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15 minutes ago, phantom said:

Not an ex Manager but the only England connection I can think of was that Alan Ball played for them in the early 1980's

Alan Ball played for the gas?...?

11 hours ago, paul_fox said:

Who's the ex England manager? 

Wasn’t. Was an ex England player who later became a club manager (Gerry (the Mullet) Francis. 

19 minutes ago, magunn said:

Called this because he couldn’t finish a two piece jigsaw puzzle.

No, he’s called jigsaw because he goes to pieces in the box

29 minutes ago, Gazred said:

To be fair, Rovers did have a player sent off early for a wildfowl.

Ba dum dum dum

1 minute ago, Bar BS3 said:

Don’t “big name” “big players” “marquee signings” want to be paid quite a bit of money usually..?! 

I assumed they would be signings to hold the Marquee’s up

18 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

Urmmm HELLO...???!

 

Isn't it amazing that we can build that massive roof on the Lansdown stand with zero restricted views and they have a 163 seater tent with FIVE posts in the way.

EDIT:  Just realised why those seats are more expensive, because the posts are in the way you don't have to watch it all.

From that pointless football rumours site. 

23 May 2019 10:55:52
BRFC - Watch out for take over bid coming soon. Dwane Sports in talks with hospitality company Hyatt Hotels Corporation. The American company are about to take over a major Bristol Hotel and are keen to promote Bristol as a major world tourism destination. Exciting times.

2 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

 

Is Wally running some sort of money laundering exercise?

Yes, he just didn’t MEAN to

1 hour ago, Vincent Vega said:

This just popped up on my memories,  how things have changed

Fastest Rising?

Money?

New Stadium around the corner - this is a VERY long corner

HUGE fan base (not like the poxy 35,000 LEEDS get)

”Build a Premiership Team from scrach”. Is Scrach some sort of plywood/MDF substitute?

9 hours ago, Bristol Rob said:

And the free parking cost a tenner.

These people scare me.

Just noticed that. Free parking from £10. 

So, you only have to pay £10 for the free parking?  Bargain!

9 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

 

 

Isn’t the “turn your trash into players” line, the wrong way around?

(As well as being mis-spelt). 

12 hours ago, INCRED said:

Don't those knob heads realise that promoted clubs get £100m + 

Why would they know that. Do you know what Charlize Theron’s favourite sex game is?  No, because THAT’S never going to happen either

EDIT:  if ypu ARE interested, I’m sure @Rudolf Hucker will tell you

11 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

It would actually be a meteorite, as it will eventually make contact with earth. 

#everydayisaschoolday

Hasn’t yet though @Bar BS3 

2 hours ago, redcityman said:

Would love that to be true, but more than likely just plain old paranoia.  

Now if I had SL's money it wouldn't bother me to buy them out, bleed them dry then kick them out, then restore the land to playing fields for local people, ensuring that no gypsies can access the land, whilst ensuring that there was caveat on the deeds that Nothing bigger than a potting shed could ever be built on said land.

That would be big enough for their crowds

13 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

Ah, the old USP delusion, we haven't had that one for a while.

What are they?

They're crap, play in a crap ground, unique kit (apart from Wycombe and Sabadell who also wear stupid quarters), old supporters, standing up (I'll give them that one even though it's not through choice), tents, falling support so there's plenty of room, minibus head butting, boob cricket, attacking players and their hospital transport, deluded fans, crap pasties, charging for water, Irene (stolen), gert pirate (St Pauli), international ownership, a manager who talks like Louis Walsh, hate them bloody 'teds, 'coming for you', erm, any more?

Umm, hello?  BABESTATION at half time!

16 minutes ago, Redsi2 said:

Have the local media not reported this perhaps because it is utter tosh. Do they still believe money wasn't the reason it didn't happen. Sorry I forgot Waels massive financial input to the club recently. 

Local media not reported it because

1). Even the Post can spot bull if it smells strongly enough and

2) They understand the Libel laws better than this Gashead. 

43 minutes ago, Jim Davey said:

cock

Executive Summary

Wah wah, it’s not fair, nasty Teds are the reason my team is crap. Naughty Teds, Horrid Teds. I’m telling my Dad. 

There is a massive rush of early morning flights out of Heathrow and Gatwick. Most likey explanation is that it is the rush hour contrails and that is a flight lane. 

29 minutes ago, cider hoss rules said:

They don't seem to be very optimistic......

 

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/13711/stay

 

 

That IS a statistically valid survey as every one of their supporters has voted. 

4 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

The Gas tried to get their own back the summer they dropped into the Conference. In a desperate attempt to get their place in the League back they appealed to the FA for Wycombe to be fined and have points deducted over a supposedly dodgy signing they’d made years before. Given the Chairboys perilous financial position at the time, had Rovers been successful God knows what would’ve happened to Wycombe? 

Fortunately the FA laughed at Rovers, told them to **** off and to enjoy Braintree and Dartford away.

 

 

 

I worked in Wycombe for years so have a lot of friends who are Chairboys fans. Wow, and you think WE hate Rovers. 

40 minutes ago, 22A said:

Let’s smash the **** out of them cheating bastards Wycscum next weekend, out on the piss now to to celebrate a 0 - 0 against Accrington 

Someone remind me again, precisely HOW did Wycombe cheat?.

i used to work in HW, Bristol Rovers is a VERY dirty word (OK, words) in that town. 

21 minutes ago, Super said:

So we had "Dopey" for Clarke. What are we calling the new bloke?

Cock?

3 minutes ago, myol'man said:

All hail King Darrell   

 

 

 

let's hope the next clown provides as much entertainment

Is that GJ lifting him up?

Loving the fact that on every page of gaschat is an ad saying “Red shirts wanted”. I mean, what were they thinking?

On 13/12/2018 at 14:36, cityal said:

Just watch the sags on gaschat suggest some totally unrealistic options - their famous over optimism about the state of their "club" will come to the fore guaranteed. I am half expecting comments along the lines of "we could get Copello for sure! - we are da sixth richest club in world - unlucky da shit!" etc etc,  

I am fully expecting them to suggest a whole host premier/championship managers way out of their league (literally).

The truth is they haven't got a pot to piss in, and I genuinely expect they will struggle to find a decent league manager* - anyone worth their salt will surely take a look at what has gone before, they will see Dopey's recent interviews about them being destitute and start to ask serious questions  

* just for clarity for any sags reading this the league is four divisions not five!  

Mourinho will be in the job market soon