Dorset_Cider Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 DAB................. stands for digital and bollocks?At that price for a radio it does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Rocker Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 DAB................. stands for digital and bollocks?I think you'll find it has something to do with sherbert dibdabs. Hope this helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Declinin numbers at an even rateAt the count of one we both accelerateMy stingray is light the slicks are startin to spinBut the four-thirteens really diggen inGotta be cool now power shift here we goSuperstock dodge is winding out in lowBut my fuel injected stingrays really startin to goI'm gettin the traction I'm ridin the clutchMy pressure plates burnin that machines too much ah the mention of the Beach Boys was just too much so I had to do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 So who else is having a bored friday night? Just me? Ho hum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 I had a work do to go to, whereupon I stayed sober and watched the teachers get drunk, the reason I am sober? I have to work all weekend!!!!Plus I am seriously mourning the passing of sweet little Toto from "big cat week" on the BBC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Still up, no good though.... REPEAT: I WILL BE UP AT 4......I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4an oh bollox 'have fallen for a girl completely inappropriate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Still up, no good though.... REPEAT: I WILL BE UP AT 4......I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4I WILL BE UP AT 4an oh bollox 'have fallen for a girl completely inappropriate...WTFiGO!?! ......... WTFiGO!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 I'm feeling rather sick since Dolls has informed me Ive been drinking recycyled water for years which has been previously used down the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 As I told her, where did she think it came from, theres only so much water on the planet, ok so its been cleaned and everything but TECHNICALLY its recycled from erm "other sources" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 As I told her, where did she think it came from, theres only so much water on the planet, ok so its been cleaned and everything but TECHNICALLY its recycled from erm "other sources" Ok enough information its bottled water for me from now on or am I drinking urine there too? what about rain water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Bottled comes from a spring or underground source.Ok water cycle talk coming up, anyone who doesnt wish to know please skip this post.Water falls from the sky and goes into rivers, how does it get in the sky? well it evaporates and rises up to form clouds which then travel across the land and then when they cant go any further because theyre too heavy then they dump the water on the land in the form of rain.Then, the water runs into rivers and sometimes underground, so yes techincally the bottled water is wee wee too cos it all gets mixed up eventually they just purify it a bit extra.So HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Bottled comes from a spring or underground source.Ok water cycle talk coming up, anyone who doesnt wish to know please skip this post.Water falls from the sky and goes into rivers, how does it get in the sky? well it evaporates and rises up to form clouds which then travel across the land and then when they cant go any further because theyre too heavy then they dump the water on the land in the form of rain.Then, the water runs into rivers and sometimes underground, so yes techincally the bottled water is wee wee too cos it all gets mixed up eventually they just purify it a bit extra.So HA!Ewwwwww thats put me right off no wonder I drink squash to take the taste away. Or there was a time my brother made me a drink of orange in a glass expect it was squash and I nearly chocked cos there was no water in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 But the orange tree needs water, and where do you think that water came from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 But the orange tree needs water, and where do you think that water came from? Ok ok enough now. Next you will be telling me that theres wee wee in coca cola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Well coke is part water............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Well coke is part water............. What about neat vodka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 What about neat vodka Well I thought you had me on this one, but then I looked up the ingredients of vodka and found this Vodka is a colorless, neutral-tasting spirit distilled from grainHow did the grain grow?????HA beat ya againMe - Winner You - LOSER!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Well I thought you had me on this one, but then I looked up the ingredients of vodka and found this Vodka is a colorless, neutral-tasting spirit distilled from grain How did the grain grow?????HA beat ya again Me - Winner You - LOSER!!!!So what alcohol is safe to drink then????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 We might as well just kill ourselves now, least we had a giggle before wee went hey, sorry I mean WE.LOSER!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 We might as well just kill ourselves now, least we had a giggle before wee went hey, sorry I mean WE.LOSER!!!! I will ecaxt my revenge on you tomorrow ok Missy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Drank some more watered down wee wee today. Will it kill me?? Ive had a bit of a dodgy stomach today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Drank some more watered down wee wee today. Will it kill me?? Ive had a bit of a dodgy stomach today Yeah yer doomed DOOMED I tell ya, but hey at least we can die safe in the knowledge that weve had a bath in the same water as Scotty has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Yeah yer doomed DOOMED I tell ya, but hey at least we can die safe in the knowledge that weve had a bath in the same water as Scotty has.Mother of God!!! What a terrifying thought. It really is time for therapy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Yeah yer doomed DOOMED I tell ya, but hey at least we can die safe in the knowledge that weve had a bath in the same water as Scotty has.Ohhh didnt think that did he wee in it though?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 The water consumed by Londoners has previously passed through at least 8 other Londoners. In Bristol it's probably just one or two, and luckily enough probably not Londoners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Did you know hamsters can swim, I only discovered this by accident when my hammie decided to kamikaze himself off my shoulder and onto the worktop where he then promptly plopped into my washing up bowl, he did a hamster (doggy) paddle while I was frantically trying to scoop him out, and then I got a nip for my troubles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Did you know hamsters can swim, I only discovered this by accident when my hammie decided to kamikaze himself off my shoulder and onto the worktop where he then promptly plopped into my washing up bowl, he did a hamster (doggy) paddle while I was frantically trying to scoop him out, and then I got a nip for my troubles.Next time, hold him under for 2 or 3 hours, see whather he can hold his breath! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Did you know hamsters can swim, I only discovered this by accident when my hammie decided to kamikaze himself off my shoulder and onto the worktop where he then promptly plopped into my washing up bowl, he did a hamster (doggy) paddle while I was frantically trying to scoop him out, and then I got a nip for my troubles.Ah, treating the hamster mean to keep em clean eh Next time, hold him under for 2 or 3 hours, see whather he can hold his breath!Hey Dr, I tried that with a fish once but I got bloody bored in the end.Fact.......... fish must have really big lungs (look I know it's gills but it would spoil any humour in the post)Random Friday Night mumble...... tonight isIs it true that only the good die young? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 That would depend what you class as good.Mother Theresa was good but she lived til she was bloody old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 That would depend what you class as good.Mother Theresa was good but she lived til she was bloody old! Yes, but Mother Theresa didn't drink London tap water did she. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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