Fiale Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 When all is said and done... it makes good toast ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superjack Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 TV presenters that say, "See you next time" at the end of a programme. No, you won't. You will see a camera. Just like you are seeing now. You ****ing bellend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Workmen who do jobs in my house, promise to take all their rubbish away with them, and then don't! Leaving me to do a tip run! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craven arms Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Going to my local B&Q or Wickes for something only to be told we don't that item but you can try are Cribbs Causeway store........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superjack Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Supermarket checkout staff that feel the need to comment on your purchases. Yes, I do indeed have enough alcohol to kill several elephants, but whether I am 'having a party' or not is none of your ****ing business. And no, I don't have a nectar card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superjack Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 People who ask for a 'taster' of about six different ales in a pub and then proceed to buy half a frickin' pint!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Cold sores Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 On 3/19/2016 at 12:29, Portred said: My wife. I don't know - she's not ALL bad. Uncle TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 15 hours ago, Superjack said: People who ask for a 'taster' of about six different ales in a pub and then proceed to buy half a frickin' pint!! And pay by card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 17 hours ago, Superjack said: Supermarket checkout staff that feel the need to comment on your purchases. Yes, I do indeed have enough alcohol to kill several elephants, but whether I am 'having a party' or not is none of your ****ing business. And no, I don't have a nectar card. Remember Caroline Aherne on The Fast Show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superjack Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 27 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: Remember Caroline Aherne on The Fast Show? Yep, that did cross my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 On 21/03/2016 at 17:27, Dollymarie said: Workmen who do jobs in my house, promise to take all their rubbish away with them, and then don't! Leaving me to do a tip run! We had some builders do an extension into our garden to make the kitchen/back room larger. As we were living in it at the time we went with a contractor that said they would leave the site cleaned up everynight, put stuff away and clear away materials debris... they were a little more expensive than 2 other quotes, but the fact they had this clear "mission statement" thing in their sales guff made us go with them.. can't think of one day they actually cleared / tided up, even our plates/cups/dishes they used for drinks/lunch/breakfast were just lieng around dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 ....just had an allergic hate filled moment during a TV ad break.... HARIBO f'king sweet ads, where adults voices are dubbed by annoying little kid voices... Whoever thought this would be a good idea probably drives a Sinclair C5.. .. Argghh hate these ads, I'm surprised I haven't mention my aversion to child voiceover Haribo ads before ...and if I have then I can't say I'm surprised! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 People who don't have the ******* courtesy to text back. If you're not interested in speaking to me then grow a pair and ******* say so rather than blanking me. This really ******* gets to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superjack Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 30 minutes ago, OddBallJim said: People who don't have the ******* courtesy to text back. If you're not interested in speaking to me then grow a pair and ******* say so rather than blanking me. This really ******* gets to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superjack Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 Developing a sudden allergy to prawns and possibly mussels, consequently preventing me from risking any form of shellfish and condemning the sea for me to be a purveyor of only the blandest sustenance. **** you, allergy. **** you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 When you take a shit and somehow the splatter from your toilet torpedo is disproportionately large, leading to excessive toilet roll usage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotham Brow Red Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 People that block pavements chatting ....(move to the side you bleeding @&#@%&) Peanuts Keith Lemon Go Compare ads White wine Donald Trump ...just a few things from a,list of thousands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotham Brow Red Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 On 23/03/2016 at 21:59, OddBallJim said: When you take a shit and somehow the splatter from your toilet torpedo is disproportionately large, leading to excessive toilet roll usage! Bloody murder that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 On 25/01/2016 at 22:05, Barry Sheene said: Jury service. Summonsed by law to go to crown court every day only to be sent home early daily and then released after two weeks of sheer boredom without even getting into a courtroom. It upsets your employer and the paperwork to claim you earnings back is a nightmare You will only understand this if you ever been unfortunate enough to be summonsed . Two of the best fortnight's of my life. Was still paid full by my then-employer, made "jury friends" and went out pubbing in very pleasant Kingston-upon-Thames with them. Often released early or had days off - not required at work (my position had been backfilled to cover my absence) so had some lovely hot summer days off. Oh and heard two short cases, convicting two wazzocks who were so obviously guilty it was a waste of everyone's time to give them the right to a jury hearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 On Wednesday, March 23, 2016 at 21:59, OddBallJim said: When you take a shit and somehow the splatter from your toilet torpedo is disproportionately large, leading to excessive toilet roll usage! Bum cigars are always so much bigger and splatterier than imagined by the launchee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 53 minutes ago, Red-Robbo said: Two of the best fortnight's of my life. Was still paid full by my then-employer, made "jury friends" and went out pubbing in very pleasant Kingston-upon-Thames with them. Often released early or had days off - not required at work (my position had been backfilled to cover my absence) so had some lovely hot summer days off. Oh and heard two short cases, convicting two wazzocks who were so obviously guilty it was a waste of everyone's time to give them the right to a jury hearing. Their eyes were too close together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howey_ducky Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 Couples or groups of people who don't show courtesy and move into single file when walking past people on narrow paths. Lately it tends to be Spanish people around North Street. I've had enough now, i'll move over but i'm not going to walk in the road for you ignorant people. If you're not going to move at all then i'm dropping the shoulder, it's pathetic and my missus hates it when I resort to these actions but i've had enough. Show some respect to others and be polite, otherwise i'm gonna knock your shopping out of your hand or barge you into your 3 mates who are walking abreast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 3 hours ago, Aizoon said: Their eyes were too close together? They weren't from Gloucester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 5 hours ago, Red-Robbo said: They weren't from Gloucester. They were off the estate I expect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 All morons. Uncle TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Bill Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 On 3/20/2016 at 16:44, Superjack said: TV presenters that say, "See you next time" at the end of a programme. No, you won't. You will see a camera. Just like you are seeing now. You ****ing bellend. And presenters who say something like "its good to have you with us". As if they care. Their only listeners could be Crippen and Vlad the Impaler for all they know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 32 minutes ago, Red Bill said: And presenters who say something like "its good to have you with us". As if they care. Their only listeners could be Crippen and Vlad the Impaler for all they know. I wonder which programme Crippen and Vlad the Impaler would watch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Bill Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Aizoon said: I wonder which programme Crippen and Vlad the Impaler would watch? X Factor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin25 Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 On 3/16/2016 at 02:01, Taxi for Rennie said: You OK mate? Uncle TFR Yes mate, I am. :laugh: But sometimes, I hate to believe that I look gorgeous in my attire when personally, I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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