BS5_RED Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Blimey your on a role!!! Have you also eaten a packet of cheese and onion crisps and a pickled egg? Of course not. Savoury snacks are for Saturday night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Of course not. Savoury snacks are for Saturday night!Not even pork scratchings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS5_RED Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Not even pork scratchings? Well as its now Saturday - break out the Scotch eggs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Well as its now Saturday - break out the Scotch eggs!I remember the cheese ones as school do they still do them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 I remember the cheese ones as school do they still do them? No they've gone off now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 No they've gone off now.Boooo hissss can remember them too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted August 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Did you know you can only rip a tissue in a straight line the same way as it folds, if you try and rip it the other way it doesnt work. Honest, go try it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 and why is it you cant sneeze with your eyes open? stupid that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 and why is it you cant sneeze with your eyes open? stupid that is Especially dangerous whilst driving i might add.Makes the steering wheel messy too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 and why is it you cant sneeze with your eyes open? stupid that is I dunno if you're on a funny one or what, but apparently you sneeze bugger fast like 100 or even 1000 mph type fast and so if God had designed your eyes to be able to stay open whilst sneezing some bloody eejit would only have to give it a go and have his eyeballs prepelled across the room and oh the irony if you had someone else's eye out with it.This could all be bollox so I'm off to get me matchsticks to give it a blast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted August 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Why have I agreed to go camping today with my family and insane dog, and its chuffing raining!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Why have I agreed to go camping today with my family and insane dog, and its chuffing raining!!!!! Think of the positives Dolls, like.......................um............................err......................um.........and not to mention........................err........................ahh.........................um...............................sorry, bad luck !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Especially dangerous whilst driving i might add.Makes the steering wheel messy too.Ahem.....you are referring to sneezing yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Ahem.....you are referring to sneezing yeah? Not everyone enjoys driving as much as you Doc! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 another thing you can catch a cold easier from shaking hand than kissing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 another thing you can catch a cold easier from shaking hand than kissing.Was there research into this and how scientific is it?If not then i'll volunteer.And i don't shake hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Was there research into this and how scientific is it?If not then i'll volunteer.And i don't shake hands.Well I have to at work sometimes. DId you know you can tell alot from a persons handshake? Blooming hurts when they got a tight grip I tell you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Blooming hurts when they got a tight grip I tell you! There is a rude answer to that post somewhere, but being a good boy, I can't think of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 There is a rude answer to that post somewhere, but being a good boy, I can't think of it.Allegedly you mean!! Men tutt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Well I have to at work sometimes. DId you know you can tell alot from a persons handshake? Blooming hurts when they got a tight grip I tell you! Well is better than shaking hands like some soft queer i guess A dry, firm handshake reflects a strong personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Well is better than shaking hands like some soft queer i guess A dry, firm handshake reflects a strong personality.Yeah or brakes your fingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Yeah or brakes your fingers Bet you wouldnt mess with someone who can break your fingers just like that then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Bet you wouldnt mess with someone who can break your fingers just like that then?No but I may ban them from the bank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 No but I may ban them from the bank Ah well, who needs your money...oh wait.........Shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Ah well, who needs your money...oh wait.........Shit.Look if you want the money I just hand you over the safe keys you can help yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Look if you want the money I just hand you over the safe keys you can help yourself Meet you in Zurich in a few days then.Ciao.Marco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Meet you in Zurich in a few days then.Ciao.Marco. Que? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Que? I can see you're going to be a hell of a lot of help on the run then.Maybe i should just turn you in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 I can see you're going to be a hell of a lot of help on the run then.Maybe i should just turn you in.Thanks a bunch and I was going to give you the keys n everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Thanks a bunch and I was going to give you the keys n everything Hmmm.... give me a while to formulate a plan and i'll get back to you.Meanwhile, have you heard the news. Pluto is not a planet.No. Of course not.don't be daft.Pluto is a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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