robins72 Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Hmmm.... give me a while to formulate a plan and i'll get back to you.Meanwhile, have you heard the news. Pluto is not a planet.No. Of course not.don't be daft.Pluto is a dog.Ahh Pluto the cute dog from Disney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Ahh Pluto the cute dog from Disney. Thats the one.Maybe he could help with the bank heist. <thinks> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Thats the one.Maybe he could help with the bank heist. <thinks>Aww hw could guard the money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Aww hw could guard the money Or... i could *ahem* guard the money...and he could errr.....orchestrate the escape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Mumble #1 for tonight ........ All sh1t does not smell.And Mumble #2 it's bunny eating season soon......... stew anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SteveA Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Ramdom Friday Night/any day or night mumble just aint the same without DollyDolly we need you come back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Ramdom Friday Night/any day or night mumble just aint the same without DollyDolly we need you come back! Mumble #3 ................ Yes it is.................... I don't get ya?Explain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Why, where's Dolly gone?Random Mumble whilst watching Reading on BBC3.The Rakes are poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Why, where's Dolly gone?Random Mumble whilst watching Reading on BBC3.The Rakes are poo.Shes in a cow field somewhere in devon rubbing two sticks together apparantly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Shes in a cow field somewhere in devon rubbing two sticks together apparantly Bit of a random hobby.Question is, Is Jimmy Carr on some form of Mood Enhancing Substance?And, has anyone read a book called "The Curious Incident of The Dog In The Night Time" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Bit of a random hobby.Question is, Is Jimmy Carr on some form of Mood Enhancing Substance?And, has anyone read a book called "The Curious Incident of The Dog In The Night Time"No but another random thing is a small child peed in the bank this week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 No but another random thing is a small child peed in the bank this week I am not a small child.And i couldnt wait any longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 I am not a small child.And i couldnt wait any longer.Well it was all over the floor. I have already banned dogs now children what next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Well it was all over the floor. I have already banned dogs now children what next? Are Gashead Pikeys not banned then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Are Gashead Pikeys not banned then?Unfortunately no but I may ban them wearing colours blue seems to affect my eyesight in the mornings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Unfortunately no but I may ban them wearing colours blue seems to affect my eyesight in the mornings That bright pink can't do much for the eyes either.Or the stomach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 That bright pink can't do much for the eyes either.Or the stomach.It reminds me of pepto bismal and that stuff is good for bad guts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 It reminds me of pepto bismal and that stuff is good for bad guts Pepto Bismol can cause black tongue as well. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Are Gashead Pikeys not banned then?Please tell me what is wrong with pissing on the premises of a multi-national organisation. It was my brother honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Please tell me what is wrong with pissing on the premises of a multi-national organisation. It was my brother honest Nothing but I didnt think they took it literally when they called it au de toilette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted August 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!Who missed me then?Well don't all shout at once!?!?! I indeed was in a field in Devon, although we had a gas stove and not two sticks. On the subject of peeing, (and its ok I can say this on here, as I know you wont tell anyone, and shes leaving the country in just over a week - although not over this incident)My sister peed outside the tent she was sleeping in as she couldnt be arsed to walk to the loo!!!! (And if thats not a random mumble I don't know what is) oh and DC LEAVE OFF MY BUNNIES THEY ARE NOT GOING IN A POT!!!! Did I miss much then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Please tell me what is wrong with pissing on the premises of a multi-national organisation. It was my brother honest Absolutely nothing wrong with that. Make it HSBC next time though 'cause they export jobs.Nothing but I didnt think they took it literally when they called it au de toilette Bet you take it literally now though, or have you got one of those little tree air freshners hanging up?Has anyone else noticed it takes ages to get the smell of sick of the house as well. Heavy nights man.I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!Who missed me then?Well don't all shout at once!?!?! I indeed was in a field in Devon, although we had a gas stove and not two sticks. On the subject of peeing, (and its ok I can say this on here, as I know you wont tell anyone, and shes leaving the country in just over a week - although not over this incident)My sister peed outside the tent she was sleeping in as she couldnt be arsed to walk to the loo!!!! (And if thats not a random mumble I don't know what is) oh and DC LEAVE OFF MY BUNNIES THEY ARE NOT GOING IN A POT!!!! Did I miss much then? Granted you were missed, by Dorset_Cider anyway.Bet the toilets were only a few yards away as well. Tut tut.Bunnies are very nice in stew I'm told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Simply Psychiatric test...A bathtub is filled with water, you have to empty it.To do this you have a choice of using a teaspoon, a cup or a bucket. Which do you use? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted August 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Will let you know when I get out of it in a while, or is this not a literal thing? Hang on, maybe I'm missing the point, but surely for it to be full up you would need the plug to be in....in which case couldnt you just empty it by pulling the plug out? Or am I getting this all wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Will let you know when I get out of it in a while, or is this not a literal thing? Hang on, maybe I'm missing the point, but surely for it to be full up you would need the plug to be in....in which case couldnt you just empty it by pulling the plug out? Or am I getting this all wrong? Congratulations, the immediete need for you to be sectioned has been delayed slightly.Correct Answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted August 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Yay go me!Why do blisters hurt so blooming much? and another Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Yay go me!Why do blisters hurt so blooming much? and another Because you are clearly too sober. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Because you are clearly too sober.Unlike my good self who has been out on the beer all day yay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Unlike my good self who has been out on the beer all day yay Did you fall off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Did you fall off? Yeah got leg ache now any suggestions of how to stop me legs aching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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