alexrusselsboot Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 When you get a spot at a time when you least need it.When you cant find a Christmas present that someone really wants, but everywhere is sold out!Sounds like both of these have happened to you recently Dolly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 When you get a spot at a time when you least need it.When you cant find a Christmas present that someone really wants, but everywhere is sold out!OMG NO!!! you don't mean you've been filmed or photographed by the media on days when yer City 'Get Spotted' Shirt was in the wash do ya? how many points would that have been worth? ... blimey sods law eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 People who assume.ahh, I'm glad I spotted the avatar, as you live & work in Bournemouth I'm sure you wont mind letting me know who's doing next years Summer Season Show on the pier, of course you'll know this year it was Simmons & Simmons, presumably it'll be no problem at all for you to find out who's booked for 2008... cheers mate. ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Dazzler Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 TV contestants who applaud themselves, think that this annoying habit started on Family Fortunes and has continued and got much worse with programmes like Deal or no Deal, Millionaire etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giles_23_bcfc Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 People who go outside for a fag when at the pub, then come back in and moan saying "its bloody cold out there!"DON'T F00KING GO OUT THERE THEN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BristolCity4Life84 Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 People who assume. My motto is.. "Assumption is the mother of all ######ups" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beau45 Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Planks on the phone at O2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giles_23_bcfc Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 My motto is.. "Assumption is the mother of all ######ups" mine is:"you know what happens when you assume things...You make an ass out of you and me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nibor Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Gas companies who randomly decide to triple your monthly direct debit to £150 without telling you just because you're not home to their meter readers who only call during office hours and they estimated your usage to be triple what it was the previous year for some unknown reason. And then don't apologise when you call them and sit through 15 minutes of ###### recordings to point out their mistake, and who don't train their dumbass call centre staff on what a complaints policy is.EDF are a pile of ****. If it wasn't for the nectar points I swear.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 People who go to the supermarket for a chat with their mates, or to just dawdle about, and then stop, leaving their trolley in the middle of the aisle making it nigh on impossible for anyone else to get round.People who start kissing and cuddling in the supermarket, get a room!!!!Or people who wont answer the phone when you really need them too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Women who say 'I don't care' when they ###### well do care.Driving intructors who shout at you rather then just pointed out the mistake, then tell you it was a great lesson. Why bloody shout and make it look worse?!Amazon charging £5 p+p on books. (www.play.com FREE AND FAST DELIVERY) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fka dagest Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 My neatly stacked washing-up crashing down because I placed one to many mugs on the pile.It turns me into that woman on TV who's a bag of nerves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucksred Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Bloody pushbikes, lycra clad morons who use themMobile ghetto blasters on wheels, no I don't want to fckn hear the latest shite dance/rap/r n b cr@p ta.Middle lane bimblersCaravansPoliticians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waffleflap Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Midgets on mini motos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Rollason Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 lots of love for cyclists out there then :noexpression: of which, contrary to being called saab driver, i am one i don't jump lights, ride on pavements , i overtake traffic not under and am always courteous honest!!! and all you car drivers remember most of us ride safely so don't lump us all together. anyway,even though i'm a cyclist......1, people who ride at night with no lights....... :noexpression: 2, jump lights, its just annoying everyone and giving the rest of us a bad rep ( see rest of thresd)and..people who drive 4x4s in town...why???? block roads pavements zebra crossings park on brows of hills bring traffic to a halt- so their children can walk 20cm less to schoolspeed in built up areas - moronspark across drop kerbsdon't know how wide their cars are racing drivers and tennis players who say " we" when refering to a performance" ( we did a great job out there")indian call centres ( sorry but its true, as soon as i realise i'm in one i get in a total p i s s )the voice of the woman who does the travel on five live. gotta go to work now.ooo yeah... Kayleigh by Marillion god i hate that song. :sofa: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giles_23_bcfc Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 indian call centres ( sorry but its true, as soon as i realise i'm in one i get in a total p i s s )i always hang up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bcfc3660 Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Things that annoy me.Jeremy Kyle When i go to get the cloth to wipe the sides down in the kitchen and the wife has left it in the bowl all night and there is about 4 inches of cold dirty dish water in there. There is always a knife in there with butter on it. don't LEAVE THE CLOTH IN THE BOWL!!!People who fail to indicate when driving.People who walk there dogs on public land and watch there dogs crap and walk off without picking it up.When you see English footie fans drinking abroad and when they see the camera on them they always hold up a half drank pint of larger in the air and make the traditional YYEEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!! noise as if to say look how much i have drank.When you pick up the Newspaper and the headline is about some Big Brother contestant was seen shopping and at the same time our boys are getting shot and blown up in the middle east which gets the smallest amount of coverage on page 8 under a large picture of wayne rooneys misses.Sorry i have to go. My eye is twitching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Things that annoy me.Jeremy Kyle When i go to get the cloth to wipe the sides down in the kitchen and the wife has left it in the bowl all night and there is about 4 inches of cold dirty dish water in there. There is always a knife in there with butter on it. don't LEAVE THE CLOTH IN THE BOWL!!!People who fail to indicate when driving.People who walk there dogs on public land and watch there dogs crap and walk off without picking it up.When you see English footie fans drinking abroad and when they see the camera on them they always hold up a half drank pint of larger in the air and make the traditional YYEEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!! noise as if to say look how much i have drank.When you pick up the Newspaper and the headline is about some Big Brother contestant was seen shopping and at the same time our boys are getting shot and blown up in the middle east which gets the smallest amount of coverage on page 8 under a large picture of wayne rooneys misses.Sorry i have to go. My eye is twitchingworms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bcfc3660 Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 :noexpression: Maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fka dagest Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 Inspired by a song I heard today...Songs, TV programmes and general chit-chat about London by Londoners and others who assume we all love London.I'm not interested. And Londoners who think that London is England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
double-trouble Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 Ok so I'm not talking big things, like chavs or granny bashers or falling out with people, but does anyone have any little obssessive things that really bug them.I'll start, my list so far isPeople leaving taps running while theyre rinsing dishesPeople going round turning lights on and not turning them offPeople who cant park, and park so far away from the kerb they need a taxi to get thereWhen you go to the cinema with someone and you offer to buy them some sweets or something and they say theyre fine, but then they spend the whole film nicking your sweets...GET YOUR OWN!People who when theyre preparing a meal, when theyve done something like chop a carrot, then sit there munching on bits of it, while theyre waiting to add the carrot (that one is the thing that drives me most mental for some reason, doesnt have to be carrot, just people picking)So come on then, I cant be the only one like this, do share!Living up north ( its grim up there ) in an area that seems set aside for half this nations pensioners ,there seems to have been an upsurge in the scooters they use ( mobility dodgems ) on the road .Councils spend thousands and thousands of pounds a year putting low level kerbs in for these to help our old and disabled at the ends of roads , and these folk decide to play with the traffic .You would have thought they' would have been taught when younger not to go onto the road .They cause jams ( I've seen them at traffic lights ) , they cause concern for drivers and I've even seen someone tie dogs to them as they trudge along .Do they need a licence to go on the road like other drivers . Prob . notBloody dangerous and annoying . No not the pensioners , the scooters . I'm half way and more to being a pensioner and not far off looking for a model myself .What do you think ?? Go on , go on ...yes go on say I'm aegist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eamer Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 - High School Musical.- Posh little rich girls.- People who don't indicate off roundabouts.- Lorrys who try to overtake three other lorries all at once making everyone else using the outside lane to go round them.- People who don't move out to the middle lane to let others onto the motorway.- Kids who play their music out loud off their phone because they can't afford headphones.- People buying crappy accessories for their crappy cars. Tinting the windows of their Saxo. WHOA!- Heelys trainers.- People who walk really slowly in somewhere like say... the mall and you're stuck behind them for ages.- THE WOMAN COMMENTATOR ON MATCH OF THE DAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 Pavement cyclists.People who wait for a bus for 20 mins then spend 5 mins rummaging for change when they get on.Slow people in groups taking up the whole width of the pavement.Adverts on telly.Local television.Automated phone linesCold callersMy cats kicking turds out of the litter tray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 Frost on cars!!!(When its 2 inches thick and refuses to budge!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 Frost on cars!!!(When its 2 inches thick and refuses to budge!)Frost 2 inches thick!? thats not ice, dolls, that your windscreen you're trying to remove! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nibor Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 - People who don't move out to the middle lane to let others onto the motorway.I hate people who do. It's extremely bad driving.Changing lanes near junctions is one of the biggest causes of motorway accidents.All that is necessary is altering your speed properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 Early saturday evening TV - complete rubbish on both main stations. No talent people like Ant and Dec or some camp bloke presenting a tacky game show or hosting rubbish 'reality' or celeb shows. Thank god for Sky Sports and the Discovery channels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 Frost 2 inches thick!?thats not ice, dolls, that your windscreen you're trying to remove! Sorry PEDANT! :tongue: Trust me, ive been away and not driven the car for a few days, went out this morning, and I had one layer of ice that came off easily, and then another layer underneath that just would not budge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldandy Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 glitter! on cards and when the kids in school use it and it ends up everywhere i normally come out sparkling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 I hate people who do. It's extremely bad driving.Changing lanes near junctions is one of the biggest causes of motorway accidents.All that is necessary is altering your speed properly.People who slow down on motorways when merging with traffic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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