beau45 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 My sodding UCAS form never having and bloody updates!! UCAS are ARSEWIPES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucksred Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 My sodding UCAS form never having and bloody updates!! UCAS are ARSEWIPES you have remembered to post it Vick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beau45 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 you have remembered to post it Vick? Erm yes!That does remind me though i still have something else to post though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
double-trouble Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Ok so I'm not talking big things, like chavs or granny bashers or falling out with people, but does anyone have any little obssessive things that really bug them.I'll start, my list so far isPeople leaving taps running while theyre rinsing dishesPeople going round turning lights on and not turning them offPeople who cant park, and park so far away from the kerb they need a taxi to get thereWhen you go to the cinema with someone and you offer to buy them some sweets or something and they say theyre fine, but then they spend the whole film nicking your sweets...GET YOUR OWN!People who when theyre preparing a meal, when theyve done something like chop a carrot, then sit there munching on bits of it, while theyre waiting to add the carrot (that one is the thing that drives me most mental for some reason, doesnt have to be carrot, just people picking)So come on then, I cant be the only one like this, do share!Late buses Late trains Late work colleagues Late periods - worry time again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucksred Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Erm yes!That does remind me though i still have something else to post though Blonde moment again......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted January 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Late periods - worry time again Ouch!Fingers crossed hey!(or should that be legs crossed? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fka dagest Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 When posh people/aristocrats pronounce words in defiance of conventional spelling, for example, the place where Diana's Memorial is, is spelled "Althorp", but apparently the locals call (in a posh accent) "Altrup". Much the same with Magdalen College Oxford being pronounced like "Maudalen". Also on Uni challenge they have toffs with names "Lyngby-Bessington" and they'll always pronounce it something like "Lunbye-Beesungton". Just wanted to say I think they're a bunch of ****эrs and quite annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
double-trouble Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 When posh people/aristocrats pronounce words in defiance of conventional spelling, for example, the place where Diana's Memorial is, is spelled "Althorp", but apparently the locals call (in a posh accent) "Altrup". Much the same with Magdalen College Oxford being pronounced like "Maudalen". Also on Uni challenge they have toffs with names "Lyngby-Bessington" and they'll always pronounce it something like "Lunbye-Beesungton". Just wanted to say I think they're a bunch of ****эrs and quite annoying.Is that similar to Alan Besstard when you , I and all else know the inuendo was Bast*rd .Hypocrite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fka dagest Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Is that similar to Alan Besstard when you , I and all else know the inuendo was Bast*rd .Hypocriteeh? Who's a hypocrite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Ok so I'm not talking big things, like chavs or granny bashers or falling out with people, but does anyone have any little obssessive things that really bug them.OK, I'm not writing about big things that irritate like the corrupt inbred Toffs that infest this country's legal and political system, but I get irritated by my cat walking across my computer keyboard as I'm typing. My cat 'Casper' often writes 'rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppplllllllllllll' or similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 OK, I'm not writing about big things that irritate like the corrupt inbred Toffs that infest this country's legal and political system, but I get irritated by my cat walking across my computer keyboard as I'm typing. My cat 'Casper' often writes 'rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppplllllllllllll' or similar. My cat always sits on my crutch when I need the loo in the morning!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 My cat always sits on my crutch when I need the loo in the morning!!My cat seems adamant that he could type better replies than me - I hope you don't think he's right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 My cat seems adamant that he could type better replies than me - I hope you don't think he's right. Cats are very intelligent creatures. Do you know they can sense your positive vibes?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted January 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 My cat seems adamant that he could type better replies than me - I hope you don't think he's right. My hamster sometimes tries to type on my laptop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 Practicing joing (dyslx) in ''inconsecuential (spl?) benal, conversations'' with dumbwit ####holes is my new annoyance, gotta be done though.wish me luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 Dirty Seats in some small town Football Club Stadiums! :sofa: (actually it is a bit annoying come to think about it! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BristolCity4Life84 Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 Teenage Mums. How stupid are you to get yourself pregnant. Wether it was planned or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beau45 Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 The Jeremy Kyle Show, himself and his guests! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BristolCity4Life84 Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 The Jeremy Kyle Show, himself and his guests! I`ve had the misfortune of seeing that programme when i was off college ill once and i was channel surfing. The chavs you get on there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nibor Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 Tradesmen who make appointments and don't show up.I had a day off work to sort out some renovation stuff and out of 5 different people that were supposed to be coming to quote on stuff only 1 turned up.I would have thought they wanted the work in January but I guess not. ######s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
double-trouble Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 Ok so I'm not talking big things, like chavs or granny bashers or falling out with people, but does anyone have any little obssessive things that really bug them.I'll start, my list so far isPeople leaving taps running while theyre rinsing dishesPeople going round turning lights on and not turning them offPeople who cant park, and park so far away from the kerb they need a taxi to get thereWhen you go to the cinema with someone and you offer to buy them some sweets or something and they say theyre fine, but then they spend the whole film nicking your sweets...GET YOUR OWN!People who when theyre preparing a meal, when theyve done something like chop a carrot, then sit there munching on bits of it, while theyre waiting to add the carrot (that one is the thing that drives me most mental for some reason, doesnt have to be carrot, just people picking)So come on then, I cant be the only one like this, do share!Dogs mess again outside my garden gate ,4 days running a couple of weeks ago and already 3 days in a row over the weekend . But I'm keeping an eye open for the owner , guess whats coming his way . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reliant_robin Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 I`ve had the misfortune of seeing that programme when i was off college ill once and i was channel surfing. The chavs you get on there... he never has intelligent people on his show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixion Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 Grumpy old man time……..sorry all…..but this REALLY does wind me up to the point where I considered vengeful retaliation i.e. almost wrapping a bar stool around someone’s ears last week.What annoys me - Getting repeatedly nudged and rubbed against by a (not-so) perfect stranger , every few seconds it seems (and not for the first time in this particular pub), whilst trying to enjoy a pint (and chatting footy of course) at a local last Friday.I’d simply had enough of one lad doing this, even after a polite (and friendly) reminder to him some minutes before to desist, before he did do it again – ignorance or stupid as well? - before he (and female friend) buggered off to play some slots. The bar itself was ¾ was empty (1/4 occupied anyone?). In a crowded bar I could accept small incursions of MY space, not in an empty bar though.To the lad concerned - ( in the unlikely event that you are a member of this forum) - exactly how much room do you bleedin’ well want? If you were this person (could be a possibility) if you were pi**ed or can’t handle the dish water you were drinking please consider using some of the establishments furniture to prop yourself up in future.Please note for future reference that YOUR FROTTEUERISM IS PARTICULARLY UNWELCOME!Also, if you’re the friend (of the tw*t ) that I also manhandled (in a masculine manner) and had a rant at for doing the same as him last Friday night then please accept my apologies (but don’t do it again! ).AND………………breath out, AND………………..……..relax! There, that’s better! Ix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthebling Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 1. People not letting me off of the train first before trying to clamber on.2. People saying "on a daily basis" - why say basis?! It's not needed. Just say daily!3. People not indicating on roundabouts.4. People that do not say "thanks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 Other drivers, generally.Particularly the ones keen to see my rear numberplate from up close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reliant_robin Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 Late buses Late trains Late work colleagues Late periods - worry time again hard faced cashiers who work in places like herons and the like.too much banter.customers waiting. change being thrust into your hand.if i was their manager? id be a bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BristolCity4Life84 Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 Kate Nash. Try singing properly rather than stumbling your way through the song in your mockney accent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyderman Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 People who start a list by saying 'a: blah blah blah' and then don't say a "b" before their next sentence.People who say things like 'at this pacific moment'. IT'S SPECIFIC!!!People who think that every TV show they like is the best thing ever, and they have to quote it all the time, and join a million groups on facebook about it, and call you a retard if you're not such a massive fan as they are (Scrubs, Family Guy good examples of this0'We'll go round the room, everyone say their name and [insert completely inane and totally pointless fact about oneself]' AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 People who start a list by saying 'a: blah blah blah' and then don't say a "b" before their next sentence.People who say things like 'at this pacific moment'. IT'S SPECIFIC!!!People who think that every TV show they like is the best thing ever, and they have to quote it all the time, and join a million groups on facebook about it, and call you a retard if you're not such a massive fan as they are (Scrubs, Family Guy good examples of this0'We'll go round the room, everyone say their name and [insert completely inane and totally pointless fact about oneself]' AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!UNLESS ones talking about the Pacific, sorry cant be more specific..ie: "At this Pacific moment its decreasing in size" :The Pacific contains about 25,000 islands (more than the total number in the rest of the world's oceans combined), the majority of which are found south of the equator.The Pacific Ocean is currently shrinking from plate tectonics, while the Atlantic Ocean is increasing in size.PS.. People who routinely add "........blah, blah, blah" to the end of a spoken sentence when describing or dismissing someone elses point of view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fka dagest Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 nOT BEING ABLE TO TYPE AND WRITING A WHOLE BLOODY SENTENCE IN CAPS. And then having to re-write it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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