Rudolf Hucker

He meant "sanitary" because Ashton Gate is clean, comfortable, well kept and professionally managed; the polar opposite of the Memorial Ground. Our pitch is like a billiard table too - despite hosting both football and rugby (I thought that they told us our pitch would suffer with both teams using it?). Theirs is unfit for league football despite only the first team using it once each fortnight (they don't get involved in cup competitions so it's hardly overused). Even using the tactic of keeping the ball in the air does nothing to prevent the ground cutting up. I know which ground I'd prefer. So does @Jarman but he can't bring himself to admit it. If "old fashioned terracing" is so desirable, why do all 15ers crave a new ground? Clue: because they've succeeded in turning an old fashioned rugby ground into a practically uninhabitable (judging by their attendances) crock of shit.

It's Grimsby that deserve our scorn for taking just 2000 fans to a Wembley final.

Despite being far from capacity today, the Memorial Ground (to give it its correct title, because a stadium it isn't) is 100% full of shit.

Yep. 9380 (700 cuddly lickle shrews). The 15ers are clearly so much better supported than Huddersfield.

Ok then. Tosser.

"Siblings" is most often used to describe one's brothers and sisters (rather than one's own children). I suppose you may also be referring to your girlfriend?

Clubs which enter administration automatically incur a 10 point deduction. Were that to happen this season, it could put them into a relegation scrap (although with their deadline day signings it may actually drop them from a playoff spot to merely mid-table ). If it happened next season it would mean they'd probably only be nailed on for second place. To give Darwin's work its full title: "The Theory of Evolution ( these things take time)"

Do they make hand driers that blow hot air? Wow. We should get some at AG.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Championship ready hand driers. If I had to dry my hands under that, I'd have to wash them again.

Yeovil and Eastleigh probably pay.

Sainsburys

He did say "these things take time".

Looks like one I know, but it's actually one of their shirts.

@Aizoon clearly you've trained Horace well Russgas Moderator Moderator Failure is the best teacher in the world. Winning is a trophy, failing is an education. Posts: 1,971 Member is Online Posting Level Next Level in 1029 posts 5 minutes ago Quote Post by Russgas on 5 minutes ago Threads merged. I was awoken last night by four Bristol city fans playing football in the street with a hedgehog, I was absolutely disgusted and about to call the RSPCA, when the Hedgehog went 1-0 up.

I heard him say on last Thursday's 20man programme that he'd be "really angry" if he failed to bring in the two players he was after. Wonder whom he'll be angry at?

Frankly I'm amazed that the Jordanians wanted a Rabbi

There are ships ...

In fairness, if I were a 15er i don't think I'd rush to accept such a welcoming invitation!

S-s-sell the Mememorial Stadium, Granville?

8,021 Doncaster United fans (less 693 of the best loved yet hard done away supporters in the land)

When they used "find my phone" to um find the phone, presumably the app responded "It's in his pants"? Apple technology is wonderful. Perhaps Omega need to develop a "Which of you Gashead bastards has nicked my watch" app?

That'll be the same Chelsea that were knocked out of the League Cup at the same semi final stage as we were?! Poor old Wael - not having a great season is he? Still, these things take time.

I sang along to this for a year. Can't think why? Still brings back very happy memories1

Are we out of the promotion race then? Until we are they’ll continue to feel the pain!

26 April 1986, Rovers drew 1–1 with Chesterfield in front of just 3,576 spectators meaning that their attendance has grown by well over 100% in the intervening 32 years. From very few to few. That's progress.