Dollymarie Posted June 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 No you fool Dolly........... you will give birth to a baby watermelon and boy is that going to smart girl Owwwwwwww!!!And I was planning on having kids one day as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Owwwwwwww!!!And I was planning on having kids one day as well Fruit & Veg costs less in the longrun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Always out pace the fastest swimmer in the pool (before you got in that is)It's fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey_BCFC Posted June 17, 2006 Report Share Posted June 17, 2006 What do news readers talk about when theyve finished and the bulletin is ending?Watch the film Anchorman. Not only will you get your answer but you will have watched the greatest comedy film ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bcfcjake Posted June 17, 2006 Report Share Posted June 17, 2006 Watch the film Anchorman. Not only will you get your answer but you will have watched the greatest comedy film ever i know someone who dropped an anchor in his pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 i know someone who dropped an anchor in his pants I'd like to catch the little get that dropped an anchor in the swimming pool again tonight, we all had to get out of the pool, the same person as last Friday I'd guess.... as the same thing happend last week etc.Jim Morrison of the Doors sang 'People are strange' ....... he must have known eh?Random thought tonight Matthew............. Cheese Straws, do not contain straw and are pretty much rubbish at drawing up drinks by sucking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Is my hearing going to return to normal any time soon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucksred Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Is my hearing going to return to normal any time soon?Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???? Its bloody Take That you saw not Motorhead, Dolls c'mon!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???? Its bloody Take That you saw not Motorhead, Dolls c'mon!!!!! youve obviously never experienced 70,000 screaming hysterical women then. And the roof was on at the millennium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucksred Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 youve obviously never experienced 70,000 screaming hysterical women then. And the roof was on at the millennium.pah!! 100,000 screaming metal heads at Buns n Toasties and the mighty Maiden at Donington I should say so granted it cant match Wales for failures........whats a roof???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 whats a roof???? Tis where they hung some of the lights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 youve obviously never experienced 70,000 screaming hysterical women then. And the roof was on at the millennium.Twas 60k actually probably 50k Welsh we were surrounded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 its 1.27. And its really warm.Milk anyone while I'm up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 Milk anyone while I'm up?Thanks anyway Browner, but my udders are aching from all the err... milking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 Thanks anyway Browner, but my udders are aching from all the err... milking. Oh dear God.Goats milk, funking brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bcfcjake Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 Oh dear God.Goats milk, funking brilliant. has anyone milked a hippo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 Oh dear God.Goats milk, funking brilliant. Hey don't knock it........... goats milk makes very nice cheese! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Hey don't knock it........... goats milk makes very nice cheese!There's a filthy joke in there somewhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Will the humidity ever stop of an evening?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Will the humidity ever stop of an evening??Will pi ever be better than 22 over 7?Listening to 'Lean on me' by Bill Withers. What an appropriate and wonderful track. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Will pi ever be better than 22 over 7?Listening to 'Lean on me' by Bill Withers. What an appropriate and wonderful track. But wouldnt you squash someone if you lent on them for too long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 But wouldnt you squash someone if you lent on them for too long? I wouldn't, cos I'm a tin ribs. You might however with your fat arse! OK, now I am JOKING my friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 I wouldn't, cos I'm a tin ribs. You might however with your fat arse! OK, now I am JOKING my friend Ok now your talking out your bum I would have said you were more the lion than the tin man to be honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Ok now your talking out your bum I would have said you were more the lion than the tin man to be honest Now you have the advantage..cos Google is crap and I can't remember who needed what.Solar eclipse tonight, did you see it buddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Now you have the advantage..cos Google is crap and I can't remember who needed what.Solar eclipse tonight, did you see it buddy? Yeah as I was bending over to get the washing in. Why were you peeking from the tree again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Yeah as I was bending over to get the washing in. Why were you peeking from the tree again?No...from Australia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 No...from Australia WIth your digaree doo again! THought I heard wind from somewhere It was a westerly wind I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Where did my new ickle hamsters tail go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 This staying in malarkey in an attempt at conquering the demon is ok, a little bit non eventful but ok. Beddy byes soon and then a whole new day of work ahead. Grand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 This staying in malarkey in an attempt at conquering the demon is ok, a little bit non eventful but ok. Beddy byes soon and then a whole new day of work ahead. Grand.E=MC2Porcupines............... do not contain Pork......... or porc and are not made of pine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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