minutes ago, Nicki's soulmate said: This "roll reversal", how would that work exactly? Put the butter on the outside maybe? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTRFTG Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 Suddenly The Gas references appear apt. Like Lamplighters and following Miners who unearted the coal that kept the Town Gas flowing they're in the final throws of claiming the moral imperative. "I'd rather uphold the tradition of what I have than admit to the temptations of progress." And soon, like the aforementioned, they'll be confined to the pages of tattered history books. A Scargillesque Henbury Gas bewigged and clutching his hand painted, part soiled bedsheet, proclaiming "This will always be my home," as the Horfield highrises tower taller than Warboys in his prime over his shoulder. And his one remaining comrade, looking ever sheepish knowing he's betrayed both mate and cause by opting for a Mangoes season ticket. It'll make a magnificent Evil front cover. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolman Block B Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 hour ago, RedLionLad said: How would 26,000 rugby fans fit into the Memorial Stadium? They usually got that amount locked outside on matchdays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 59 minutes ago, JBFC II said: Love the 1 tier bit. Therefore if we were to go up would we suddenly be on par with the Manchester clubs and chelsea/liverpool/arsenal? Don't think so... One bad season for Man City and one good season for us and we would have a role reversal. #gaslogic 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 13 minutes ago, BS2 Red said: One bad season for Man City and one good season for us and we would have a role reversal. #gaslogic ....except that we really are having a good season...... (so far) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 25 minutes ago, BTRFTG said: Suddenly The Gas references appear apt. Like Lamplighters and following Miners who unearted the coal that kept the Town Gas flowing they're in the final throws of claiming the moral imperative. "I'd rather uphold the tradition of what I have than admit to the temptations of progress." And soon, like the aforementioned, they'll be confined to the pages of tattered history books. A Scargillesque Henbury Gas bewigged and clutching his hand painted, part soiled bedsheet, proclaiming "This will always be my home," as the Horfield highrises tower taller than Warboys in his prime over his shoulder. And his one remaining comrade, looking ever sheepish knowing he's betrayed both mate and cause by opting for a Mangoes season ticket. It'll make a magnificent Evil front cover. Wonderful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 (edited) 32 minutes ago, BTRFTG said: Suddenly The Gas references appear apt. Like Lamplighters and following Miners who unearted the coal that kept the Town Gas flowing they're in the final throws of claiming the moral imperative. "I'd rather uphold the tradition of what I have than admit to the temptations of progress." And soon, like the aforementioned, they'll be confined to the pages of tattered history books. A Scargillesque Henbury Gas bewigged and clutching his hand painted, part soiled bedsheet, proclaiming "This will always be my home," as the Horfield highrises tower taller than Warboys in his prime over his shoulder. And his one remaining comrade, looking ever sheepish knowing he's betrayed both mate and cause by opting for a Mangoes season ticket. It'll make a magnificent Evil front cover. Haha, Warboys was a long time ago. Worboys would more likely fit their setup nowadays. Edited September 18, 2018 by wendyredredrobin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie andrews Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 7 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said: Haha, Warboys was a long time ago. Worboys would more likely fit their setup nowadays. or lady boys...………. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 Post by Weeezord on 53 minutes ago "I realise our ground is a shithole before anyone gets on the defence, but have they spent any money bringing up that stand behind the goal which (last time I had any interest) looks sh**?" I realise this is an incredible reach but even still I'm really going to try reaching* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 "If we manage to build a decent stadium" = If I win the lottery this week. "They've never been able to shake us off and never will" = so they admit to being irksome and unwanted. "Thank God the rugby don't play at the Mem anymore" = We put the boot in to a fellow Bristol sports club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero Uno Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Unan said: Post by Weeezord on 53 minutes ago "I realise our ground is a shithole before anyone gets on the defence, but have they spent any money bringing up that stand behind the goal which (last time I had any interest) looks sh**?" I realise this is an incredible reach but even still I'm really going to try reaching* Shithole? Tad optimistic from the Tent Ender..........bit like saying Aleppo is slightly “run down”. Edited September 18, 2018 by Numero Uno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 This gashead has inadvertently come up with a great business idea for wally. Whilst we have two luxury hotels at the gate, they could do overnight camping visits at the mem. Imagine the Tilsons that would bring in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INCRED Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Monkeh said: Jesus, we weren’t worried about him even when we were threatened with relegation Worried that he will walk or get sacked, he’s doing a great job and sincerely hope he takes them down this season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murraysrightplum Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Ska Junkie said: There is so much wrong with that, I have no idea where to start! 'Triumph'? When was that? I must have missed it. 'Just 1 tier' maybe but in a totally different stratosphere as a club. 'Role reversal'? They wouldn't stand a chocolate fireguard in hells chance at our level and they know it. '4000' seats', that's 2,000 more than they currently have. 'Famous in Ashton'? They play in Filton you numpty. 'Silk cloth from a pig's ear'? You mean turn crap into even more crap. 'Throughout the football world'? He means the Lamb. 'Unique identity'? In what way are they unique? They're just shit! 'Worried'? What a belter! Roll reversal you mean?! When their tea lady accidentally mixes up the cheese and the ham butties in their tin pot Sunday league club house 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 And whilst we are looking at a top of the Championship game on the back of 4 straight wins, remind me of what they have tonight - Sags first team v WHU kids in the who gives a f*c* trophy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weepywall Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 I've got to be honest, I'm worried that if they keep DC they are coming for us, its keeping me awake at night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, weepywall said: I've got to be honest, I'm worried that if they keep DC they are coming for us, its keeping me awake at night. I would be more worried about the mighty mangoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, weepywall said: I've got to be honest, I'm worried that if they keep DC they are coming for us, its keeping me awake at night. What should be more terrifying to THEM is the very real prospect of Yeovil and Exeter going up when they go down. And if Plymuff manage to avoid the drop somehow, but FGR join the Glovers and Grecians, that would make the Gash the 6th most successful team in the West Country. Edited September 18, 2018 by Red-Robbo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Red-Robbo said: What should be more terrifying to THEM is the very real prospect of Yeovil and Exeter going up when they go down. And if Plymuff manage to avoid the drop somehow, but FGR join the Cobblers and Grecians, that would make the Gash the 6th most successful team in the West Country. And hopefully, the 24th most successful League 2 team. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackofromSanJavier Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Unan said: Post by Weeezord on 53 minutes ago "I realise our ground is a shithole before anyone gets on the defence, but have they spent any money bringing up that stand behind the goal which (last time I had any interest) looks sh**?" I realise this is an incredible reach but even still I'm really going to try reaching* Ohhhh maaaaan, that is such an embarrassing clutch at straws…………… he's spouting about a stand that is brick / blocks and mortar, doesn't rattle about in the wind and has around 4200 seats. So…….that's NOT metal framed () NOT canvas roofed or sided () and has a rather pleasant review on football tripper.com () AWAY FANS Away fans are housed in the sleek looking Atyeo Stand which first opened in 1994 to replace the aging terrace after the publication of the Taylor report. The single tiered construction offers unrestricted views regardless of where you are sat, and has decent levels of leg room and comfort as one would expect from a stand less than 25 years old. The "sh**" stand has 1200 more seats than the entire 4 sides of that poxy hole up North. Every day brings even more exasperation in reading their comments about us and our club. The sooner that horrible little blot on the landscape goes bust (again….you know the rest). 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 WOW! They beat West Ham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 (edited) WOW! They beat West Ham Well, West Hams children. Edited September 18, 2018 by Vincent Vega Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderingred Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 On a note of footballing solidarity, well done to them for the tiny turnout at the cabbage patch. That competition is an abomination and needs to be boycotted. Could you ever imagine a senior fixture against an under 21 side? Hideous. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 WOW! They beat West Ham To be fair, 9 of the West Ham side had to go home at half time as they've got school in the morning. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 On a note of footballing solidarity, well done to them for the tiny turnout at the cabbage patch. That competition is an abomination and needs to be boycotted. Could you ever imagine a senior fixture against an under 21 side? Hideous. Credit where it’s due, I like the way that they take the boycott so seriously that they carry it over into every match they play. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicki's soulmate Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 To be fair, 9 of the West Ham side had to go home at half time as they've got school in the morning. Their mums were waiting outside with their coats and some sweets 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 (edited) Their mums were waiting outside with their coats and some sweets A bit like Jamie Cur... Nah I'll leave it... Edited September 19, 2018 by Taz 1 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 Two sides of their 'stadium' were closed last night and just over 1,000 turned up to watch them.......meanwhile, at the Hawthorns... They're Coming For Us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 7 minutes ago, RedLionLad said: Two sides of their 'stadium' were closed last night and just over 1,000 turned up to watch them.......meanwhile, at the Hawthorns... They're Coming For Us You aren't suggesting that more fans travelled to West Brom than attended a home game are you? (That said, if we were in League 1 with that joke of a competition I wouldn't go either, so I don't blame them for boycotting). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: You aren't suggesting that more fans travelled to West Brom than attended a home game are you? (That said, if we were in League 1 with that joke of a competition I wouldn't go either, so I don't blame them for boycotting). we'd still get about 4k turn up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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