BS4 on Tour...

Up by 9am the morning after your birthday Major?! I’d have thought you’d still be passed out in the bogs at Chasers ... ???

I don’t recall Windass scoring from an overhead kick ...

Yep - if they go up they’ll spend the summer spouting off about how they will soon be the top club in Bristol and then the fixture lists will be published and they’ll realise they will probably have to get past the likes of Sheffield Wednesday, Charlton, Bolton, Pompey, Sunderland, Barnsley and Derby before they can even contemplate getting close to our level ... sad, deluded souls in da famous quarterz ... they once believed they were suddenly the sixth richest club in English football, where did it all go wrong?! ????

That’s what she said ... ? - were you the other side of the wall with a glass against your ear?! ???

Yessss! Someone who knows how to spell ‘Nahki’ ... ??????

No problem chief - they’ve got quite a few players on loan haven’t they? So their ‘promotion heroes’ would soon bugger off back to better clubs if they go up, leaving them sparse, exposed and as vulnerable as ever ... shame ????

Haven’t they got those two young centre backs on loan though? From Cardiff and Stoke? So they aren’t their own players anyway? I could be wrong ...

No need to apologise sticks - it’s probably better for this fixture to be on a bank holiday than a Tuesday evening - I remember when a reporter travelled with around 19 Exeter fans as they followed their team to Darlington for a midweek fixture - proper loyalty ...

Allegedly Mel Morris insisted on using drones to observe NP’s training sessions from afar - Nigel obviously objected to this and was suspended due to his protestations on the matter ...

That’s a hell of a journey for the mackems but they’ll only be travelling ‘up’ on the way home ...

... and Yeovil Town and Forest Green Rovers both have much better stadiums than da roverzzzz - whilst FGR are also way ahead of da famous quarterz on the pitch too ... those poor souls who occasionally frequent the Mem, when it isn’t raining, just can’t grasp their true status in the West Country footballing hierarchy ... but never forget, they are “bigger than Norwich City” and their away support is “on a par with Liverpool, West Ham, Wolves and Sunderland” - they do make me chuckle ... ???

.... I’m sure ‘Goodbye’ was in fact ‘F@ck off’ ... but it was spectacularly loud, I can remember local tv commenting during the highlights “and the roverzzz fans continue to chant their anthem” when the coverage picked up on our disparaging version, pathetic - as their hero Darrell would say: “Happy days” ... ????

They can only dream of getting to league one at the moment - let alone getting promoted out of it ... ???

I’d use “Rushden & Diamonds” if I were you - that will flummox them!

Me too, my ‘crime’ was not singing ‘...and it’s hi ho, Bristol City...’ at Wembley - he bellowed in my face demanding to know why I wasn’t singing - I simply replied “I don’t recall seeing you at Port Vale away” - he wilted like a piece of spinach and slid back into his seat ... why would someone like that bellow obscenities at a fellow fan?! Bizarre

Big applause BR - that did make me titter ???

... I know her ... Irene somebody ... ?

That’ll be “Aden” then ... ????

He was a strange one - I didn’t really rate him yet he went on to play in the premier league after he left our club ...

PG Tips?!

Julian Watts - woeful ...

Gerald Gow, Gary Shelton, Wayne Allison, Steve Galliers, The Cheese, Shaun Taylor .... and the most obvious - Joseph Jordan ... ?????

I have been known to be a tad pedantic! Just couldn’t see what was wrong with my post, the one to which you replied ...

I’ll take it from your silence and zero reply, or evidence, that you made this up @Ivorguy - how ‘strange’ - with no pun intended!

I struggle with these abbreviations - who is “MOL” ?!