Robbored Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Shivering, he put his hands into his groin in attempt to warm up and shocked, he couldn't find his cock. Panicking he decided to..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 13 minutes ago, Robbored said: Shivering, he put his hands into his groin in attempt to warm up and shocked, he couldn't find his cock. Panicking he decided to..... ...phone the Heddlu to see if he'd left it on the other side of the Channel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 10 minutes ago, Aizoon said: ...phone the Heddlu to see if he'd left it on the other side of the Channel... ...... he then remembered that almost everyone from the other side of the channel is dickless ....... Uncle TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 ...except, of course, for the Heddlu, which has any number of dicks on its strength... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 "truncheons" he whispered slowly as he looked out and above the swirling sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 "That could be the answer to my missing cock" he mused "maybe I will go...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portland Bill Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 To Wales and stay in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch for a few days, I'm sure I could find..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 A pro like Katie Price whom has had more cocks than Miss Millies... if she couldn't find the lost member, no one could.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 ...a vowel in there somewhere. But there was an ominous rumble, and suddenly he was buried in a pile of L's and W's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Who just happened to be passing by...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 Katie came did her old faithful trick of making a gobbling Turkey noise... and suddenly from the waves, the kraken like shlong appeared... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 ...... only for all concerned to realise they had all been fixating on the male sexual organ for the last 20 posts - is it missing? (castration complex) - is it too small? (BigTone complex) - lets just talk about MY penis. And what does this say about us ........... Uncle TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 We were hoping to get the Big One in the transfer window, but now we'll have to get one on loan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 But the only ones available are either woefully out of form, injured or want too much money to perform so it`s going to be a case of................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 Looking for a tool kit preferably a triangular blue one. Hopefully...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 Unfortunately only Swiss jazzmen have triangular blue ones, so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 He started looking in a Swiss jazz magazine to see what was on offer........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 ...but there was nothing on Page One or on the other page either. He searched the Internet for"unemployed *****", but kept coming up with references to a certain Mr Warnock, or "Coiln", as he was confusingly nicknamed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmersonsRed Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 There was also a result from the search to Alan Yentob, who... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 ...had reverted to his real name of Botney... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 Meanwhile Lee Johnson has taken over from the Queen much to the delight of Charles, Anne, Porky & Poofy Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 And the National Anrhem is now: "It's all Lee Johnson's fault, It's still Lee Johnson's fault, Blame Little Lee. We aren't victorious, Defeats inglorious, Teams piss all over us Blame Little Lee" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 "That's a crap tune" said Charles "drink up thee cider is far more suitable. Maybe we should...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 ...give the proles free cider to keep them happy or, at least, incoherent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 So from that day on cider became known as the drink of the serfs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 And so it was written in the stars.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 5 hours ago, OddBallJim said: And so it was written in the stars.... ....the mirrors, the mails, all the tabloids on the station's newstands said the same. The posh looking bloke sat opposite him in the standard second class carriage looked up from his Telegraph ... "So, its in all the papers, it must be true...." he said incredulously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 ...as he recovered from last night's serfeit of cider... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 " but journalists are known piss artists, so maybe it's not true after all".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 But it was in the Evening Post so..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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