WessexPest

But like I say, once you dragged your rotting carcasses back to the city we quickly rectified that poor record. And re: Mr. Beadle, he came back to haunt you big style in a later derby - to date the last league one were you good enough to play us. He was sensational that night and changed the game after Gash thug Robbie Pathetic crocked Lee Peacock. I worked with a Slaggie in Yorks at the time and it ruined his Xmas, not helped by me singing “Watch out, Beadle’s about” every time I bumped into him in the corridor.

Didn’t have a great record there but it certainly wasn’t because of the 47 mute swans in the “Popular Side” (an oxymoron if ever there was one!) However, once you were ensconced in the Pisspoorial we quickly took you apart three times there inside a calendar year.

Yes, I remember that laughable “Welcome to Hell” banner and the intimidating sound of Gash footsteps trudging away from the ground as we knocked in a fourth goal at Trumpton. As for the Pisspoorial, I posted some comments last season after games where various away fans had commented how dead your slag heap was. Scroll back and take a look. Oh, and by the way, one Bristol club had an impressive display of limbs after their last-gasp winner in Sarf London the last seven days with no empty seats visible - and it wasn’t you.

Keep your very short stick in your pants, ta muchly. If we are a “soulless corporate entity”, that is blooding our own players and selling the cream of the crop on for massive profits, ergo ensuring sustainability, while the Rent Boys get passed like a used w**k sock to another charlatan whose “wealth” is small potatoes (possibly literally) and are managed by a truly horrible waste of skin - then all good.

Mate, it’s “Rover’s”.

Nah, NP is simply cantankerous by nature.

Why did he “have to”? Clearly not due to lack of availability - did he once post something on A$$hat that wasn’t unalloyed praise for the club, its owners and Sharton, and worried he’d be set upon if he showed his face?

That is an abysmal following. Utterly pants.

Stat attack - the Mem Rats haven’t scored a single goal in this competition in the 2020s. ?

Surely that Gash crowd pic must’ve been taken a half hour before kick off? That’s dreadful!

City power through, Rent Boys out. Good nights work! ?

A friend of a friend of a friend is a tattooist. He told the artist what he wanted and when asked where, yanked down his kecks, pointed to his posterior and said “Print THAT bastard.”

Well they’ve not been in the second tier since 1993, but last time we were in same division as the skanks was 2000-01.

More to the point - surely even the densest, most inbred Slag knows their team name doesn’t contain an apostrophe! Perhaps that’s why they’ve got “City” on the sleeves of their shirts now - can’t go wrong with just four letters. Expand it out, and it could be a teachable moment about where to use and omit apostrophes:- e.g. “Bristol Rovers haven’t been good enough to compete in Bristol City’s division since the early 2000s.”

Rover’s till I die is what Darrell has tattooed on his arse.

Well, he got the “absolute” and “end” parts right…

I don’t doubt that’s closer to reality but according to the BBC website:-

Official attendance - 27,000?!? That’s more than the Man Utd and both Man City games. Indeed, that’s more than seats available given the netting at the front of the Atyeo. For that to be accurate PNE would have had to sell out their stand. I know it was officially a sellout but I cannot believe there were that many at the game!

Prowed comes before a fall…

It will be remarkable if Wrectum don’t, quite frankly, with all the resources they have at their disposal. But I’m still going to cherish every time they fall flat on their faces. I absolutely detest them and the media love-in that goes along with this tawdry tale. I live in the States and I nearly put my foot through the Telly on fixture release day when I happened to turn on ESPN and they were talking about…guess which EFL club?

Delighted to see this contemporary circus get a right pasting today, even if it was against a club who are only marginally less objectionable. Have it, Boyos.

I used to get the train up from Falmouth to City games when I was a student and it felt like it took forever and a day, Lanterne. Sat there listening to Weezer, Suede and Smashing Pumpkins on my Walkman. ?

Nice one Melksham Town, winners on the Isle of Wight. And in a “Me Derby”, Falmouth Town (location of my alma mater) defeated Exmouth Town (where my Nan and Gramps lived and I spent many a summer holiday). My hometown team, Devizes, don’t seem to compete in the Cup any more - they must consider it beneath them…

Wait until they see their new mascot, @Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan